Status: Success


Alphamission Episode 2011

Tagline: "Let's keep it simple and short . . ."

We set out from base stoked and ready to rumble (although Skunk noted
wryly that he was disappointed as to the absence of rain; amusing
considering the hail some of us braved earlier in the evening), with
four babymaggots in tow. We began, in time honored fashion, by
taking a loop around Davis Constellation, and proceeded after some
consultation to Harvard Constellation to obtain ice cream molecules
from Luna J.P. Licks. Upon arrival, we chalked the joint, busted the
funk, and spun flags and entertaining (seemingly magical) magnetic
objects. We also interacted with members of the populace, who were
enthusiastic about our presence.

After a lengthy break, we took a
jaunt over to Luna 7-11, near Central Constellation, so that some of
our number could obtain firesticks. We chalked more, danced more, and
Seven did her duty well and truly as chief of sticker bag. We rode
down to Luna Stratton and busted the funk out front, performing
additional outreach. Yr humble correspndt tested out Angry Candy and
discovered its mind-altering powers, which rendered me temporarily
incapable of piloting Sloth. After following a circuitous route
through MIT, we stopped in the midst of a multi-luna formation where
Metoikos was knighted with Cloudbuster's mast by Dr. Claw, and two
rounds of derby followed, with Nosepicker and Skunk duking it out for
top honors. The tired masses were then led through the calm streets
of East Cambridge System toward base, where maggots were duly hazed
and inducted to SCUL.

Truly a posi beginning to a new season.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 127.23   Aviator First Class
Axeman Civilian Ship 25.446   Pilot
Bendy Dirty Dino 557.63   Chief Petty Officer
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 211.31   Petty Officer Third Class
Civitron Yer Mom 378.23   Petty Officer Second Class
Diva Incineraider 525.851   Chief Petty Officer
DrClaw Annihilation 1254.91   Lieutenant Junior Grade
eXceSs Chastity 0   Pilot
hackworth Synesthesia 1059.01   Ensign
Hapto Angry Candy (Passenger) 137.446   Aviator First Class
Joyride Katana 301.362   Petty Officer Second Class
Keebler Curb Burner 0   Pilot
metoikos Sloth 83.4586   Aviator
moose Loki Ducker 288.149   Petty Officer Third Class
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 55.6538   Aviator
Osman D.B. Cooper 0   Pilot
Quandary Delirium 763.818   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Ripper Strangelove (Bombardier) 89.2223   Aviator
Seven Of Nine Civilian Ship 0   Pilot
Skunk Cloudbuster 1863.75   Lieutenant Commander
spinach Ooh La La 0   Pilot
Stogie Vindaloo 333.23   Petty Officer Second Class
Threespeed Strangelove 930.322   Master Chief Petty Officer
Treekiller chlorophyll 445.36   Petty Officer First Class
Wombat Skylab 379.251   Petty Officer Second Class
yt Secret Asian SCULly 1072.35   Ensign
ZyGoat Pestilence 174.972   Aviator First Class
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Bendy
Gate Attendant Diva
MRC Officer yt
Navigator Joyride
Tailgunner Treekiller
Com-Sat 1 Quandary
Tool Bag eXceSs
Flat Bag Joyride
Medi Bag Civitron
Wookiee Bag DrClaw
Ambassador Seven Of Nine
Chalk Bag Bendy
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock Bendy
Recycler hackworth
Life Support 1 hackworth
Life Support 2 Threespeed
Damage Control Threespeed
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Hapto
Beer Mule ZyGoat
Filmer hackworth
Food Wrangler yt
Maggot Filterer yt
Print Jockey yt
Sentry Stogie
Skynet Operator Pre Diva
Stillcam Downloader Stogie

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 27 pilots
DestinationI-Scream, You Scream, We all Scream
Light Years10.973
G-Well Activity1.200
Technical Rating2.300