Status: Success


Locate the Sansa-Spacesuit People

Mission Objectives

  • Celebrate World Naked Bike Boston
  • Attempt to Rendezvous with the official WNBR
  • Obtain Snax

Mission Summary

13 saucy nevernude pilots set out in search of the fabled "World Naked Bike Ride", which allegedly was on the prowl in the Cambridge System this hot and muggy early summer evening. Lordmcbuttz set the tone in his precariously placed censorbar and other pilots quickly followed un-suit, gleefully shedding garments on the launch pad to better take in the swampy night air.

With Cosima at the helm, the gang cruised the night skies on the hunt for an intercept, to delight and horror of local food calling out about fuzzmcbutt's lack of social decency. Suddenly, there was a swarm of [CENSORED] and pilots were engulfed by [CENSORED] to be carried along with the human tide, where lordnopants was no longer anyone's concern.


Suddenly, at the statehouse, the [CENSORED] halted, deposited their SCUL payload, and disappeared into the night, leaving the fleet in a dazed whirlwind. Navtail protocol was reinstated and after brief snaquisition, many circuits of greenspaceblackhole were completed before release into the esplanade wormhole. No longer censored, lordbananamchammock completed his most daring maneuver to date, high fiving an entire partyworm of exultant, steering be-dampener'd snacks, to their absolute shock and delight.

Glorious shoreleave included taking leave of yet more garments and spinning Truck Stop until she screamed for mercy to enjoy the undulations. Wombat burrowed into a tireswing for a snooz, Grog had his shorts thoroughly consumed, and all and sundry enjoyed the nebula-cooled night breezes.

The casual flightpath home will mostly be remembered for Bane Thunderthigh's appearance as he slowly removed his spacesuit in flight, and many states of undress were cheered upon triumphal return.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 650.433   Master Chief Petty Officer
Cosima Catastrophe 1058.96   Lieutenant
Dead Bride Albatross 165   Petty Officer Third Class
Deadblow Crowley 172.715   Aviator First Class
Diva Silver King 265.859   Ensign
dogi Green Monsta 104.992   Pilot
Grog Pale Horse 411.971   Petty Officer First Class
Lordmcfuzz Eat My Shorts! 1149.58   Captain
Pastry Queen Princess Fun Police 605.96   Petty Officer First Class
Patent Pending Centvrion 274.359   Aviator
Rocket 88 277.984   Aviator
Truck Stop Doctor Love 219.675   Pilot
Wombat Golden Eagle 193.408  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Lordmcfuzz
Deck Officer Diva
Gate Attendant Diva
Navigator Cosima
Tailgunner Diva
Com-Sat 1 Pastry Queen
Com-Sat 2 Rocket
Com-Sat 3 BaneThunderwolf
Tool Bag Patent Pending
Flat Bag Lordmcfuzz
Medi Bag Diva
Wookiee Bag Dead Bride
Ambassador BaneThunderwolf
Chalk Bag Cosima
Still Cam Truck Stop
Airlock Pastry Queen
Life Support 1 Dead Bride
Mission Pinner Truck Stop
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Pastry Queen
Stellar Cartographer Grog
Cleaner Cosima
Life Support Synthesis BaneThunderwolf

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderLordmcfuzz
Mission Size 13 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
Light Years17.000
G-Well Activity1.024
Technical Rating1.968