Mission ObjectivesCelebrate 2003 IronCog recipient Rotwang
Locate the future location of the Charles River Skatepark
Listen to country
Mission SummarySeconds before launch our trusty MP3P0 has a complete droid meltdown!
Our Q-branch had been working all day building new sonic dispruptors
for the fleet, and now they were being put to emergency repair
situation once again! After delaying the launch an hour, we had
finally re-established our sonic defense network and the mission was a
From there things went much more smoothly. We stopped at Twin City
Plasma where we found some pilot of small craft who could "ollie" over
the bow of USB Annihilation (see attached recon images). After
refueling and minor repairs we set course for our first mission
objective: determining the most likely location of the skate park that
is supposedly going to be built for Boston. We found a likely spot
under the Lenny Z bridge. We synthesized some fun by seeing how high
up we could run up the shallow walls. Many minor injuries were
What better way to celebrate an injury fest than with a few derbies!
So we did that.
Afterwards we set course for Fort Inman, where we responded to the
emergency keg depletion distress beacon. We then retuned to base
*POST-MISSION UPDATE* Further recon activity revealed that sculpilots
had been incorrect in the location of the proposed skatepark.
Skatepark location was not discovered. All fun had at the incorrect
location was returned for a full refund per Rotwang's request.