took us for a ride, and all we got was soaking wet.
It was sooooo freaking hot and the gang had a mission: get wet and fly around.
Pre-mission, intel was intercepted and downloaded to our resident robot, Dr. Wiggles. This intel contained a map of radiation spots in the Cambridge System. Pilots scrambled to get their radiation blasters ready and available for in-flight dogfights.
Dr. Wiggles led the fleet through the Cambridge System to a mysterious space rock. The radiation feature at this little park was turned off, but the radiation drinking fountain still worked. Pilots were uncomfortably hot, so Ms. Moon blasted them with her super radiator while Threespeed took his zoob-powered uzi to stream radiation at other pilots. Fart Noises received a lesson in trust from Bane Thunderwolf.
Fleet Admiral Skunk broke out the laser powered radiation shields and passed it off to several pilots. Our radiation blasters could not penetrate this shield! Bane Thunderwolf took a turn with the shields during the fleet's next stage of flight. It was only defeated while waiting at a red light when Lordmcfuzz lifted the shields as other pilots took free radiation shots.
After a few more radiation stations that were turned off, the fleet stopped at a small playground within earshot of a bouncing distress call. Pilots took advantage of the toys that collected radiation from earlier in the day. Lordmcfuzz got soaked by Dr. Wiggles armed with a model heavy transport. Just as the fleet was about to leave, the radiation sticks came out of the ground and started to irradiate the space grass. The fleet took advantage of this and took a few flight passes through the radiation zone before moving on.
Dr. Wiggles led the fleet to a large empty transport docking zone where pilots took a break at a picnic table. A few games of squirt gun derby were played where Shepherd racked up a few wins and Leotard had a surprise self-wipeout to obtain an injury medal. Once the yayas were out, the fleet prepared to take off, but Bieber Fever experienced a plasma leak in the primary thruster. Threespeed and Bane sprung into action to patch the plasma tube up while the rest of the fleet had fun with chalk bag drawing an aquarium.
Lordmcfuzz and Bane took Bieber Fever on a direct route back to the fort while Dr. Wiggles continued to wiggle the fleet through space before returning home.