Status: Success


NoWay Day A-OK

Mission Objectives

grab ice cream molecules
play choppah soccah!

Mission Summary

Today we rode in NoWay's honor as he was awarded iron cog 1999. Two maggots appeared for the mission: Gumby and Gordos. This mission was the largest of the season with 32 riders. We started off by heading for ice cream molecules at luna Toscanini's. A healthy dose of fuel and dumping fuel allowed us to continue our journey through deep space to an amazing arena. The first ever SCUL soccer game ensued. It was confusing as teams were not clearly established and the sport proved rather difficult. But we were able to shout "Goooooaaal!" However, a collision between Moose's navigational thruster and Diva's crank caused Diva to lose her chain and her chain ring to bend. NoWay assisted with repairs and both Moose and Diva were ready to ride. The fleet wrapped up the game with no clear winner established as no clear teams were established. We headed to derby. On the way we did multiple obligatory donuts and arrived at a well lit arena. Upon our arrival, it became apparent that water was in rather poor shape. The front handlebars were rather loose in the stem despite its already large shim. Vomit cut up some schlitz cans and started shoving them in as best as she could. While this went on a derby started and was quickly interrupted by the sound of a gunshot. Apparently USB Lust's primary thruster destroyed the inner and outer plasma casing. Waltor made some sleek repair using nylon and it seemed to hold. The derby went on. ConCarne won one and Bug and Bushido fought it out on another derby with Bushido as the winner. However there was one casualty of derby: Trogdor suffered a brutal injury to his knee and became FullPull's monkey for the ride home. The remainder if the night was uneventful. All pilots and ships made it safely back to the fort.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
beezwax Spooky Pirate 506.868   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Bug Famine 147.645   Aviator First Class
Bushido Water 380.374  
Concarne Sloth 193.605   Chief Petty Officer
Diva Toxic Waste 821.576  
Dr HeadCrash Delirium 349.499   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Evil Twin Pig Champion 630.103   Commander
Eyeball Pride 258.57   Petty Officer First Class
Glyptodont Doctor Love 373.175   Ensign
Gordos War 201.419   Petty Officer Third Class
Gumby Circus Peanut 223.01   Petty Officer Third Class
Krank Ooh La La 263.013   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Lefty Lucy Devastation 157.275  
LoJack Holy Molar 263.977   Commander
Monkey Bomb Anger 147.891   Petty Officer First Class
Monkeyboy Skylab 287.731   Lieutenant Commander
moose Loki Ducker 568.862  
Mother Mayhem Swamp Thing 238.339   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Nameless Water 402.374  
Nibbler Anarchy 64.45   Aviator
Nosepicker Summer 410.14   Lieutenant
NoWay Full Pull 826.355  
PigPen Trez Bonz 282.169   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Side Show Doh Fat Banana 315.566  
Skunk Catastrophe 783.004  
Smasher Darkendank 169.48  
Sparky D.B. Cooper 523.648   Captain
TorqueBox Scrub 349.699   Lieutenant Commander
Trogdor Anarchy 64.45   Chief Petty Officer
vomit Jan Brady 362.761  
WalTor Singularity 270.437  
Zappa Mjollnir 675.396   Lieutenant
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader NoWay
Deck Officer Skunk
Navigator NoWay
Tailgunner beezwax
Tool Bag Evil Twin
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Debriefer Diva
Mission Reporter Diva

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderNoWay
Mission Size 32 pilots
OriginFort Summer
Light Years16.760
G-Well Activity3.321
Technical Rating3.124