Status: Success


Two By Two, How About You?

It's been doing that radiation thing a whole lot lately, so let's fight back.... biblically.

Red Squirrel and Skunk were found in the fort working on their respective projects. They joined the fleet at the launch pad and saw them off. 6 brave pilots flew off into the damp night.

Taco eagerly navigated his first mission while requesting the occasional help via landmark directions. He led the fleet through Porter and then to the skate park. The fleet found some anchored upside down boats along the way. Pastry Queen almost followed Lordmcfuzz down a small flight of stairs.

At the skate park, mission leader Pastry Queen challenged the pilots to partner games of Two Pilots One Ship and One Pilot Two Ships. Lordmcfuzz and Taco make an attempt on Super Hardon Collider where taco attempted to sit on the fork but Lordmcfuzz found it was too hard to handle. They decided to conquer this game by sharing the banana seat. Taco thought Lordmcfuzz flew the ship to fast, but Lordmcfuzz thought everything was under control. Next Pastry Queen and Leotard attempted this feat on Princess Fun Police, but not before eXceSs handed Pastry Queen's shields. They found success. Next Lordmcfuzz attempted to get on the back of Princess Fun Police but failed so Pastry Queen swapped with him. Lordmcfuzz did a spectacular non head kicking bail on the first attempt before succeeding at flight on the second. Pastry Queen made it very clear that her ship was not Super Hardon Collider and told Lordmcfuzz not to ride off of the curb with her on it as he made a large circle. eXceSs carried Pale Horse while flying El Guapo, but failed to get anywhere with the ships swapped. Taco confirmed that he would throw out his shoulder if he attempted that feat. Lordmcfuzz found a can of champagne(after lightly running it over) and gifted it to Leotard to drink.

Wombat needed to find a tardis and retrieve his mobile droid and split from the fleet as they launched to find some animals and a boat. Taco was delighted to find out the that commercial street biway was complete as they led the fleet down a relaxing space flight on the outside of Boston. The fleet was awed by the animals that were on display that could only go around in a circle, like they were stuck in a black hole. Pilots debated on jumping the cage fence to get a picture while in the Animal's boat, but decided against it. Wombat was no where to be seen so the fleet moved on to the next objective.

Taco led us past the Drydocks that the Constitution lived in occasionally and then found a play ground full of boats with the help of eXceSs. Lordmcfuzz was happy with multiple staircases that he could fly down. The fleet wanted snacks next while Lordmcfuzz tried to convince Pastry Queen that flying up to Bunker Hill Monument was a good idea. Bananas and icecream molecules were consumed at luna 7/11. Wombat found the fleet after going back the the fort and saying hi to the animals that the fleet did earlier in the night. Leotard said there was no time for a Slurpee, so Wombat took it to go, the tradition must stay a tradition.

Taco navigated to Assembly where the fleet found a place to drop fuel and then buzzed the Giraffe before flying home via one of the Somerville bridge detours.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 732.875   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Leotard Ez Raider 391.414   Master Chief Petty Officer
Lordmcfuzz Super Hardon Collider 700.604  
Pastry Queen Princess Fun Police 560.633   Lieutenant
Taco El Guapo 587.536   Master Chief Petty Officer
Wombat Pale Horse 342.9   Lieutenant Junior Grade
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Pastry Queen
Deck Officer eXceSs
Navigator Taco
Tailgunner Leotard
Com-Sat 1 eXceSs
Com-Sat 2 Taco
Tool Bag Pastry Queen
Flat Bag Leotard
Medi Bag Taco
Wookiee Bag eXceSs
Ambassador Lordmcfuzz
Still Cam Lordmcfuzz
Airlock Leotard
Recycler Red Squirrel
Life Support 1 eXceSs
Damage Control Lordmcfuzz
Mission Pinner Pastry Queen
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Lordmcfuzz
Stellar Cartographer Lordmcfuzz
Beer Wrangler Lordmcfuzz
Cleaner Red Squirrel
Compressor Wrangler Red Squirrel
Print Jockey Skunk

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderPastry Queen
Mission Size 6 pilots
OriginBefore the flood
DestinationDry land
Light Years16.960
G-Well Activity0.517
Technical Rating1.689