Status: Success


NoWay No-Show

Mission Objectives

consume donuts
avoid radiation poisoning
head to the Boston System

Mission Summary

Today was NoWay Day, however NoWay was unable to join us. We had
three maggots, and a forecast of rain. Maggot StarScream showed up
with his own massive duotube chopper, FTL HellOnWheels. Maggot
MOSFETgrrl brought her own beautiful new chopper, FET CherryPopper.
Maggot LordManwhore was decked out in very distinctive protective
gear: several helmets, a life vest, some fringe and a smile. DeCaf
rode his giant little ship, DRB Freakaziod on its first official

We set off under a dark grey sky in high spirits, cruising through
some of the local constellations on our way downtown. We were very
ably navigated by Vegetable to Luna Prudential Center to acquire
Fried Torroidal Dough. We lumbered on from there to an undisclosed
derby field location, where minor doses of low-grade radiation were
received. Two derbies required the participation of assassins to
expedite matters.

A string of seemingly minor mechanicals plagued ETA BirdEater's
primary thruster, culminating in a final grinding halt that upon
inspection revealed loose bearings and chewed up metal in the hub.
An immediate repair being impractical, we locked BirdEater up and
found an alternative means to complete the mission. Commodore Oppo
bravely volunteered to return to the Fort via SpaceOmnibusTransport,
and allowed Tarantula to finish the mission on USB SpookyPirate.

We returned to the Fort slightly irradiated, but healthy.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
DeCaf Freakazoid 288.185   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Dizzy Star Hustler (Bombardier) 583.705   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Lefty Lucy Holy Molar 171.814   Petty Officer First Class
Lord Manwhore Pig Champion 260.213   Petty Officer Third Class
moose Loki Ducker 1145.32  
MOSFETgrrl Cherry Popper 409.185   Petty Officer First Class
Nosepicker Abandon All Hope 460.153  
Oppo Spooky Pirate 179.102  
PainBunny Pale Horse 1109.39   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
PigPen Saint Christopher 370.462  
Samurai PlateOShrimp 617.255   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Scurvy Circus Peanut 270.031   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Side Show Doh Fat Banana 200.875  
Starscream Hell on Wheels 248.185   Petty Officer Third Class
Sweetums Star Hustler 595.191   Commander
Tarantula Bird Eater 538.867   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Trackstar Ez Raider 362.492   Master Chief Petty Officer
Vegetable Annihilation 305.965   Lieutenant
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Samurai
Deck Officer moose
Navigator Vegetable
Tailgunner PainBunny
Tool Bag Trackstar
Still Cam Samurai
Mission Debriefer PigPen
Mission Reporter PigPen
Filmer Nosepicker

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSamurai
Mission Size 18 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationDonuts Downtown
Light Years10.142
G-Well Activity2.132
Technical Rating3.821