Status: Negi

USB Mjollnir

One day SCUL pilot Destiny's Child, then working with Skunk at Seven Cycles, said casually, "you should build a Raleigh Chopper out of titanium - it's all straight tubes, it'd be so easy!" CURSE YOU DESTINY'S CHILD!!!

Seriously, it was waaay more work than Skunk thought it would be. First of all scrap titanium tubes don't come as long as they are needed, even to make a little bike like Mjollnir. So Skunk welded short tubes together and sanded down the seams - if you feel with your fingers you can find them. Secondly, since the chainstays are super short and the tire is wide, 7/8" tubing doesn't easily snake its way around without chunks removed. The head tube is made from thicker stock on the top and bottom and the middle of the head tube is much thinner and is welded together. The bars and the fork had to be custom made too. At the last second Skunk thought it would be a good idea to change the shape of the handlebars so the grips would point down - this makes for a not-so-ideal riding position.

Note the reflective black decals and the secret bottle opener on the fork, which will completely spray you with beer if you don't know how to do it right.

Mjollnir has been described as "a racing bike to fit a chimpanzee', but in fact it wasn't really designed much at all. However we're pretty certain this is the world's second only titanium chopper, and has over 3,000 light years logged in official SCUL missions, holding at number three in rank at the time of this summary update. USB Mjollnir won best custom at Lars Anderson in 1999, but we don't care, we're just information pack-rats.


Light Years3980.041
Thrust Rating6.5
Handling Rating4.5
Difficulty Rating5.5
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialTitanium
Hull TypeTitanium Scrap
Chief EngineerSkunk
Originthe titanium scrap bins of Seven
Christened on1999.08.13
Navi RetroNone
Primary RetroCoaster


