Status: Success


Weird Bumps

We went to the Great Pear of Dorchester. Planet Massachusetts all the
way. Newly hatched food were out in force, ululating wildly at our
sleek, unfamiliar space vehicles.

Photo annotations, in order:

1 All bump the Pear. Dr Claw has magic glow ankles!

2 Inanimate food smooches Wombat's plasma casing.


4 What horror lurks within the stripey helmet? Nosepicker knows.


6 Shore leave. Civitron attended in mufti.

7 Our noirey heroes stop for a snackety snack.

8 Reconstruction of Lazarus' laser arrays continues.

9 You cannot recycle this here.

10 Civitron ejected from Mjollnir unexpectedly. All present chortled
while he leaked bodily fluids and expressed surprise.

11 Skunk smooches his bump. Can't fault his taste: it's still the
weirdest bump around.

12 O THE FRUITY RADIANCE! The pear is greatly improved since
SCUL's last flyby. In addition to being surrounded by a brilliant
laser array, it is now garnished with detailed bronze replicas of
Earth artifacts including a premillennial subspace communicator,
shoes, rope, a "book", and DELICIOUS MOIST CAKE.

13 SCUL may leave, but the pear remains. It is a Clapp pear.

14 Mission close. Medals were Strength to Dr. Claw for powering
Starhustler into a G-well solo, Injury to Civitron, and Valour to
Civitron for navigating
under duress.

PS Treekiller may not tailgun again this season, no matter how much he
wants to.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Civitron Mjollnir 820.588   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
DrClaw Star Hustler 423.141  
Kpafun Annihilation 391.604   Master Chief Petty Officer
Leotard Lazarus 662.301  
metoikos Star Hustler (Bombardier) 197.069  
Nosepicker Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino 263.016  
Seven Of Nine Swamp Thing 706.903  
Skunk Cloudbuster 833.857  
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 479.831  
Treekiller chlorophyll 1397.21  
Wombat Sloth 340.838  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Seven Of Nine
Deck Officer Treekiller
Gate Attendant Treekiller
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator Civitron
Tailgunner Treekiller
Com-Sat 1 Threespeed
Tool Bag metoikos
Flat Bag Kpafun
Medi Bag Leotard
Wookiee Bag DrClaw
Ambassador Leotard
Chalk Bag Seven Of Nine
Still Cam Treekiller
Airlock Skunk
Recycler Shakes
Life Support 1 Leotard
Life Support 2 Treekiller
Damage Control Leotard
Mission Reporter Leotard
Beer Wrangler Civitron
Food Wrangler Seven Of Nine
Stillcam Downloader Treekiller

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSeven Of Nine
Mission Size 11 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationThe Bronze Pear
Light Years19.866
G-Well Activity1.185
Technical Rating2.320