NoWay Day A-OK
Mission Objectivesgrab ice cream molecules
play choppah soccah!
Mission SummaryToday we rode in NoWay's honor as he was awarded iron cog 1999. Two maggots appeared for the mission: Gumby and Gordos. This mission was the largest of the season with 32 riders. We started off by heading for ice cream molecules at luna Toscanini's. A healthy dose of fuel and dumping fuel allowed us to continue our journey through deep space to an amazing arena. The first ever SCUL soccer game ensued. It was confusing as teams were not clearly established and the sport proved rather difficult. But we were able to shout "Goooooaaal!" However, a collision between Moose's navigational thruster and Diva's crank caused Diva to lose her chain and her chain ring to bend. NoWay assisted with repairs and both Moose and Diva were ready to ride. The fleet wrapped up the game with no clear winner established as no clear teams were established. We headed to derby. On the way we did multiple obligatory donuts and arrived at a well lit arena. Upon our arrival, it became apparent that water was in rather poor shape. The front handlebars were rather loose in the stem despite its already large shim. Vomit cut up some schlitz cans and started shoving them in as best as she could. While this went on a derby started and was quickly interrupted by the sound of a gunshot. Apparently USB Lust's primary thruster destroyed the inner and outer plasma casing. Waltor made some sleek repair using nylon and it seemed to hold. The derby went on. ConCarne won one and Bug and Bushido fought it out on another derby with Bushido as the winner. However there was one casualty of derby: Trogdor suffered a brutal injury to his knee and became FullPull's monkey for the ride home. The remainder if the night was uneventful. All pilots and ships made it safely back to the fort.