Status: Failure


Where's The Beef?

Q: Where's the beef?
A: Revere Beach.

"I like tall ships, long rides along the beach and romantically busting the funk." —BaneThunderwolf


Me, TOO - and i like Big BuTTZ of roast beef sangy at Kelley’s on the beach. (Stogie)
This week the gang will be keeping it simple and sandy at America's oldest public beach, Revere Beach! We'll cruise the parkway taking in the ocean breeze and blowing the minds of any civilians out past curfew. Swim in the surf, cruise our turf, on a rarely SCUL visited part of Earth! It'll be the most sand you can get in everything this side of The Playa.

Be warned:

Local STs frown upon having ships in the sand.
The beach is technically closed at dusk, but that hasn't stopped us before. Dress accordingly!
Savory snacks will likely be roast beef or nothing, so come prepared.

Mission Objectives

None. If we complete any objectives, it'll be mission failure.


OK: HERE’s how it all went down:

Bane’s route plan & navigation was sweet, through the back alleys of Everett & past the dead land of fuel tanks,a dead Camelot & fruit truck depots, through a bit of Chelsea, and popped out right in the middle of the beach. SWWWEEEEETTTTT!!!

Some of us touched the ocean, some of us just hung around looking cool… then onwards to Kelly’s Roast Beef for some cow positivity - or french fries, or whatever - it’s all good.

HOMEWARD, via BIKE TO THE SEA - a recent development in Wormhole Technology - LINKY LINKY HINT HERE

Fun was had, and the Road was Rashed (thanks to Sewer)

Pilot Stogie OUT - filing mission report 6 days late, typing with fingers that smell like sardines cuz of a can-o-fish explosion. 6 days late is better than my OTHER absent mission report,

- but hey, here’s a hint:


- that’s a stealth report with a surprise twist at the end - stay tuned for a post-season report after Hallowheels, when we journey back in time to see the future!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 1105.23   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Cortana Centvrion 294.034  
Deadblow Crowley 351.516  
dogi Wheelie 277.23  
DrClaw Shockwave 513.889  
DreadFlint Mad Rabbit 541.32   Master Chief Petty Officer
Silfr Summer 446.986  
Snow Ez Raider 135.26   Master Chief Petty Officer
Stogie Wadlow 569.837   Captain
Taco Greed 385.11   Aviator First Class
Threespeed Saint Christopher 580.455  
Wombat Cloudbuster 463.931  
XXIII ReFLEX 462.373   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Zenith Mjollnir 393.976   Petty Officer Second Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer BaneThunderwolf
Gate Attendant Deadblow
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
Tailgunner XXIII
Com-Sat 1 Threespeed
Com-Sat 2 DreadFlint
Tool Bag Zenith
Flat Bag Taco
Medi Bag Silfr
Wookiee Bag DreadFlint
Ambassador Cortana
Chalk Bag Cortana
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock Cortana
Recycler Snow
Life Support 1 Wombat
Life Support 2 DrClaw
Damage Control DreadFlint
Minister of Zoobs BaneThunderwolf
Mission Pinner BaneThunderwolf
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Stogie
Stellar Cartographer BaneThunderwolf
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
Print Jockey BaneThunderwolf

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderBaneThunderwolf
Mission Size 14 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationReveah Beach
Light Years20.025
G-Well Activity1.715
Technical Rating1.621