Status: Failure



It's SOS weekend and the gang was out in force!

During daystar Lordmcfuzz entertained the passing SOSers by showing off his current project and spewing out interesting facts about the fleet. He had recently recovered Supercollider from fort Brewhaha which was thought to be lost to SCUL's past. It was flyable but in questionable repair. On the launch pad he showed it off, both the good and the bad, and announced that this mission was its decommission-mission. One pilot yelled out "How did that pass the pre-flight check?" but Lordmcfuzz just said it will be fine as he wheeled his slightly taco'd ship to the front of the fleet to navigate

The fleet was handed a bunch of play-blasters just before the mission started and told that there will be a time and a place to use them. It was a secret SOS (Search, Obliterate, and Savor) that was top priority for the night's mission. Once the fleet arrived at the secret location, under the blanket of silence, the gang readied their play-blasters and lined up on the stoop of this fort like a SWAT team. With a burst of laughter the gang busted the funk through the door and launched a hail of foam projectiles at the orbital party member of honor which will be an experience that they will never forget. For the gangs deed, they were provided with some left over food molecules and some steering dampener.

Dead Bride was quick to whip the fleet up into shape as the next SOS was on a strict time table. The fleet almost failed to get there due to a tricky poltergeist of Trinity's past that attempted to eject Leotard by causing her ship to halt and refuse to move forward. After a thorough look over and test flight it was deemed safe and the fleet moved on. Sadly the poltergeist was not satisfied with its work, so it ripped off Leotard's Utility belt before leaving the fleet for the night. She was able to catch the belt before the black clutches of space took it and before another pilot could even think about how cool of a sound it could make under their ship's thrusters. The fleet arrived at the Assembly Constellation which is chalk full of public art, docile food, and ice cream molecules.

Some of the gang decided to brave the long queue of JP Licks while Acehole and Lordmcfuzz scouted out the Giraffe's nether regions out side of Legoland for a future project. BaneThunderwolf earned a medal of diplomacy for conversing with some curious food for twenty whole minutes. In the meantime, some chalk art work was put down and some pilots tried out Supercollider in the park. The zombies behind the counter at JP Licks tried to eliminate Epsilon by making their non-mooing frappe with moo juice.....twice. As the fleet prepared to attend to another SOS, Rocket, Epsilon, and Leotard burned up.

The fleet then headed to a playground that they have never, according to the latest star charts, scouted before, which just so happened to be right next to Lordmcfuzz's fort. Lordmcfuzz opened up his fort for fuel dumps but not before realizing he left his keys in his other ship. The SOS a call to move the Fuzzmobile from one side of the street to the other in order to avoid a space sweeper. As Lordmcfuzz was breaking into his own fort, the rest of the gang went to work on moving the Fuzzmobile by attempting to pick it up. After a bit, the gang decided that this was some dangerous work and closed down the street with nearby sidewalk barriers before proceeding. With the Fuzzmobile properly placed in its neutral gear, the gang asked Lordmcfuzz to ease off the retro pedal but then realized that Wombat was the one preventing the transport from rolling down the negi-gwell. With great teamwork, the gang made quick work of this task and then moved on to chalking up the playground.

With all fuel dumps made the fleet started to make their way toward the Davis constellation to meet up with the astrobot Davis. It was at this point Lordmcfuzz realized that he did not have chalk bag anymore. It was confirmed by Antlers, the mission's com-sat monkey, that it had in fact been forgotten. It was deemed that Lordmcfuzz left it at his fort because he was too excited about his wardrobe change. This meant that Lordmcfuzz failed this mission.

It was casual flying to see Davis with a few on some side streets. The gang was super happy to see Davis and got ready to take a photo with her while Wombat went to check the constellation for chalk to salvage the mission. There was no chalk to be found and Wombat was captured in the gang photo at the most opportune time.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 475.384   Aviator First Class
Antlers Mjollnir 395.234   Aviator First Class
BaneThunderwolf Cloudbuster 394.09   Petty Officer Third Class
Dead Bride Dr. Moreau 656.222   Petty Officer Second Class
Epsilon Centvrion 0  
eXceSs Bonnie & Clyde 351.145  
Leotard Trinity 223.363   Petty Officer Second Class
Lordmcfuzz Supercollider 1314.61   Commander
Pastry Queen Princess Fun Police 183.383   Petty Officer Second Class
Pipsqueak Swamp Thing 0  
Punchy Water 442.236   Aviator First Class
Rocket 88 465.036   Petty Officer Second Class
Wombat ATM Machine 368.43   Petty Officer Third Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Dead Bride
Deck Officer Punchy
MRC Officer Lordmcfuzz
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
Tailgunner Punchy
Com-Sat 1 Antlers
Tool Bag Dead Bride
Flat Bag Epsilon
Medi Bag Pipsqueak
Wookiee Bag eXceSs
Ambassador Rocket
Chalk Bag Lordmcfuzz
Still Cam Rocket
Airlock Lordmcfuzz
Life Support 1 BaneThunderwolf
Life Support 2 AceHole
Life Support 3 Rocket
Damage Control AceHole
Minister of Zoobs eXceSs
Mission Pinner Pipsqueak
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Lordmcfuzz
Stellar Cartographer Pipsqueak
Cleaner Dead Bride
Compressor Wrangler Antlers
Filmer AceHole

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderDead Bride
Mission Size 13 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationArtsy Fartsy Stuff
Light Years13.640
G-Well Activity0.849
Technical Rating1.547