Status: Success


Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino

Stogie took us on a loopy route through Allston and Brookline, showing us a side of the city we don't usually see. Nosepicker's friends Pack Rat and Little Wheel joined us as guests for the night on Bieber Fever and Yer Mom, respectively, and Buntjigger made one of her surprise appearances, joining us on the launchpad and riding with us for the first half of the mission when she happened to be in the neighborhood and realized what night it was.

We took in a secret performance by the Providence-based "What Cheer" marching band atop a hillside playground in the Allston System before dispersing at the threat of ST activity when an angry neighbor threatened to summon them in retaliation for their spawn being prematurely removed from cryostasis by the sonic vibrations. After wiggling some more through the swanky back roads of Brookline, we stopped at the SMFA to check out a mysterious shrouded rhinoceros. "The Yellow Knight" a.k.a. Sidwell 2.0 latched on to us early in the night and managed to keep pace with us on foot almost the entire rest of the night. Sidekick knighted her maggot Squeegee in a quaint Fens-side ceremony, with the assistance of some ceremonial reminders scribbled on her hand that had mostly worn off by that time of the night.

We flew casual back to Central Square, where we fulfilled the final objective of the night by procuring unsavory snacks at the recently opened Clover corner bistro, located in the former home of Hi-Fi Pizza, swarmed by a mob of drunken orangutans who had just spilled out onto the street at bar o'clock a few minutes earlier.

AceHole placated the f' out of those people!

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 542.833   Petty Officer Second Class
Amethyst Wakizashi 0  
BaneThunderwolf Bonnie & Clyde 703.211   Master Chief Petty Officer
Buntjigger Civilian Ship 41.2234   Pilot
Deadblow Mad Rabbit 423.47   Petty Officer Second Class
dogi Wheelie 255.891   Petty Officer Third Class
DrClaw Shockwave 593.255   Chief Petty Officer
Dreamer Compliance 321.191   Aviator First Class
Ichirinsya Dr. Beverly Crusher 0  
Leotard Kraken 403.163   Petty Officer Second Class
Lil Wheel Yer Mom 0  
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 90.2545   Aviator
packrat Bieber Fever 0  
Puppy Iridium 178.748  
Sidekick Greed 540.892   Aviator First Class
Skunk Cloudbuster 911.871   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Squeegee Doctor Love 589.999   Aviator
Stogie Wadlow 638.89   Chief Petty Officer
Threespeed Schadenfreude 633.136   Chief Petty Officer
Tyrian Pale Horse 304.038   Petty Officer Third Class
Wombat Chastity 579.448   Petty Officer First Class
Wyrmwood El Guapo 0  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Sidekick
Gate Attendant Squeegee
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator Stogie
Tailgunner Deadblow
Com-Sat 1 AceHole
Tool Bag Squeegee
Flat Bag Sidekick
Medi Bag Wyrmwood
Ambassador Threespeed
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock BaneThunderwolf
Recycler Squeegee
Life Support 1 Leotard
Life Support 2 AceHole
Life Support 3 DrClaw
Damage Control Leotard
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Wombat
Stellar Cartographer Wombat
Cleaner Squeegee
Compressor Wrangler BaneThunderwolf

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 22 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationBrookline, by way of Allston
Light Years17.872
G-Well Activity2.894
Technical Rating2.586