Status: Success


Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015

34 pilots set out for fun and adventure to celebrate SCUL's 19th orbital in the usual fashion. As per the mission briefing, dress uniform was in effect, with colors flying and logo tattoos bedecking the ranks on this auspicious stardate. The fleet gathered at the launchpad for a few words of remembrance for fallen pilots, as well as for the christening of Deadblow’s new ship, the impressively double-helmed BFH Honey Buzzard. The sonic disruptor array thundered to life and pilots fell into line behind navigator Dr. Claw, who began the mission with a triumphal lap as the funk boomed and heralded our advance into Davis Constellation. Passing food cheered in approval, as is tradition, as we chopped our way onwards into the night.

We stopped at a familiar refueling station in order to acquire sufficient provisions for our journey, and shortly after re-embarking the fleet was forced to halt when War’s propulsion transfer conduit suffered a minor mechanical. Soon we were en route once again, making a u-turn to avoid an ST blockade around Kendall, and stopping for a quick fuel-dump opportunity where pilot Spark acquired a cluster of helium-powered aerial apparatus, and several klingons joined to swell our ranks. We proceeded over the Charles Asteroid belt, and fearless navigator Dr Claw guided us to a wormhole which advanced our mission closer to its ultimate destination. Emerging in the Jamaica Plain system, the fleet made a conspicuous orbit of a rather large black hole before disengaging the lasers, silencing the sonic disruptors, and continuing into the ominous darkness of the Arboretum.

As we crept forward into the cool forested territory, a mysterious bright light appeared from the rear, beaming ahead and apparently gaining on us. This prompted a moment of confusion and several calls of ‘incoming!’ - was this an ST, or other enemy combatant? Perhaps a rogue presence intent on discovering our mission? Speed and terror increased as we huffed and puffed in an attempt to outrun the interloper. In the darkness and confusion, 13 pilots discovered that they had become separated from the rest of the fleet, and were now stranded at the bottom of a g-well. As we took a quick inventory of personnel, the pursuer revealed himself - it was none other than Deathtrap, who joined the small satellite group as they reunited with the remainder of the fleet. Ahead lay one last final push up an immense negi g-well that forced even some of the most battle-hardened pilots to spacewalk.

At the top, pilots were rewarded with excellent views, and the Fleet Admiral unleashed the funk once more in celebration of our glorious ascent. Many pilots expressed their joy by orbiting the fleet sans spacesuit. Soon it was time for the knighting of Rocket, who earned his rank by presenting the fleet with a KnightSaber cleverly outfitted with color changing capabilities. Subsequently, it was Dixit’s turn to be knighted, and she bestowed a maggot shield, expertly crafted to protect the heads of recruits during their training period. Hugs were shared and steering dampener was distributed. Finally, pilots learned the location of a secret place, after braving a short stint of bushwhacking with unknown quantities of poison ivy potentially threatening to bar the way.

After a joyous and freewheeling descent, the fleet emerged into civilized territory, where Bieber Fever’s navigational thruster suffered a blowout so severe that it was audible to many nearby pilots. A few pilots took this opportunity to burn up while Threespeed took the lead in resolving the mechanical. Soon we were on our way, as the daystar crept higher into the sky and threatened us with space sickness. Weary but triumphant, the battalion returned to the launchpad and many medals were awarded as the commemoration of SCUL’s 19th orbital was deemed a success.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 528.578   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Amethyst Darkendank 0  
BaneThunderwolf Pestilence 663.972   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Cortana Mjollnir 555.038   Petty Officer Second Class
Dare Trez Bonz 189.448   Aviator First Class
Dead Bride Chrome Pony (Bombardier) 450.74   Aviator First Class
Deadblow Honey Buzzard 384.27   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Dixit Lust 240.493   Pilot
dogi Wheelie 351.645   Petty Officer First Class
DrClaw Skywarp 611.224   Lieutenant
DreadFlint Greed 373.825   Petty Officer Second Class
Epoxy Chrome Pony 341.091   Aviator First Class
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 431.79   Petty Officer First Class
Ganoderma Civilian Ship 0  
Hapto Ez Raider 108.039   Aviator
Kpafun Foldilocks 55.3156  
Leotard Kraken 561.008   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Lil Wheel Yer Mom 0  
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 121.707  
packrat Pale Horse 0  
Peanut Butter Annihilation 0  
Puppy Iridium 234.112   Aviator First Class
Red Squirrel Centvrion 443.403   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Rocket War 415.208   Aviator
Silfr Summer 488.001   Chief Petty Officer
Skunk Cloudbuster 1089.25   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Snow Mad Rabbit 342.934   Petty Officer Second Class
Spark Bieber Fever 487.082   Aviator
Squeegee Doctor Love 266.449   Aviator First Class
Stogie Wadlow 462.983   Master Chief Petty Officer
Taco Sloth 0  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 772.85   Lieutenant
Tyrian Civilian Ship 55.3156  
Wombat Abandon All Hope 535.314   Master Chief Petty Officer
XXIII ReFLEX 588.033   Petty Officer Second Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer BaneThunderwolf
Gate Attendant BaneThunderwolf
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator DrClaw
Tailgunner XXIII
Com-Sat 1 AceHole
Tool Bag Dixit
Flat Bag Squeegee
Medi Bag Red Squirrel
Wookiee Bag Spark
Ambassador Snow
Chalk Bag Snow
Still Cam Rocket
Airlock Leotard
Recycler DrClaw
Life Support 1 Skunk
Life Support 2 Leotard
Life Support 3 Threespeed
Damage Control Dead Bride
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Debriefer Red Squirrel
Mission Reporter Dead Bride
Stellar Cartographer DrClaw
Cleaner Cortana
Compressor Wrangler BaneThunderwolf

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 35 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationOrbital No. 19
Light Years25.200
G-Well Activity3.018
Technical Rating1.897