2019.07.27   Reindeer Games Precision
2019.07.20   Scul! The Boot Camp Ziqqurat
2019.04.06   Appalachiamission '19 Tyrian
2018.10.13   Alien Egg Investigation Ravensson
2018.10.06   Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope TurboHoney
2018.09.29   Super Easy Double Century (1:64 scale version) Ravensson
2018.09.15   Cats In Space Ravensson
2018.08.18   Chalk-Full-O'Funk Raine
2018.08.11   Lazer Mizzzion Sir Sartorius
2018.07.28   Ancient Alien Ruins Ravensson
2018.07.14   Flight of the Aviator Antlers
2018.07.07   Planetary Prom Night Ravensson
2018.06.16   Double Dippin' Eyyou
2018.05.19   Soggy Ninjas Wombat
2018.05.12   Persephone Calling Ravensson
2018.05.05   A.R.T.S.O.S. Antlers
2018.04.28   ABC It's as Easy as Objectives 1 2 3 TUFF N TINY
2018.04.21   Wandering Cricket Epsilon
2018.04.07   Alohamission 2018 Epsilon
2017.11.04   Life Day 2017 Eyyou
2017.09.16   Meskenas Mischief Huckleberry
2017.08.26   By The Book perilous
2017.08.05   Siren Song Snow
2017.07.22   Chop To The Hop Wombat
2017.06.17   Luna XII-Undecim Cakes
2017.06.10   Cave-In Tartheis
2017.05.27   Augment My Chopper Civitron
2017.05.20   Eggscape To Poo Island YoMomma
2017.05.06   Wheeled Migration Epoxy
2017.04.15   Egg-zaduration Dare
2017.04.08   Z Axis Dregs
2017.04.01   I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission Leotard
2016.10.08   Skunk Day '16 Dare
2016.09.17   Peter Pan - Return of the Lost Boys Osprey
2016.09.03   U-Want To Do What? Epoxy
2016.08.20   Ghost Train Epoxy
2016.08.14   Dawn Patrol Tartheis
2016.08.06   A View To A Thrill Wombat
2016.06.18   Luna Libros IV: Satellites of Love Leotard
2016.06.11   Over, Under, Around, and Through Proteus
2016.06.04   Twentieth Anniversary Fox Raleigh Stripe
2016.05.14   Do The Worm Wombat
2016.04.16   The Friendly Skies Hezmek
2016.04.02   Alfrescomission '16 Snow
2015.11.07   Omegamission 2015 Rocket
2015.10.31   Hallowheels 2015 Snow
2015.10.24   Back to the Castle Snow
2015.10.17   Warm Fuzzies Snow
2015.10.10   Illuminus Zenith
2015.09.26   Where's The Beef? Zenith
2015.09.19   Bog Standard Ops Zenith
2015.09.05   'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun Epoxy
2015.08.15   Cosmic Safari Zenith
2015.08.01   Newton Horizons Taco
2015.07.18   Hot Shot Zenith
2015.07.04   Spindependence Amethyst
2015.06.13   Keeping up ApPEARances Dump Truck
2015.06.06   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Cortana
2015.05.16   Show and Tell Deadblow
2015.05.02   String Theory Dare
2015.04.25   Chop Your Own Adventure Manco
2015.04.18   Cloaked in Cardboard Deadblow
2015.04.11   Ellipsoidal Oviform Search and Rescue Deadblow
2015.04.04   Alfalfa Mission '15 Zenith
2014.11.08   Overtime: Omegamission '14 Zenith
2014.11.01   Halloweeeels '14 Deadblow
2014.10.25   Winter? SCULimpics '14 Cortana
2014.10.18   Steam Release Zenith
2014.10.12   Chonk! Zenith
2014.10.11   This Mission Brought To You By The Letter 'D' Deadblow
2014.10.04   Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Zenith
2014.09.27   Catch-22 Zenith
2014.09.13   Cursed But Not Doomed DrClaw
2014.09.06   Radiation Worship Cortana
2014.08.23   Aquaprincess Deadblow
2014.08.16   Let's Get Physical Deadblow
2014.08.02   Leave It To Chance Deadblow
2014.07.12   Into The Grid Epoxy
2014.06.21   Operation Summer-ville Hambone
2014.06.14   Barely Legal Tyrian
2014.05.31   All Aboard the SCUL Express! Dead Bride
2014.05.10   Rhubarb Memorial Treekiller
2014.05.03   Safety Dance Mongoose
2014.04.05   Alphonsemission '14 DreadFlint
2013.11.02   Omegamission 2013 Epoxy
2013.10.19   Pen-Penultimate Mission Epoxy
2013.09.21   Night of the Flying Maggots Epoxy
2013.09.07   Back 2 SCUL Funkenstein
2013.08.17   Buzz Kill Cobb
2013.08.10   Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Epoxy
2013.08.03   Dollar A Pound metoikos
2013.07.27   SCULimpics 2013 metoikos
2013.07.13   Stifie's Chooper Gang Wombat
2013.06.29   Radiation Warz!!! Epoxy
2013.06.22   Super Mooning: The Revenge Epoxy
2013.06.01   Sweet Seventeen Epoxy
2013.05.11   Shake Your Bones DrClaw
2012.11.03   Novemberiffic Omegamission metoikos
2012.10.27   Hallowheels 2012 DrClaw
2012.10.20   Picture Day Disco Digital Snapshot Funtime Extreme metoikos
2012.10.13   Bring Them Home metoikos
2012.10.06   Skunk Day 2012 metoikos
2012.09.29   Chasing The Stars With The Starchasers metoikos
2012.09.08   Spokesfest Civilian Escort metoikos
2012.09.01   Night of the Living U-Hauls metoikos
2012.08.25   For Tinman DrClaw
2012.08.18   Flight of the Bumblebee metoikos
2012.08.11   Shabadoonicorn metoikos
2012.07.28   Poseidon's Pimple metoikos
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? metoikos
2012.06.30   One Wet Pilot metoikos
2012.06.23   Chopra vs. Godzilla Sage
2012.05.19   Disco Diva Dance Party Civitron
2012.04.28   Voyage to Arkham metoikos
2012.04.21   Tea and Grackle bitwise
2011.10.29   I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels DrClaw
2011.10.02   HONK! Parade DrClaw
2011.10.01   Medley Mission parmesan
2011.09.24   Longrange Badass Rendezvous metoikos
2011.09.17   Weird Bumps Civitron
2011.09.10   À la seconde metoikos
2011.08.13   Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... DrClaw
2011.07.16   Bach in the USSR (boretum) eXceSs
2011.07.02   Wild Goose Chase metoikos
2011.06.25   Turn It Up metoikos
2011.06.18   Skywriter Wombat
2011.06.11   Ships at Sea metoikos
2011.05.21   So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... metoikos
