June Oh Ween
Mission Objectives-heed distress call from Peacefrog who is having a summer halloween party
-partake in radiation therapy
Mission SummaryTally ho!
Off to visit the Smogmonster of great awesomeness with the +7 scars of rad. We were met with good humour in his very classy neighbourhood. Introductions were made, tours were partaken, sky was seen, as well as secret round-a-bout ways to try and cross the great Somervillan railroad.
We took to Peacefrog's Halloween party, where there was a chocolate fountain and a black light. Dancing was had, and all sorts of things were stuck in the fountain… no not that fountain. Soap and dry ice was put into bottles. And Moose tried to blow up a soda bottle… common sense said "release the pressure" fear said "duck and cover" road pebbles were thrown, scissors were threatened, and all anticlimactic like, the cap was eventually loosed, and nothing happened. They also had the best damned cupcakes in the universe.
The threat of radiation was pretty wussy. The radiation lights were all flashy flashy, but nothing happened. So we took to the secret docking point in the Parkway Nebula. Radiation shook its fists at us, and we decided that spacesuit removal was the best way to fight back.... All was calm, lovely and serene when an unfortunate dunking incident caused Dreamers Space-Suit Goggles to get lost in the nebula…Search parties were formed, lead by the pilot Mars… DIVE!! He cried… reminiscent of Captain Nemo... who is, coincidentally not the parrot…. Dive! Dive!`~ Dive! The rest of us didn't go down with the ship, and instead decided to circle the wagons, and drink beer. After all that effort, the very dextrous toes on pilot Grimlocke reached into the black like a bizarro crane machine and snatched the goggles out of thin air… to much applause, and accolades.
Back home with groove in out hearts, some pilots lost to adverse piloting, and Zappa ran into a car. Abandon All Hope indeed.
hapto= maggot exon
evil twin= veal (srta in system-- Fix it)
dillweed = baby maggot skiptooth