Pilot Date2013.07.20
Total Light Years1,296.16

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Gate Attendant1
Com-Sat 12
Tool Bag3
Flat Bag3
Medi Bag8
Wookiee Bag5
Chalk Bag5
Still Cam2
Life Support 22
Life Support 31
Damage Control2
Minister of Zoobs1
Mission Debriefer1
Mission Reporter3
Compressor Wrangler6


Derby Win

Ships Built


Hosted Bymetoikos
Enlistment Date2013.06.01
Knighted ByDrClaw
Pilot Date2013.07.20

Pilots Hosted

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2022.10.29 MAD Hallowheels 2022 Civilian Ship
2022.05.21 MAD Cruise Control Civilian Ship
2022.04.30 MAD Return to REDACTED Cave Civilian Ship
2021.07.10 MAD Two-tee Fiver War
2019.11.02 MAD Hallowheels 19 Bieber Fever
2019.10.05 MAD Skunk Day 50 Spooky Pirate
2019.06.22 MAD Quantum Leap Compliance
2019.05.04 MAD May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo... Compliance
2019.04.06 MAD Appalachiamission '19 Mjollnir
2018.06.30 MAD Hot Night Squirt Gun Fight! Compliance
2018.04.07 MAD Alohamission 2018 Bieber Fever
2017.08.19 MAD Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Compliance
2017.08.12 MAD Sons of Perseus Bieber Fever
2017.05.20 MAD Eggscape To Poo Island Pale Horse
2017.04.15 MAD Egg-zaduration Iridium
2016.10.29 MAD Hallowheel sooogoood Spooky Pirate
2016.10.22 MAD Poefection Bieber Fever
2016.10.08 MAD Skunk Day '16 Compliance
2016.06.04 MAD Twentieth Anniversary Fox Bieber Fever
2016.05.21 MAD Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET Pale Horse
2016.04.02 MAD Alfrescomission '16 Compliance
2015.10.31 MAD Hallowheels 2015 Compliance
2015.08.15 MAD Cosmic Safari Bieber Fever
2015.07.18 MAD Hot Shot Compliance
2015.06.20 MAD Like Deers In Rain Compliance
2015.06.13 MAD Keeping up ApPEARances Iridium
2015.06.06 MAD Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Civilian Ship
2015.05.16 MAD Show and Tell Bieber Fever
2015.05.09 MAD Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Pale Horse
2015.05.02 MAD String Theory Bieber Fever
2015.04.18 MAD Cloaked in Cardboard Bieber Fever
2015.04.11 MAD Ellipsoidal Oviform Search and Rescue Iridium
2015.04.04 MAD Alfalfa Mission '15 Chrome Pony
2014.11.08 MAD Overtime: Omegamission '14 Compliance
2014.11.01 MAD Halloweeeels '14 Compliance
2014.10.25 MAD Winter? SCULimpics '14 Chastity
2014.10.04 MAD Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Iridium
2014.08.16 MAD Let's Get Physical Iridium
2014.08.02 MAD Leave It To Chance Chastity
2014.07.26 MAD Scrambled Egg-stravaganza Iridium
2014.07.05 MAD Balls Bursting in Air Chastity
2014.06.28 MAD Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island) Trinity
2014.06.21 MAD Operation Summer-ville Iridium
2014.06.14 MAD Barely Legal Mjollnir
2014.06.07 MAD Starship Mumtacular Iridium
2014.05.31 MAD All Aboard the SCUL Express! Spooky Pirate
2014.05.24 MAD Hobo Party Iridium
2014.05.17 SCD Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex Iridium
2014.05.10 MAD Rhubarb Memorial Iridium
2014.05.03 MAD Safety Dance Iridium
2014.04.26 MAD Smooth Sailing Compliance
2014.04.19 MAD Keester Bunny Spooky Pirate
2014.04.12 MAD Macular Assault Chastity
2014.04.05 MAD Alphonsemission '14 Bieber Fever
2013.11.02 MAD Omegamission 2013 Spooky Pirate
2013.10.26 MAD Bike-O-Ween Chastity
2013.10.19 MAD Pen-Penultimate Mission NEPTR
2013.10.12 MAD Art In The Third Dimension! Spooky Pirate
2013.10.05 MAD Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Summer
2013.09.21 MAD Night of the Flying Maggots Bieber Fever
2013.09.14 MAD Funky Mummy Compliance
2013.09.07 MAD Back 2 SCUL Bieber Fever
2013.08.31 MAD Sea Fortress Recon Bieber Fever
2013.08.24 MAD 15 Minutes to Fabulous Chastity
2013.08.17 MAD Buzz Kill NEPTR
2013.08.03 MAD Dollar A Pound Star Hustler
2013.07.27 MAD SCULimpics 2013 NEPTR
2013.07.20 MAD Please Sir May I Have S'more? Compliance
2013.07.13 MAD Stifie's Chooper Gang NEPTR
2013.07.06 MAD O Bridge, Where Art Thou? Compliance
2013.06.29 MAD Radiation Warz!!! Compliance
2013.06.22 MAD Super Mooning: The Revenge Compliance
2013.06.15 MAD Casual Violence Compliance
2013.06.08 MAD Sea or Sugar Compliance
2013.06.01 MAD Sweet Seventeen One Night Stand