Pilot Date	2009.05.23
Missions	104
Total Light Years	1,971.01

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h4ckw0r+h can make a psychotropic beer from common suburban ornamental plants, play the piano with his eyes closed, and pull the giant drain plug on the Internet.

He likes peace and quiet, beer, bicycles, and a cup of coffee in the morning.

Ships Built

Recruitment

Hosted By	Quandary
Enlistment Date	2009.04.04
Knighted By	Quandary
Pilot Date	2009.05.23

Pilots Hosted

Service Record

Date	Div	Mission	Ship
2024.10.06	MAD	Honktober Parade	Civilian Ship
2024.09.07	MAD	Get Skooled	Civilian Ship
2023.10.08	MAD	Honk-a-doodle-doo	Torpor
2022.10.29	MAD	Hallowheels 2022	Civilian Ship
2022.10.09	MAD	HONK! in the name of mechanicals.	Torpor
2022.04.23	MAD	Eye Scream	Civilian Ship
2019.10.11	MAD	HONK!alicious	Civilian Ship
2019.10.05	MAD	Skunk Day 50	Roll Bounce
2016.11.05	MAD	Life Day 2016	Torpor
2016.04.02	MAD	Alfrescomission '16	Roll Bounce
2015.07.25	MAD	Local Early Bird Special	Pestilence
2015.04.04	MAD	Alfalfa Mission '15	Torpor
2014.11.08	MAD	Overtime: Omegamission '14	Sparkle Pony
2014.04.05	MAD	Alphonsemission '14	Torpor
2013.11.02	MAD	Omegamission 2013	Doctor Love
2013.08.24	SCD	Metric Century of the Phoenix	Ez Raider
2013.08.17	MAD	Buzz Kill	Torpor
2013.08.10	MAD	Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces	Roll Bounce
2013.07.27	MAD	SCULimpics 2013	Sparkle Pony
2013.07.13	MAD	Stifie's Chooper Gang	Roll Bounce
2013.04.06	MAD	Alpacamission '13	Torpor
2012.11.03	MAD	Novemberiffic Omegamission	Sparkle Pony
2012.10.27	MAD	Hallowheels 2012	Sparkle Pony
2012.10.13	MAD	Century 2012	Yer Mom
2012.10.06	MAD	Skunk Day 2012	Roll Bounce
2012.09.15	MAD	Project MUM	Synesthesia
2012.09.08	MAD	Spokesfest Civilian Escort	Torpor
2012.08.25	MAD	For Tinman	Civilian Ship
2012.08.18	MAD	Flight of the Bumblebee	Torpor
2012.08.04	MAD	No Matter What	Angry Candy
2012.07.28	MAD	Poseidon's Pimple	Roll Bounce
2012.07.21	MAD	Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day?	Torpor
2012.07.07	MAD	Castle Jam-booor-eeee	Pestilence
2012.06.30	MAD	One Wet Pilot	Torpor
2012.06.23	MAD	Chopra vs. Godzilla	Torpor
2012.06.16	MAD	Where My Party At?	Torpor
2012.05.26	MAD	I Don't Want To Grow Up	Torpor
2012.05.19	MAD	Disco Diva Dance Party	Torpor
2012.05.12	MAD	Word To Your Mother!	Civilian Ship
2012.05.05	MAD	Super Mooning	Torpor
2012.04.21	MAD	Tea and Grackle	Torpor
2012.04.14	MAD	Saturn in Opposition	Circus Peanut
2012.04.07	MAD	Cranktabulous Alphamission!	Roll Bounce
2011.10.29	MAD	I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels	Devastation
2011.10.15	MAD	Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret	Torpor
2011.10.08	MAD	Skunk Day	Torpor
2011.10.02	MAD	HONK! Parade	Torpor
2011.10.01	MAD	Medley Mission	Synesthesia
2011.09.10	MAD	Century Bendicorium Quo SCULibum Non Sit	Devastation
2011.08.20	MAD	8-bit Seal Cruft	Greed
2011.08.13	MAD	Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ...	Spooky Pirate
2011.08.06	MAD	Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now)	Torpor
2011.07.30	MAD	Fashion Show	Synesthesia
2011.07.23	MAD	Gong Swimmin'	Synesthesia
2011.07.16	MAD	Bach in the USSR (boretum)	Torpor
2011.07.02	MAD	Wild Goose Chase	Torpor
2011.06.11	MAD	Ships at Sea	Synesthesia
2011.05.28	MAD	Picnic By The Sea	Synesthesia
2011.05.21	MAD	So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#...	Synesthesia
2011.05.07	MAD	Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina	Synesthesia
2011.04.30	MAD	Let Them Eat Cake	Synesthesia
2011.04.23	MAD	Shelter From The Storm	Yer Mom
2011.04.16	MAD	To The Finish	Synesthesia
2011.04.09	MAD	Repo Men	Water
2011.04.02	MAD	Alphamission Episode 2011	Synesthesia
2010.10.30	MAD	Omegamission Hallowheels	Civilian Ship
2010.10.23	MAD	Shiny Metals	Synesthesia
2010.10.02	MAD	War of 100 Light Years	Synesthesia
2010.09.25	MAD	Ground Pounder	Synesthesia
2010.09.18	MAD	SCULimpics Night Games	Synesthesia
2010.09.04	MAD	Hurricane Fail	Synesthesia
2010.08.14	MAD	Farmworth: Intergalactic!	Synesthesia
2010.07.31	MAD	The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha...	Pestilence
2010.07.24	MAD	Orchestral Maneuvers in Space	Summer
2010.07.17	MAD	OMGPWNIES	Synesthesia
2010.07.03	MAD	Exquisite Corpsicle	Synesthesia
2010.06.19	MAD	Waterworld	Synesthesia
2010.06.05	MAD	SCULimpics	Synesthesia
2010.05.29	MAD	Gelatinous Cube	Synesthesia
2010.05.22	MAD	Secret Places	Doctor Love
2010.05.15	MAD	Standard Ops To JP System	Famine
2010.05.08	MAD	Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation	Summer
2010.05.01	MAD	Articular Matters	Summer
2010.04.24	MAD	Toolz	Ez Raider
2010.04.17	MAD	From the Death Star(t) to the Finish	Synesthesia
2010.04.10	MAD	Blue Angels in a Ho-down	Synesthesia
2010.04.02	MAD	Alpha-haha-mission 2010	Synesthesia
2009.10.31	MAD	Hallowheels 2009	Chastity
2009.10.24	MAD	Pruny Hands on Film	Chastity
2009.10.03	MAD	Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009	Pestilence
2009.09.12	MAD	Puddle Jumpers	Chastity
2009.09.05	MAD	Stormin' the Castle	Anger
2009.08.29	MAD	Veteran Pilots Day	Chastity
2009.08.22	MAD	Nitrogen Poop Monkey	Chastity
2009.08.15	MAD	Insidious Perfection	Pestilence
2009.08.08	MAD	Toast to Toast Century	Ez Raider
2009.08.01	MAD	Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09)	Ez Raider
2009.07.11	MAD	Curse of the Crone	Devastation
2009.07.04	MAD	Playground	War
2009.06.06	MAD	You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long	Famine
2009.05.23	MAD	Beach 'n' Heat	Pale Horse
2009.05.16	MAD	Fro00oot L0o0ops	Pale Horse
2009.05.02	MAD	Art Like a Fart	Rhinoceros
2009.04.04	MAD	Aplhamission	G.I. Jane