Status: Success


Alphamission 02

Mission Objectives

get back your sea legs
christen new fort

Mission Summary

Today started a new season for SCUL pilots as well as a fort christening! Skunk had a ceremony welcoming the new fort and blew up a tube in its honor. The seismic bang resounded throughout the fort and the pilots cheered.
The fleet headed to the launch site to view the christening of Monkeyboy's new ship the VillageIdiot and to welcome new Maggot Krank. Sparky led the fleet through the Harvard constellation to the FreshPondNebula. Upon arriving in 25 degree weather, Flasher proceeded to remove his spacepants to put on some padded ones. He was fortunate enough to complete the task before two ST passed by.
The crew decided to derby. Skunk took the first hit due to faulty braking abilities. It came down to NoWay and MonkeyBoy. It was expected that NoWay's weak toilet paper ribbon would break during the derby, but he wound up victorious in the alpha derby of 2002.
After the derby the pilots headed to Luna Seven11 for some hot chocolate molecules. The fleet silently returned to the fort without a mechanical!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Badger Lust 153.941   Aviator First Class
BarFly Darkendank 217.589   Petty Officer Third Class
Danger Mouse Energy 167.682   Aviator First Class
Dead By Dawn Durty Basturd 220.382   Petty Officer Third Class
Diva WhiteTrash 310.439   Petty Officer Second Class
Flasher Devastation 209.293   Petty Officer Third Class
Krank CSI1 109.706   Aviator First Class
LoJack Ez Raider 62.5665   Aviator
MegaSeth Bad Motivator 118.594   Aviator First Class
MoneyShot Delirium 863.948   Master Chief Petty Officer
Monkeyboy Village Idiot 221.638   Petty Officer Third Class
moose Loki Ducker 236.514   Petty Officer Third Class
NoWay Annihilation 231.647   Petty Officer Third Class
Shakes Pig Champion 139.804   Aviator First Class
Skunk Catastrophe 1388.03   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Sparky D.B. Cooper 189.549   Aviator First Class
Tank Girl War 231.712   Petty Officer Third Class
Turtle Ooh La La 209.844   Petty Officer Third Class
ViciousSquirrel Rabies 177.93   Aviator First Class
vomit Jan Brady 248.595   Petty Officer Third Class
WalTor Singularity 329.457   Petty Officer Second Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Skunk
Gate Attendant Diva
Navigator Sparky
Tailgunner WalTor
Tool Bag MoneyShot
Medi Bag Turtle
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Debriefer Diva
Mission Reporter Diva

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 21 pilots
OriginFort Summer
Light Years8.620
G-Well Activity2.804
Technical Rating3.901