Status: Success


Suburban White Boy Lament [MegaSeth Day]

Mission Objectives

celebrate megaseth
return to old skool tactics for documentation and sign in
ride, groove and snax

Mission Summary

Threats of radiation my the weather-droids were empty, and meatspace
was clear for us to have our fun. Special sonic disruptor frequency
mix of Kiss, Ratt, the Scorpions, Gary Numan, Cheap Trick, Pat
Benatar, (anyone wanna add more?) were loaded into the array, and our
thrusters were happier for it. Of course this led to a bit more daring
flying maneuvers, which as you know leads to more crashes. Skunk was
the first: training his sensors on a cup to crush caused a blind spot
for the branches of a christaline entity, "all hands brace for impact
"! Alas, the ship went down with all hands. A rescue crew found the
ship mostly in tact, no casualties. The sonic disruptor array seemed
to like abuse, and the transmission strength was improved

But MegaSeth Day was all about riding, and after Rubbish crashing and
Pywacket dropping a chain, and some radio mis-communicating, and
Pywacket crashing, things seemed to smooth out. The route was
treacherous and full of pleasing variety, from the deep space near the
Great Charles Nebulae, to the busy inner Boston Rim transport array.
Most of the civilian populace were friendly and supportive. Even the
ST's allowed us to penetrate the Marathon Blockade. "all clear, kid,
now let's blow this thing and home! YEEEE-HAW"!

We then realized we needed pastry molecules, and not just any. Diva
took Nav-Command of the fleet, and through a daring route, got us to
our bakery.

Droids need zoobs, and our Master Droid had no zoobs, so we set out a
special task force of pilots that needed to use the little fuel-
dumping room led by ThreeSpeed to 'kick the server yo'.

Mission accomplished. All hands had their fun and returned to bases.
Bases, you say? OH, YEAH! We've got a couple now, but that's
classified, you little minx! Shame on you for asking...

Did I mention that Trisignata got her wings?! Welcome, Tris!

A subspace shout-out to Barfly, welcome back to MAD, sucka!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Appleseed Mjollnir 255.629   Petty Officer Third Class
Diva Incineraider 371.699   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Dozer Pale Horse 346   Master Chief Petty Officer
Mars Phobos 511.311   Master Chief Petty Officer
Masokist Toxic Shock 548.762   Chief Petty Officer
MegaSeth Night Fever 242.035   Senior Chief Petty Officer
moose Loki Ducker 357.665   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Nosepicker Pride 344.348   Petty Officer First Class
pywaket Skylab 419.918   Master Chief Petty Officer
Rotwang Scrotesque 164.516   Petty Officer Third Class
Rubbish Spooky Pirate 229.673   Petty Officer Third Class
Samurai Infectious Groove 323.382   Petty Officer Second Class
Skunk Cloudbuster 1171.16   Commander
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 576.867   Master Chief Petty Officer
Trisignata Shprocketz 218.615   Petty Officer Third Class
WalTor Singularity 421.856   Ensign
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Mars
MRC Officer Hapto
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner Diva
Tool Bag Nosepicker
Flat Bag Nosepicker
Medi Bag Masokist
Ambassador moose
Chalk Bag moose
Still Cam Skunk
Airlock Dozer
Life Support 1 Skunk
Damage Control Threespeed
Mission Debriefer Skunk
Food Wrangler Trisignata
Sentry Samurai

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 16 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationNorth-End MegaSweets
Light Years13.440
G-Well Activity3.829
Technical Rating4.710