Status: Success


Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09)

Once Upon A Time... There was a mad posse of princesses. (to be fair,
some of them were princes, but that's neither hither or thither as
they were all stylishly attired.) And there was a ball, and a great
many dragons, and alleys of flaming molten lava... like Mordor, only
worse, came between them.But ride they did, on steeds of the finest
order... through the crusty paths, and the shining roads, to the dark
place, where the gates to fairyland opened up and light sparkled off
the river, and little bunnies hopped furiously to herald our brave
adventurers arrival.

And they danced. OH! how they danced. The whirled and spun hoops of
the finest gold roundst thier delighted countenances. They grooved,
and unserstood the magical power of dancing musics. The brave
princess yt, withstood an errant attack from one of the floating
luminecent balls, when the great steed Cloudbuster, crashed from the
sky to the earth, as its magic faltered slightly. (its so hard to
find good mages these days)

When their shoes were worn thin, they took to the aid of the brave
knight Shakes, who had been felled earlier by a ferocious dragon
wandering in the woods. His front tooth was held in place my a
magical spell, and the injuries sustained when the great lumbering
beast threw him to the rocks, were only partially mended. (Its so hard
to find good clerics these days) But a brave prince he was, and met
the party of princeses with jubilation at the steamy bronze center of
the kingdom. When the jubilee was crashed by gnomes in various states
of sobriety, the princesses fled to the cool waters, and played
gleefully in the waterfalls, and banged drums mightily, jumping and
dancing and playing... Dresses in tatters, they returned home, and
snuck back into the castle, just as dawn colored the sky.


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Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy D.B. Cooper 248.632   Petty Officer Third Class
Buckminister Delirium 328.555  
Dishpan Color Wheel 340.48   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Dont Panic Ooh La La 117.472   Aviator First Class
Fallout Spooky Pirate 268.983   Petty Officer Third Class
Fizz Angry Candy (Passenger) 238.048   Petty Officer Third Class
GRIMLOCKE Gutternaught 238.872   Petty Officer Third Class
hackworth Ez Raider 1306.87   Commodore
Hapto Basquiat 950.448   Commander
Joyride Sawed Off 279.76  
Mau Doctor Love 267.983   Petty Officer Third Class
moose Civilian Ship 35.952  
pecan Darkendank 294.902   Lieutenant Commander
Samurai Heartbreaker 222.711   Petty Officer Second Class
Scrawl Purple Heart 0  
Skunk Cloudbuster 1026.46  
yt Lust 0  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Hapto
Deck Officer Dishpan
Gate Attendant pecan
MRC Officer hackworth
Navigator Hapto
Tool Bag Fizz
Flat Bag Fizz
Medi Bag Fizz
Ambassador yt
Chalk Bag hackworth
Still Cam Hapto
Airlock hackworth
Damage Control Buckminister
Minister of Zoobs Skunk
Mission Debriefer hackworth
Mission Reporter Hapto
Beer Mule Bendy
Beer Wrangler Bendy
Filmer hackworth
Maggot Filterer Hapto
Sentry Joyride
Skynet Operator Pre Hapto
Stillcam Downloader Hapto

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderHapto
Mission Size 17 pilots
OriginFort Bartlett
DestinationThe Land of the Dancing Princesses!
Light Years14.720
G-Well Activity2.600
Technical Rating3.912