2011.04.30   Let Them Eat Cake Civitron
2011.04.23   Shelter From The Storm metoikos
2011.04.16   To The Finish Seven Of Nine
2011.04.09   Repo Men Seven Of Nine
2010.10.23   Shiny Metals ZyGoat
2010.07.17   OMGPWNIES SayAgain
2010.07.10   Heavy Nebula Immersion Mao
2010.07.03   Exquisite Corpsicle Sadie Blake
2010.04.17   From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Treekiller
2010.04.10   Blue Angels in a Ho-down Treekiller
2010.04.02   Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Treekiller
2009.10.03   Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Treekiller
2009.08.22   Nitrogen Poop Monkey Skidmark
2009.07.18   Peeecamatic: Pechanical Yarko
2009.06.27   Fallen Heroes Sunshine
2009.05.02   Art Like a Fart Booty Call
2009.04.25   Space, the Final Funtier peacefrog
2009.04.04   Aplhamission Snarly
2008.10.25   Radiation Schmadiation Evil Twin
2008.10.18   Downtown ld50
2008.09.13   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Thalo
2008.09.06   The Pilots of Wetzpance (or The S stands for Su... Booty Call
2008.08.30   13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? ld50
2008.07.05   Waltor Day Carnival steerpike
2008.06.28   S'more In Store Kamikaze
2008.06.07   SCUL Day 2008 Zilch
2008.05.31   Starship Safari Jacknife
2008.05.10   Mixtape UglySac
2008.04.26   Merit Badge UglySac
2008.04.19   Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Zilch
2008.04.12   Get Everyone Lathed UglySac
2008.04.05   AlphaMissle 08 Friend
2007.10.27   Omegamission geekhouse
2007.10.13   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! entropy
2007.10.06   Skunk Day Honkfest MeltDown
2007.07.01   Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Axeman
2007.05.26   Rotwang Day dillweed
2007.04.14   Suburban White Boy Lament [MegaSeth Day] Appleseed
2007.04.07   ALPHA 007 Mosquito
2006.09.16   Big Trouble In Little China Secret Chief
2006.09.02   Forced Acceptance Mosquito
2006.08.26   Freshmaker Bitzer
2006.08.12   eXtremo™ Nameless Day, 2006 Snarly
2006.08.05   Swing Set (Diva Day) Meatball Mulligan
2006.05.27   Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) Zappa
2005.10.01   OctoberTest Mosquito
2005.09.24   Isla Castilia Chops
2005.09.17   Rain Rain Go Away Schemey
2005.09.10   Moose Day Celebrated Chops
2005.09.03   Somethin or other Lord Manwhore
2005.08.26   Operation Super Posi Oppo
2005.08.20   Egg Toss Mental Simon
2005.08.13   No NoWay Day Evil Twin
2005.07.16   Post SCULimpics Oppo
2005.07.09   One Bike To Rule Them All Oppo
2005.07.02   WalTor Day (2005) Oppo
2005.06.18   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Schemey
2005.06.11   Hot and Moist Oppo
2005.06.04   SCUL Day 2005 AceHole
2005.05.28   Full Metal Jackets (R0twang Day) Kaibosch
2005.05.21   No Plan Oppo
2005.05.14   Stoodio53 Oppo
2005.04.23   Radiation Overload Snarly
2005.04.16   Mega Seth a liscous Buttercup
2005.04.09   Beta Missssion 05 Oppo
2005.04.02   Aplamission 05 Oppo
2004.10.23   Recurse The 'Verse Drunkle
2004.10.16   Jump Start Fox Glove
2004.09.25   Axis of Elvis AceHole
2004.09.18   Broken Pickle Oppo
2004.08.07   Booty Camp RoadRash
2004.07.24   Naked Keg Party Biker Mom
2004.07.10   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Appleseed
2004.07.03   Poisoning Pigeons In The Park? Oppo
2004.06.19   I Dunno (vomit day) Oppo
2004.06.12   Studio 53 Disestablishmentarianism
2004.06.05   SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Blipblipbeep
2004.05.29   Wherever The Wind Blows Blipblipbeep
2004.05.22   Howdy Partner (Rotwang Day) Vegetable
2004.05.15   Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Blipblipbeep
2004.05.08   Derby Durby Derbie Snarly
2004.04.24   Oppo Oppo Snarly
2004.04.17   Stop N Chop Blipblipbeep
2004.04.10   Beta Ride Oppo
2004.04.03   Alphamission 04 Shakes
2003.11.01   Hallowheels 03 Mosquito
2003.10.25   As Seen On TV Zappa
2003.10.18   Tour De Ville Monkeyboy
2003.10.11   Pump Up The Volume Mosquito
2003.10.04   Skunk Day 03 Mosquito
2003.09.27   SCULimpics 2003 Snarly
2003.09.20   Arbor Mayhem Krank
2003.09.06   Breaking Headlines Nosepicker
2003.08.16   NoWay Day A-OK Zappa
2003.08.09   Large Melon Shoelace
2003.08.02   Storm The Castle Snarly
2003.07.26   Two Miles Per Hour Hazard
2003.07.19   Inmates Run The Asylum Vegetable
2003.07.12   Happy Fun Times Bike Club Shakes
2003.06.14   Double Distress Call Mountain Grown
2003.05.24   The Best Little Warehouse In Fenway Hazard
2003.05.10   Get Outta Town LoJack
2003.05.03   Back In The Saddle Trackstar
2002.10.26   Last Dance Monkeyboy
2002.10.12   Radiation Control Pikachu
2002.10.05   Skunk Day Observed Fatso
2002.09.28   SCULimpics 2002 Monkeyboy
2002.09.21   Massive Entropy Denial Monkeyboy
2002.09.14   Stickem Up Monkeyboy
2002.08.10   Castle Island Big Banana
2001.06.24   Square Ride CommVic
2001.06.09   Moon Over Aborertum Shakes
2001.06.02   Mmmm... Ice Cream LoJack
2000.10.14   Moon Over Arboretum Gargoyle
2000.10.09   SCULimpics Night Games 20 Soul Sucka
2000.09.24   Where The Wind Blows Smash
2000.08.19   Two Hundred Scale Miles Per Hour MegaTron
2000.08.06   Mindy Milky Bunny
2000.05.20   19 Pilots Crazy Dan
2000.05.06   Wake Up The Dead Nowhere
2000.04.01   April Fools Trouble
1999.10.24   Drunken Colony Attack Mucus
1999.09.25   Silver Scream The Chef
1999.09.11   Quadraflat Scratch
1999.09.05   Treasure Hunt Pit Girl
1999.09.02   Level E - 9.2.99 Scratch
1999.08.29   Blunt Facial Trauma Mucus
1999.08.13   Mark McGee's Going Away Party Skunk