Status: Success


Hallowheels 2022

Mission Objectives

  • you and/or your bike should be in costume
  • be ready for chilly weather & riding
  • ride together about 12 miles at an easy-does-it pace
  • stop for snax & sweet, sweet candy
  • dance party in the streets

Mission Summary

SCUL launch pad (ooh-ooh-ooh) double feature
Doctor Claw (ooh-ooh-ooh) will build a flight path
See starships flying (ooh-ooh-ooh) all those pilots
Meownderthal (ooh-ooh-ooh) even gets knighted
At the late night, double launchpad, hallowheels show

Creatures of all kinds came in from the cold, amassing on the new launch pad draped in feathers, funny hats, cardboard. With quick twists and turns more brave denizens of the night were gathered and indoctrinated with our ways. A wild Jaguar demonstrated for all and sundry his noble mount, the Dragon Wagon. We flew through the rapidly chilling night, secure in the knowledge that no demon could recognize our forms, stopping only to gather snacks and express our joy through full body motion until.... One fateful decision was made. Meownderthal was deemed worthy to Bust The Funk under the storied Zakim skyway. When the ceremony was concluded and we tried to fly swiftly away, we instead slipped and slid- our return path was rimed with ice, and creatures were forcibly ejected from their mounts. This was particulary strange as the temperature was well above freezing. Some minor injuries were sustained. After such a rude shock to the system, those who hadn't burned up in flight made their merry and frigid way back through the night 's portal, pulling back the veil just enough to allow those brave few adventurers to join us before we dispersed back to whence we came.

Acehole- traffic trojan
BBZ- tiny dragon
Cosima- popcorn spice
Deadblow- Alice in Thunderdome
Diva- astronaut
Dr Claw- goth day at the beach
Dreadflint (and guest, TBD)- prepared to serve on BB-61
Excess- chutes and ladders dressed up w chute and ladder
Hackworth- supermodel (himself)
Henway- Pikachu
Jaguar- knight astride dragon wagon
Leotard- Umbreon (black and yellow Pokemon)
Lordmcfuzz- X-wing pilot
Meownderthal- funky chicken! Also Barbie Schmurda wearing a shibari skeleton.
Nosepicker- Skelton face / crocodile
pfunk- whoppers
Palm Tree- Tombo from Kiki's delivery service, + war as plane
PQ - butter for Scolly Rancher's popcorn (w/ Cosima)
Red Squirrel- Little Dead Riding Hood
Rocket- Jedi Master
Scubado- The Great British Bake Off
Skunk- Space Alien
Snow- ghostbuster
Tango- Amelia Earhart
Tyrian- toadstool
Wombat- werewolf lumberjack
YT- Ear of CORN!
Also featuring guests-
Kiki- Kiki 's delivery service
Waterbear- defo a costume but I don't recognize it,
Ducky- Elliot with E.T.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 165.157  
BBZ Civilian Ship 0  
Cosima Scollay Rancher (Bombardier) 551.179  
Deadblow Crowley 156.258  
Diva Silver King 479.874   Admiral, Fleet Ready
DrClaw Skywarp 601.696  
DreadFlint BB-61 129.293  
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 587.395   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
hackworth Civilian Ship 33.0314   Aviator
Henway Civilian Ship 0  
Jaguar Dragon Wagon 13.8691  
Leotard Hippogriff 178.243  
Lordmcfuzz Boy With Apple 212.286  
Meownderthal Barbie Schmurda 316.504   Aviator
Nosepicker Civilian Ship 51.0314  
p funk Yer Mom 0  
PalmTree War 0  
Pastry Queen Scollay Rancher 477.34   Lieutenant Commander
Red Squirrel Sugar Glider 186.872  
Rocket 88 335.463  
Scubado Mad Rabbit 0  
Skunk Syntax Error 825.212  
Snow Deep Blue Dream 0  
Tango Boy With Apple (Bombardier) 0  
Tyrian Civilian Ship 33.0314  
Wombat Moneypenny 401.542  
yt Civilian Ship 33.0314   Pilot
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Cosima
Gate Attendant Lordmcfuzz
Navigator DrClaw
Tailgunner Snow
Com-Sat 1 Diva
Tool Bag Meownderthal
Flat Bag Jaguar
Medi Bag Meownderthal
Wookiee Bag p funk
Ambassador Pastry Queen
Chalk Bag Cosima
Still Cam PalmTree
Life Support 1 Skunk
Life Support 2 eXceSs
Life Support 3 Leotard
Mission Pinner Red Squirrel
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Pastry Queen
Stellar Cartographer DrClaw
Wingmate 01 Cosima
Wingmate 02 eXceSs
Wingmate 03 Skunk
Wingmate 04 Pastry Queen

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 27 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
DestinationMAD ness
Light Years14.700
G-Well Activity1.218
Technical Rating2.414