Status: Success


Where Is Wombat?

Standard ops, late in the season with radiation on the way, a grim and
dedicated crew.

There was a sparse but productive MRC, in which Skylab got new
correctly-oriented dropouts, plus silver racing stripes and a
color-matched plasma casing. And Dogi made a lot of food molecules.

We flew to a Cruftlabs distress call but due to a temporal sideslip
arrived one Earth week too early. We chose not to wait, but did
avail ourselves of Luna Shaw's back-room fuel dump station. A
fascinating glimpse into the inner workings of this fuel-rich body --
not to be missed!

En route Annihilation's cockpit dismembered itself under Bane, but Skunk
restored it to flightworthiness by vigorous application of a
hydrospanner. Skylab, finicky as always, required several adjustments
to its new aft end.

Disappointed in our crufty ambitions, we turned to THE PEAR for
solace. Dr. Claw and Beez constructed a route and we made the
pilgrimage forthwith.

Lokiducker suffered a rare and severe mechanical, fracturing its
coaster retro strap and bucking Moose off hard enough that he actually
complained. With his mouth.

Meanwhile Leotard's starboard beer molecule reserve was punctured,
leading her by a series of misconceptions to jettison her entire water
supply into space.

At our destination we observed the Stations of the Pear, chanted the
Fruity Scriptures antiphonally, and sounded the Pear Gong. All was in
vain as the PEAR GOD poured forth radiation on our journey home.
Well, we did the best we could. The pear alone knows what we would
have been smote with had we not made obeisance. More mechanicals

On the landing pad Babymaggot Jive was hazed and his moves put to the
test, earning his name with flying colors! Plus radiation bonus for

In closing all hail the pear.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Annihilation 577.391  
beezwax Skylab 530.762   Commander
Bendy Doctor Love 352.026   Ensign
Crosscut Ez Raider 162.253   Aviator First Class
dogi Mad Rabbit 238.03   Petty Officer Third Class
DrClaw Catastrophe 650.402  
Epoxy One Night Stand 0  
Jive War 0   Pilot
Leotard Trinity 792.432  
magneato Yer Mom 238.6   Chief Petty Officer
metoikos Sloth 119.476  
moose Loki Ducker 525.22   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Skunk Cloudbuster 949.195  
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 169.243  
Treekiller lorax 644.358  
Wiggles Summer 0  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Treekiller
Gate Attendant Leotard
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator DrClaw
Tailgunner BaneThunderwolf
Com-Sat 1 beezwax
Tool Bag Jive
Medi Bag Leotard
Wookiee Bag Wiggles
Ambassador Crosscut
Chalk Bag moose
Still Cam Treekiller
Airlock Leotard
Life Support 1 Leotard
Life Support 2 Wiggles
Damage Control Bendy
Mission Reporter Leotard
Food Wrangler dogi

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 16 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
Light Years18.900
G-Well Activity1.770
Technical Rating2.150