Status: Success


Hallowheels 2015

Hallowheels 2015 was a trumpeting success with one new ship, one new pilot, an infestation of maggots, a tower of flame, and countless high-fives (which were dutifully counted).

Taco's long game came to an exciting conclusion with a pizza costume. As it turns out, tacos are basically just folded pizza. The fleet admiral crafted a Pastelephant hull-helm for Cloudbuster. Rocket provided pachydermal sound effects on remote-actuated trumpet.

Ichirinsya christened a new single-thruster ship, Pimpmobile, while sporting appropriate battle dress.

Threespeed demonstrated and then promptly broke, fixed, and re-demonstrated a new plasma-powered flamethrower trailer.

Dozens of exuberant civilians clad in all manner of strange alien garb greeted an enormous friendly fleet (also clad in alien garb) in the Davis constellation not once but twice on the way to a stop rations and chalk graffiti in the Central constellation.

Amethyst was finally (finally), finally knighted amid a burst of flame and a fabulous hat.

For those who burned up on reentry, we salute you.

Guests/unminted babymaggots:
Pixie (Swamp Thing)
Mom Claw (Dr.Love)
Dino (civiship)
Bumblebee Boy (civiship)
Ewok (civiship)
Gondifer (civiship)
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 395.485   Commander
Amethyst Chastity 453.885   Aviator
Beetle Juice Saint Christopher 0  
Dare Trez Bonz 127.964  
Dead Bride Barf Bag 173.699   Commodore
Deadblow Crowley 173.582  
Diva Toxic Waste 452.618   Aviator First Class
dogi Wheelie 235.748  
DrClaw Shockwave 700.79  
DreadFlint Annihilation 368.092  
Epoxy Barf Bag (Bombardier) 135.498  
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 368.352  
Ichirinsya Pimpmobile 546.548   Petty Officer Third Class
Kpafun Donkey 184.161   Aviator
Leotard Kraken 329.474  
MacGyver El Guapo 0  
MsMoon Strangelove (Bombardier) 124.142   Pilot
Nosepicker Civilian Ship 37.097  
Red Squirrel Centvrion 220.525   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Ripper Burning Chrome 199.525   Aviator First Class
Rocket Bieber Fever 303.784   Master Chief Petty Officer
Skunk Cloudbuster 549.33  
Snow Mjollnir 323.843   Lieutenant Commander
Stogie Wadlow 435.119  
Taco Ez Raider 253.748  
Threespeed Strangelove 355.625  
Thundersnow Mad Rabbit 0  
Tyrian Compliance 297.149   Master Chief Petty Officer
Wombat ATM Machine 556.928  
yt Secret Asian SCULly 214.785  
ZyGoat Greed 250.894   Aviator
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Diva
Navigator DrClaw
Tailgunner Diva
Com-Sat 1 Beetle Juice
Com-Sat 2 Threespeed
Tool Bag DreadFlint
Flat Bag Taco
Medi Bag Red Squirrel
Wookiee Bag eXceSs
Ambassador Amethyst
Chalk Bag Skunk
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock Wombat
Recycler Red Squirrel
Life Support 1 DrClaw
Life Support 2 AceHole
Life Support 3 Leotard
Damage Control Wombat
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Pinner Snow
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Ichirinsya
Cleaner Beetle Juice
Compressor Wrangler Red Squirrel
Radio Wrangler Threespeed

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 31 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
Light Years17.000
G-Well Activity0.914
Technical Rating2.183