SCUL Day Episode '24

Mission Summary

SCUL Day is here again, and after several years of alterna-missions and avian birthdays, the gang was ready to celebrate in style back in the U.S.S.Arboretum. On the launchpad, AceHole christened a new titanium chopper with massive thicc thrusters: Pavement Princess, his first in many years. With a crew replete with 4+ maggots, Dr.Claw guided us through the sleepy backstreets of Brookline into the J.P. System to the dark wormholes of the traditional SCUL Day environs. With snacks in hand and spirits riding high, Pastry Queen knighted new-fangled pilot Tango into our hallowed ranks (who also received a Medal of Chic for her spiffy duds). We managed to make it back to the fort without incident by 2 a.m., just in time for several pilots to make it to the Turkish Cafe that has been so discussed but never visited.