Status: Success


StarBuck Rojerthat

Fifteen pilots and two maggots set upon a course to the Lexington system, led by first-time navigator Snow. The fearsome prow of War parted the skies for smooth sailing as we found passage to our destination via wormholes.

Strange distortions to sonic disruptor fields were noted – the funk became increasingly mellowed and dispersed as we flew through the Arlington system and ever closer to the characteristic luscious lawns of our destination. Shore leave was taken at the black hole by Spy Pond to stare at art, including a rebar dinosaur.

As the battalion crossed into some swampy backwaters, Wadlow's primary thruster was attacked by invisible plasma-eating space weevils. Stogie weathered the attack valiantly, earning a Medal of Barf for his skilled deployment of high-altitude chemical weaponry. A team of pilots changed out the plasma casing – and shortly thereafter, when the new casing did not prove spaceworthy, repaired the old plasma casing. In the course of these efforts, much chalk was spent, one curious ST was placated, and Snow earned a Medal of Strength for proving that we didn't need all those silly tire levers. Threespeed bled for the efforts, earning a Medal of Injury.

Then, silence: the eerie quiet at the dark heart of Lexington System, where they retreat at night and distrust the funk.

As we approached the bronze figure of Captain John Parker, frozen in time, scattered transports and STs alike slowed to gaze with suspicion. So we quickly struck a pose for Stogie's camera, and sailed for home by Massachusetts Avenue. The skies were breezy, the choppers were fast, and a quick dive into a garbage compactor yielded tasty snacks to be enjoyed on the landing pad, while a civilian with a tiny greyhound distracted most of the battalion.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 394.524  
Cortana Ooh La La 380.469   Aviator First Class
Dead Bride Darkendank 208.799   Pilot
Deadblow Mad Rabbit 446.661   Chief Petty Officer
dogi Wheelie 351.697  
DrClaw Shockwave 524.1   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Epoxy Skywarp 297.929   Aviator
Geist Ez Raider 0  
Kpafun Foldilocks 38.9048   Pilot
Sidekick Yer Mom 219.524   Petty Officer Third Class
Silfr Fonzerelli 291.391   Petty Officer First Class
Skunk Cloudbuster 1052.03   Commodore
Snow War 346.164   Petty Officer Third Class
Stogie Wadlow 610.844   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Taco El Guapo 0  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 566.7   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Wombat Bieber Fever 373.318   Senior Chief Petty Officer
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Cortana
Gate Attendant Stogie
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator Snow
Tailgunner Epoxy
Com-Sat 1 Threespeed
Tool Bag Cortana
Flat Bag Epoxy
Medi Bag Sidekick
Wookiee Bag Taco
Ambassador Geist
Chalk Bag Silfr
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock dogi
Recycler AceHole
Life Support 1 Threespeed
Life Support 2 DrClaw
Damage Control Dead Bride
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Deadblow
Stellar Cartographer Wombat
Cleaner AceHole
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
Paper Wrangler Skunk
Print Jockey Skunk
Radio Wrangler Skunk

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 17 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationLexington by wormhole
Light Years18.456
G-Well Activity0.783
Technical Rating1.209