Status: Posi

SUV Immaculate Taco

Taco is arguably haunted or simply disliked by some higher power. Either way, things occasionally just "happen" to Taco - and Buckminister by association. Taco and Buckminister had a fairly rough start together, but a grudging respect peppered only occasionally with heated voxomechanical spats and - dare I say it - a reluctant fondness has blossomed between the two since Taco's commission. Rarely will you catch one speaking badly about the other behind their back anymore.

Theme song: Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65 (picked by Buckminister)


Light Years1050.702
Thrust Rating5.502
Handling Rating5.186
Difficulty Rating6.121
Max Warp7

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeCRAP ship
Chief EngineerBuckminister
OriginPost-transport-collision debris
Christened on2009.04.26
LocationFort Galoot
Navi RetroCenter Pull Caliper
Primary RetroSide-pull Caliper


2016.04.02   Alfrescomission '16 Buckminister
2014.06.07   Starship Mumtacular Buckminister
2013.09.28   Live Free and Fly: Century 2013 Buckminister
2013.04.06   Alpacamission '13 Buckminister
2012.10.27   Hallowheels 2012 Buckminister
2012.10.13   Century 2012 Buckminister
2012.08.04   No Matter What Buckminister
2012.07.28   Poseidon's Pimple Buckminister
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Buckminister
2012.06.09   SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Buckminister
2012.04.28   Voyage to Arkham Buckminister
2012.04.14   Saturn in Opposition Buckminister
2012.04.07   Cranktabulous Alphamission! Buckminister
2011.10.15   Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Buckminister
2011.10.08   Skunk Day Buckminister
2011.10.02   HONK! Parade Buckminister
2011.10.01   Medley Mission Buckminister
2011.08.06   Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Buckminister
2011.06.18   Skywriter Buckminister
2011.05.28   Picnic By The Sea Buckminister
2011.05.07   Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina Buckminister
2011.04.09   Repo Men Buckminister
2011.04.02   Alphamission Episode 2011 Buckminister
2010.10.10   HONK! Parade 2010 Buckminister
2010.10.09   Skunk Day Episode 2010 Buckminister
2010.10.02   War of 100 Light Years Buckminister
2010.09.25   Ground Pounder Buckminister
2010.09.18   SCULimpics Night Games Buckminister
2010.09.04   Hurricane Fail Buckminister
2010.08.28   Hammer and Tongs Buckminister
2010.08.21   Get Committed to the Asylum Quandary
2010.08.14   Farmworth: Intergalactic! Buckminister
2010.08.07   Veteran Pilots Day Meets Iron Cog Day Buckminister
2010.07.31   The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Buckminister
2010.07.24   Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Buckminister
2010.06.26   T.R.O.N. Buckminister
2010.06.19   Waterworld Buckminister
2010.05.29   Gelatinous Cube magneato
2010.05.22   Secret Places Buckminister
2010.04.24   Toolz Buckminister
2010.04.17   From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Buckminister
2010.04.10   Blue Angels in a Ho-down Buckminister
2010.04.02   Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Buckminister
2009.07.18   Peeecamatic: Pechanical Buckminister
2009.07.11   Curse of the Crone Buckminister
2009.06.27   Fallen Heroes Buckminister
2009.06.13   Chicken Little Rides Again! Buckminister
2009.04.25   Space, the Final Funtier Buckminister