Status: Success


Super Mooning

The concept for this mission was taken from the HAL "Horrible mission
ideas" page. It was so horrible that we left it for dead on the
launchpad. It didn't even rise to the level of failure. Please
speak of this again.

Thanks to welding by Deathtrap and Spark(?), Moneypenny is on the
road again. I heard a rumor it might get painted the pinx and the
blax. One is in favor.

A small patrol was predicted due to various pilots being engulfed by
Open Studios, but hordes of reinforcements teleported in at the last
minute and we launched in force. Deathtrap navigated to Castle
by an excellent
desolate route, as fog closed in under a gibbous moon. (Where were
you guys last week?!) Our probes found no life, nonetheless we
brought funk. The atmosphere grew ever denser.

(On the way, A SUBWAY TRAIN HONKED AT US. Whoooo!!)

As the surrounding stars vanished into the haze, we inducted two new
pilots: Stogie knighted Instigator and Nosepicker Piranha. Welcome
space brethren and cistern.

Hackworth produced a tin of Hormel Preserved Space Weevil. Why?

A second gibbous moon was sighted, but it turned out to be
just Nosepicker.

Then we mechanicaled our way home. Notably Compliance's helm
leaving Dr Claw brandishing half a Javagoogle in flight. (This was
extremely funny to watch, if you didn't overthink it.) Morale varied
as we had a slight brush with STs outside Luna 7-11, Joyride burned
and then strangely reconstituted, and we faced hostile transport
activity in Union
Constellation. Nonetheless, buoyed aloft by the antics of our
Dreadflint, we persevered and returned to fortspace having
accomplished one (1) unit mission.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Civitron Artemis 223.616   Lieutenant Junior Grade
DeathTrap Moneypenny 845.167   Lieutenant
DrClaw Compliance 663.244   Captain
DreadFlint Spooky Pirate 266.038   Lieutenant Junior Grade
eXceSs One Night Stand 258.412   Senior Chief Petty Officer
hackworth Torpor 789.181   Vice Admiral
Instigator Curb Burner 290.537   Petty Officer Third Class
Joyride Hellfire 93.914   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Kpafun Devastation 179.758   Petty Officer First Class
Leotard Trinity 974.536   Commodore
Nosepicker Raw Deal 224.77   Lieutenant
Piranha Yer Mom 379.77   Petty Officer Second Class
Spark Swamp Thing 337.88   Ensign
Stogie Wadlow 526.592  
Treekiller Greed 636.644   Commander
vomit Famine 317.408   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Wednesday Lust 0   Pilot
Wombat Cloudbuster 471.457   Commander
yt Secret Asian SCULly 289.014   Commander
Zardoz Doctor Love 0  
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader DrClaw
Deck Officer Seven Of Nine
Gate Attendant Seven Of Nine
MRC Officer Leotard
Navigator DeathTrap
Tailgunner Treekiller
Com-Sat 1 hackworth
Tool Bag Instigator
Flat Bag Kpafun
Medi Bag Wednesday
Wookiee Bag Spark
Ambassador Piranha
Chalk Bag Zardoz
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock Leotard
Life Support 2 Leotard
Damage Control hackworth
Mission Reporter Leotard
Compressor Wrangler Treekiller
Filmer hackworth
Food Wrangler Seven Of Nine

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderDrClaw
Mission Size 20 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
Light Years19.417
G-Well Activity4.280
Technical Rating1.840