Status: Failure


Lazer Mizzzion

Mission parameters:
- All ships equipped with atoms excited to a high energy level causing stimulated emission of electromagnetic radiation. Deploy filters to prevent unsafe laser frequencies, such that every pilot who starts this mission with two or more eyes finishes with at least one.
- Trancetastic wormhole groove supplied by mission leader Red Squrl
- Minimal transport interactions
- Radiation therapy for at least one (1) pilot
- Training exercises performed upon various apparatus

Lordmcfuzz brought pizza but only for himself.

A S.N.A.X. station stop to acquire bananas and spacenuts. Astrobunnies were out in force as we trekked through various wormholes. A wild Shadowcat appears!

Despite dire forecasts no radiation was experienced as all spaceblobs were routed around us. No boonus for these maggots! The deterium-heavy atmosphere gave an unearthly aspect to our progress, with the upper reaches of Boston system often completely grayed out.

We stopped at a training area where we regaled ourselves with calisthenics upon many bizarre devices, whose original purposes were unclear. What strange race can they have served, perhaps as scuppernong holders or epergnes? Here we failed to elicit radiation, and thus also failed this mission. Several large avian beings were present, apparently deep in effanineffable contemplation; at any rate even under close questioning by Ravensson they spoke little and quacked less.

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A stop at the ropey triangulated edifice on the Esplanade which we favor. Here we were observed, at length but with uncharacteristic benevolence, by a galactic ST. Also a stop to enjoy the rare fragrance of some well-aged portapotties, before flying casual back to the fort.


We failed this mission due to radiation shortfall. It's OK though, SCUL is still cool.

Chic to Skunk for laser plating on his own and Cloudbuster's hulls, more blinky and colorful than ever.
Diplomacy to PQ for chatting up the state ST, proactively and successfully.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Antlers Yer Mom 267.99  
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 1032.07   Ensign
Dead Bride Mad Rabbit 276.852  
DrClaw Shockwave 595.103   Captain
Lordmcfuzz Eat My Shorts! 537.59  
Pastry Queen Princess Fun Police 491.99  
Ravensson War 242.586  
Red Squirrel Curb Burner 409.088   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Shadowcat Ez Raider 227.418   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Sir Sartorius Mjollnir 0  
Skunk Cloudbuster 408.782   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Wombat ATM Machine 401.98   Commodore
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Red Squirrel
Deck Officer Skunk
Gate Attendant Red Squirrel
MRC Officer BaneThunderwolf
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
Tailgunner Dead Bride
Com-Sat 1 Pastry Queen
Tool Bag Lordmcfuzz
Flat Bag Sir Sartorius
Medi Bag Dead Bride
Wookiee Bag Ravensson
Ambassador Ravensson
Chalk Bag Skunk
Still Cam Antlers
Airlock DrClaw
Recycler Pastry Queen
Life Support 1 Skunk
Life Support 2 DrClaw
Life Support 3 Leotard
Damage Control Shadowcat
Mission Pinner Dead Bride
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Leotard
Stellar Cartographer BaneThunderwolf
Cleaner Pastry Queen
Compressor Wrangler Lordmcfuzz
Print Jockey BaneThunderwolf

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderRed Squirrel
Mission Size 12 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationFrikkin' LAZERS!
Light Years19.369
G-Well Activity1.821
Technical Rating2.638