Status: Posi

PST Eat My Shorts!

Inspired by Large Marge and the fact that Lordmcfuzz had four lost youth frames in his bedroom. Built coming off the high from Art Invasion Lithuania, Pasty Queen's patience for gaps between tubes, and the determination to build a ship for a century. So far it has completed 2 centuries.

Lordmcfuzz's first HARV build. Lordmcfuzz thinks it is funny that it is considered a frigate but is larger than most ships.

Eat My Shorts! sports a fancy 2-speed automatic hub.

Notable quotes:
"Oh god, it is still heavy!" - Lordmcfuzz
"Why are the boosters moving?! I don't know how to mount this ship anymore!" - Lordmcfuzz
"How many bikes is that?" -Civi staring at Eat My Shorts!
"Look that guy stacked 2 bikes on top of each other" "Do you really need 4 frames?" -Civis that are bad a counting.


Light Years1031.821
Thrust Rating2.911
Handling Rating2.811
Difficulty Rating7.711
Max Warp2

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeStacks of lost youth
Chief EngineerLordmcfuzz
WelderPastry Queen
OriginBikes not Snobs
Christened on2017.07.29
LocationFort Puritan
Navi Retro
Primary RetroCoaster


2023.06.24   Locate the Sansa-Spacesuit People Lordmcfuzz
2019.11.02   Hallowheels 19 Lordmcfuzz
2019.10.12   G-Well That Ends Well: Century 2019 Lordmcfuzz
2019.09.21   To The 29 Monuments: Lordmcfuzz Day Lordmcfuzz
2019.09.14   Pilots Need Pampers Lordmcfuzz
2019.09.07   The Gang From L.A.Z.E.R. Lordmcfuzz
2019.08.24   Deep Space Maneuvers - Stage One and Two Lordmcfuzz
2019.07.27   Reindeer Games Lordmcfuzz
2019.06.15   A Hyperspace Byway Too Far Lordmcfuzz
2019.06.01   The Fog of Time: SCUL Day '19 Lordmcfuzz
2019.05.25   Life Support Synthesis Lordmcfuzz
2019.04.13   Black Hole Lordmcfuzz
2018.09.08   Escape from the Cape Lordmcfuzz
2018.08.18   Chalk-Full-O'Funk Lordmcfuzz
2018.08.11   Lazer Mizzzion Lordmcfuzz
2018.08.04   Short Term Memory Loss Lordmcfuzz
2018.05.26   SCUL Day 22 Lordmcfuzz
2018.05.19   Soggy Ninjas Lordmcfuzz
2018.05.12   Persephone Calling Lordmcfuzz
2018.04.28   ABC It's as Easy as Objectives 1 2 3 Lordmcfuzz
2018.04.21   Wandering Cricket Lordmcfuzz
2018.04.14   Dr. Dudley Lordmcfuzz
2018.04.07   Alohamission 2018 Lordmcfuzz
2017.11.04   Life Day 2017 Lordmcfuzz
2017.10.15   Galactic Frontier: One-Way Century 2017 Lordmcfuzz
2017.10.07   Little Red Riding pre-HONK! Lordmcfuzz
2017.09.30   Big Dipper Lordmcfuzz
2017.09.22   Return To Lawl Lordmcfuzz
2017.09.02   Hypno Wormhole Lordmcfuzz
2017.08.19   Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Lordmcfuzz
2017.08.12   Sons of Perseus Lordmcfuzz
2017.08.05   Infinity Greaves Lordmcfuzz
2017.07.29   Chop Beach Rinse Repeat Lordmcfuzz