Status: Success


June Oh Ween

Mission Objectives

-heed distress call from Peacefrog who is having a summer halloween party
-partake in radiation therapy

Mission Summary

Tally ho!

Off to visit the Smogmonster of great awesomeness with the +7 scars of rad. We were met with good humour in his very classy neighbourhood. Introductions were made, tours were partaken, sky was seen, as well as secret round-a-bout ways to try and cross the great Somervillan railroad.

Tally Ho!

We took to Peacefrog's Halloween party, where there was a chocolate fountain and a black light. Dancing was had, and all sorts of things were stuck in the fountain… no not that fountain. Soap and dry ice was put into bottles. And Moose tried to blow up a soda bottle… common sense said "release the pressure" fear said "duck and cover" road pebbles were thrown, scissors were threatened, and all anticlimactic like, the cap was eventually loosed, and nothing happened. They also had the best damned cupcakes in the universe.

Tally Ho!

The threat of radiation was pretty wussy. The radiation lights were all flashy flashy, but nothing happened. So we took to the secret docking point in the Parkway Nebula. Radiation shook its fists at us, and we decided that spacesuit removal was the best way to fight back.... All was calm, lovely and serene when an unfortunate dunking incident caused Dreamers Space-Suit Goggles to get lost in the nebula…Search parties were formed, lead by the pilot Mars… DIVE!! He cried… reminiscent of Captain Nemo... who is, coincidentally not the parrot…. Dive! Dive!`~ Dive! The rest of us didn't go down with the ship, and instead decided to circle the wagons, and drink beer. After all that effort, the very dextrous toes on pilot Grimlocke reached into the black like a bizarro crane machine and snatched the goggles out of thin air… to much applause, and accolades.

Tally Ho!

Back home with groove in out hearts, some pilots lost to adverse piloting, and Zappa ran into a car. Abandon All Hope indeed.

hapto= maggot exon

evil twin= veal (srta in system-- Fix it)

dillweed = baby maggot skiptooth

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Captain Underpants Yer Mom 518.707   Commander
dillweed 100Hz 969.047   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Dreamer Famine 1635.75   Commander
Evil Twin Delirium 216.711   Senior Chief Petty Officer
GRIMLOCKE Ooh La La 167.934   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Hapto Basquiat 230.207   Commander
Kaibosch Holy Molar 241.033   Petty Officer First Class
Mars Spooky Pirate 1704.1   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
moose Loki Ducker 330.563   Lieutenant Commander
Mosquito Annihilation 383.973   Ensign
Nameless Pleasant Buzz 276.723   Master Chief Petty Officer
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 82.2226  
Oppo Skittles 174.885   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Skunk Cloudbuster 567.908  
Threespeed Catastrophe 1082.98   Vice Admiral
Treehugger helix 193.707   Aviator First Class
Zappa Abandon All Hope 1794.52   Captain
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Navigator Nameless
Tailgunner Mosquito
Tool Bag Mars
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Reporter Exon
Filmer Captain Underpants

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 17 pilots
OriginFort Summer
Light Years13.121
G-Well Activity4.500
Technical Rating2.000