Bathtime For Bureaucrats
Here is the following result of the FOIA request. We apologize for the delay as the clerk that normally responds to these requests was out of the office last week. We have waived the fee for this request as a result of the delay.
Why do I have to come back from my pre-scheduled vacation to do this? My manager could have totally handled this on their own and on time. I don't even get the commission fee from their incompetence
During office hours an enthusiastic applicant came by to the office and an offer of a trial inspection was extended to them. They arrived on time like all good bureaucrats do.
This is a bit of a self-serving description right?
They made an odd choice of personal equipment that we call Pig Champion. They appeared to be able to operate with great success.
Six inspectors and the new trail inspector arrived at the office for roll call before heading out to the work site. Inspections like this are not normally conducted with the radiation conditions that were being experienced this night.
This inspection should have been rescheduled just like this report should have been done by my manager instead of calling me into the office. I'm actually surprised that these inspectors even showed up for the job.
Adhocracy supporters attempted to slow the inspectors down along the Harvard Street gauntlet while oblivious civilians milled about along the street unknowing of our important mission being delayed and threatened.
So they are claiming that regular workers tried to sabotage these paper filing lovers' work? They didn't even report how they were slowed down, and they think they are upstanding bureaucrats?
The Adhocracy supporters must have gotten access to the traffic control devices improperly to attempt to put up some red tape thinking it would stop our inspection. They failed to submit the proper paperwork and we easily cut through that tape. It was reminiscent of a previous inspection that happened in 2016
Who are these other workers and can I get on their team? They seem competent and efficient at what they do. seems like they can cut through all the red tape these bureaucrats love putting up. If they just did their job correctly they would not have to worry about red tape so much that gets created from the regulation that follows screw ups.
Some of the higher-ups were working on something unknown in government center and if they took notice of us we might not be able to conduct our inspection without bias. So we found some busy work in a wormhole to test their curiosity. They were uninterested in our activities so we determined that we could proceed with the inspection as planned.
These inspectors write like they are both doing great government work but are acting so shady while doing it
The inspection results are as followed
- Rules signs may be inadequate as several inspectors found themselves rocketing down the slides at such a speed that it would seem as if they were bribed. We must regulate this properly with some additional red tape
- Some inspectors got caught in a red tape spiral and it required some special scissors to cut them out of it. That could have been problematic.
- An inspector found that there were insufficient food molecules available and put in a change request. It may have been too late as the deadline passed just a little while beforehand but Lead Inspector Ziqqurat said he will see what he can do.
Wait they inspected the posted rules and then blatantly ignored them? Where did they find literal red tape? They need paperwork for when someone gets hungry, are they not part of the union and get union-mandated breaks? What is happening here?
Lead inspector Ziqqurat was able to complete the change request while other pilots shared stories.
The radiation picked up and Lead Inspector Ziqqurat called for an end of the inspection but did not want us to make it look like we were eager to finish up. Appearances must be kept up.
How does this not read like a waste of taxpayer money and possible corruption? Why are we waiving this FOIA fee again? I'm not even supposed to be in the office today
With the radiation steadily falling, a supervisorial decision to was made to complete the inspection debrief inside the office instead of its normal location, skipping the change request formal process. This is the main subject of the complaint received, please see the attachment for the formal complaint.
Let me guess, the FOIA requester put in a complaint, and then requested info on the situation to get it some attention. These bureaucrats have no communication skills past paperwork.