Status: Failure


Border Patrol

It's all fun and games until someone topples a HARV.

A cool autumn evening on Earth, as the season turns toward Hallowheels. We launched with a powerful armada of 10 pilots and a maggot, with objectives "get out of Camberville" and "do some flight formations", also breaking in a new Class 4 sonic disruptor. Dr Claw synthesized a mix of electronica and deep cuts from Shockwave, while in a rare inversion Cloudbuster operated as a radiobox. Stogie navigated us around Harvard Constellation and nearby spacelanes, in his usual erratic fashion, until chided by Dr Claw to get us the heck out of there which then he did.

We headed south through dense aggregations of hip-sters, then into JP System, experiencing some rolling G-wells as we orbited near a heavy nebula. Snax were procured.

Due to an accumulating sequence of individually slightly unfortunate events, Leotard ejected forcefully from Trinity, damaging it slightly and acquiring a fine collection of knee wounds. SCUL rose to the occasion providing beer molecules, artificial integument, and cryotherapy. Gritty even provided skeletal reinforcement, but to no avail: after some bleeding and experimentation Leotard proved unspaceworthy even on a small ship. Maggot Academon summoned a transport to shuttle her back to her home fort; meanwhile eXceSs volunteered to pilot Trinity despite his own knee trauma, while his vessel Presto Changeo was disassembled into reavable chunks, leaving the fleet one pilot short but ready to return to space.

To be continued...

...WE BOOKED IT FOR HOME & gave a couple of flight formations a semi-professional, but perfunctory attempt on the way.



Gloucester? Negi!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Academon El Guapo 0  
Dead Bride Albatross 355  
DrClaw Shockwave 786.879  
eXceSs Presto Changeo 869.967  
Fart Noises Spooky Pirate 281.862  
Gritty D.B. Cooper 422.831   Aviator First Class
Leotard Trinity 653.286   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Snow Deep Blue Dream 25  
Stogie Wadlow 1018.25   Ensign
Threespeed Schadenfreude 590.873   Commodore
Wombat Cloudbuster 595.951   Vice Admiral
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader DrClaw
Deck Officer Stogie
Gate Attendant Stogie
MRC Officer eXceSs
Navigator Stogie
Tailgunner Dead Bride
Com-Sat 1 eXceSs
Com-Sat 2 Threespeed
Tool Bag Threespeed
Flat Bag Stogie
Medi Bag Snow
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Ambassador Gritty
Chalk Bag Academon
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock Leotard
Life Support 1 DrClaw
Life Support 2 Leotard
Life Support 3 Wombat
Damage Control Gritty
Minister of Zoobs Wombat
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Leotard
Stellar Cartographer Gritty
Compressor Wrangler eXceSs
Life Support Synthesis DrClaw

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderDrClaw
Mission Size 11 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationThe Edge
Light Years20.000
G-Well Activity3.132
Technical Rating3.529