Status: Success



Mission report loading......
Season 22, Ep. 39, Hallowilla

Scene: Inside a fort, in a town far away, a group is gathering, eating sweets. Cheer radiates. Actors are in costume.

Narrator: Each year, SCUL gathers to honor the space gods with costumes, candy and dance

Skeleton: Tropical Storm Willa Schmilla... nothing's gonna stop us from our traditional Hallowheels festivities!

Subtle Bruce Wayne: There's a distress call at Fort Chloe. There are still people there this time. Honest!

Narrator: Just before launch, a lone elephant rolls in, and a cry goes up.

Ensemble: It's wombat o'clock.

also, general worrying due to radiation

Somewhere, a klaxon sounds and a countdown begins

Scene: A dark and rainy launchpad. Decorated ships and themed pilots line up in front of a glowing caped Skeleton and his illuminated skysteed.

Narrator: 19 brave souls prepare to venture into the night. Here, we join them as the Skeleton reviews protocol.

Skeleton: We have mission objectives! Everyone or their ship must be in costume. Nice job, everyone! Death before discomfort. Cruise the friendly skyways. Have a dance party, maybe at the Grackle? And hot snax! [pause] Is anybody not ready? [pause] Navi, you have the conn.

Scene: Zombie Clown and the rest of the fleet alight on their ships, making crazy designs through luna Market Basket parking lot. They make a loop of Union Constellation to cheers from onlookers.

Narrator: The fleet heads towards the distress call mentioned by Bruce Wayne and land outside. Some pilots will choose to sentry, while others prefer the snacks inside

Scene: Distress Call. A warm apartment with many costumed guests. Table full of cakes and other snacks.

Bruce Wayne: Where are our hosts? They promised to be awake this time

Narrator: The hosts, in fact, had promised no such thing! A roommate informs the assembled pilots that our hosts are, in fact, asleep. Slowly, the pilots trickle back outside

A Taco: What are you carrying in that suspicious looking package?

Natasha, heavily accented: Close your eyes. I have present.

Natasha places a bomb in the Taco’s hands. Then Boris and Natasha run behind their bomber and start counting and giggling

Taco looks down in surprise and exclaims

Skeleton, wandering around approaching groups of pilots: Two minutes?

Someone: There were 19 of us before, we have lost someone

Narrator: As usual, it was the elephant, and he lumbered down the stairs just in time

Scene: In flight, surrounded by dark and mist. Boris and Natasha are attempting to pass bombs to Rocky and Bullwinkle, who pass them back via Nyancat (the internet)

Cries of “Incoming” and “Keep it tight” are overheard

Scene: The Grackle, a beloved secret site. The Skeleton leads assembled pilots in a dance party.

Boris and Natasha stand to one side, unwrapping bombs and stashing them on others’ ships.

Narrator: Would the unsuspecting pilots notice the explosives before their ships vaporized? How long could the assembly keep warm through the power of funk?

Skeleton: One final objective, Hot Snaxx! Two minutes?

Narrator: Zombie Clown continues to lead the way, back the way the pilots came. Some of his choices are very exciting.

Scene: Outside luna 7-11.

Narrator: Most pilots are outside, but some have gone inside, to investigate the snack selection. They have interpreted hot snacks to mean spicy, and several kinds are being shared around

Bruce Wayne attempts to blow ghost chili powder off a chip, and some lands in his eye
Space Pirate has purchased Tri-flow flavored Pocky.

Plaid Zombie and Farenfight 451 share around fancy cheetos

Boris and Natasha are skulking about, attaching bombs to ships.

Narrator: The pilots have survived radiation to this point, and it looks like they’ve outlasted it! They can head home, knowing their mission was a success.

Scene: A dark and cold launchpad. Decorated ships and themed pilots line up in front of a glowing caped Skeleton and his illuminated skysteed.

Skeleton: Mission Success! I hear we have Baby Maggots to haze

Narrator: Plaid Zombie and Plaid Clown introduce maggots to the fleet, who hurl insults at them, but agree to allow them to return in the future. Medals are awarded for disguises, and bravery and stupidity on the parts of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Scene: Inside a fort, in a town far away, a group is gathering, eating sweets. Cheer radiates. Actors are removing costumes.

Taco - a Taco
Dyno - a gorilla
Wombat - a wet dog
Bane Thunderwolf - Boris
Pastry Queen - Natasha
eXceSs - Rocky
Lordmcfuzz - Bullwinkle
Threespeed - Commercial Fisherman (Strangelove: Trawler)
Tanager - Mae (Night in the Woods)
Shadowcat - Nyan cat
Dr.Claw - Ninja pirate
Stogie - plaid ghoul
Zygoat - plaid ghoul
Paperwork - villain from scream
Raccoon - jester
Skunk - skeleton
Red Squirrel - shaman
Dead Bride - 451F Firefighter
Rocket - Bruce Wayne

Full Size images can be found at
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf BB-61 178.16  
Dead Bride Dr. Moreau 350.32   Vice Admiral
DrClaw Skywarp 116.797  
Dyno El Guapo 0  
eXceSs Barf Bag 210.159  
Lordmcfuzz Barf Bag (Bombardier) 160.323  
Paperwork Doctor Love 0  
Pastry Queen BB-61 (Bombardier) 234.668  
Raccoon Pestilence 0  
Red Squirrel Curb Burner 200.98  
Rocket 88 420.416   Commander
Shadowcat Mousetrap 406.816   Lieutenant Commander
Skunk Cloudbuster 495.551  
Stogie Chubz 317.202   Lieutenant
Taco Compliance 504.874   Lieutenant
Tanager Strangelove (Bombardier) 622.694   Captain
Threespeed Strangelove 424.535  
Wombat ATM Machine 267.473  
ZyGoat Chastity 292.797   Aviator
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Taco
Gate Attendant Tanager
Navigator Stogie
Tailgunner Dead Bride
Com-Sat 1 Threespeed
Com-Sat 2 Taco
Com-Sat 3 Tanager
Tool Bag eXceSs
Flat Bag Paperwork
Medi Bag Dyno
Wookiee Bag ZyGoat
Ambassador Raccoon
Chalk Bag Tanager
Still Cam Rocket
Airlock Shadowcat
Recycler Red Squirrel
Life Support 1 Skunk
Life Support 2 Rocket
Damage Control Dead Bride
Minister of Zoobs BaneThunderwolf
Mission Pinner Shadowcat
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Pastry Queen
Stellar Cartographer Pastry Queen
Cleaner Tanager

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 19 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationDance party under the Grackle
Light Years9.080
G-Well Activity0.747
Technical Rating2.821