Status: Success


From the Death Star(t) to the Finish

SCUL was greeted with steady incoming and confused transport while
traversing Constellations Davis, Porter and Harvard. A heavy transport
impeded Cloudbuster's progress early in the mission, resulting in the
partial implosion of the Disco Death Star, which was temporarily
stashed at Fort Issimo. Post-Death-Star fiasco, the fleet proceeded
tortuously in a winding manner through light radiation towards the
finish line of an annual hoo-man ritual known locally as the 'Boston

Upon arrival near the finish line of said marathon, the fleet
encountered heavy but friendly ST presence as well as excitable food,
some of which loudly proclaimed that this day was their 21st day of
corporal external existence upon planet Earth.

Extended shore leave was observed as maggot Treekiller was at long
last knighted to the rank of pilot.

With the primary mission achieved, the fleet returned to base at a
leisurely pace through Constellations Kendall and Inman. Cloudbuster
suffered a second setback due to transport interference at
Constellation Inman but no serious pilot injury occurred.

The fleet returned to base by way of Constellation Porter, stopping at
Fort Issimo to lash the Disco Death Star to PDP Schadenfreude for its
return to Fort Bartlett.

Lt. Self Destruct performed admirably at the job of Comsat Monkey,
which at the time of this writing is still under development and has
proved to be an essential task in keeping cohesion within the
in-flight fleet.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Famine 374.866   Ensign
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 318.401   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Dozer Ez Raider 165.572   Aviator First Class
hackworth Synesthesia 1130.84   Commodore
Joyride Sawed Off 360.99   Master Chief Petty Officer
Maestro Compliance 410.733   Petty Officer First Class
magneato Skylab 320.432   Petty Officer Second Class
pywaket Cloudbuster 1399.07   Commodore
Quandary Delirium 635.442   Ensign
Self Destruct Doctor Love 861.902   Lieutenant
Threespeed Schadenfreude 548.243   Lieutenant Commander
Treekiller Mjollnir 804.057   Master Chief Petty Officer
Tweenus War 0  
Visigoth Annihilation 359.637   Petty Officer Second Class
yt Ooh La La 1061.71   Commodore
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader pywaket
Gate Attendant hackworth
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator yt
Tailgunner Joyride
Com-Sat 1 Self Destruct
Tool Bag Treekiller
Flat Bag Visigoth
Medi Bag Tweenus
Wookiee Bag Maestro
Ambassador Quandary
Airlock pywaket
Life Support 1 pywaket
Damage Control Dozer
Minister of Zoobs pywaket
Mission Debriefer yt
Mission Reporter hackworth
Filmer hackworth
Food Wrangler Tweenus
Print Jockey yt
Sentry Tweenus
Skynet Operator Pre yt
Stillcam Downloader hackworth

Mission Parameters

Mission Leaderpywaket
Mission Size 15 pilots
OriginFort Bartlett
Light Years14.507
G-Well Activity1.780
Technical Rating2.390