Status: Posi

USB Pestilence

That teeny navi thruster makes USB Pestilence the ultimate derby weapon. It can turn on a dime and accelerate quick like a bunny. One of the most heavily abused destroyer class vessels of the USB fleet, the fork was not actually welded, but rather pressed into place with a twelve ton hydraulic jack - when the tubes were squeezing together, there were a lot of little 'pop' sounds followed by tiny clouds of rust. That was over two decades ago, and there's no sign of anything separating.

USB Pestilence is one of the 'Four Choppers of the Apocalypse'.


Light Years1791.906
Thrust Rating6.9
Handling Rating8.09
Difficulty Rating3.73
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull Type
Chief EngineerSkunk
OriginDerecict Space Junk
Christened on1998.05.10
LocationFort Tyler
Navi RetroNone
Primary RetroCoaster


2023.07.22   SCULimpics-ish Kilo3
2019.11.09   Omegamission 19 Fart Noises
2019.07.13   Splashdown! Fart Noises
2019.06.01   The Fog of Time: SCUL Day '19 Fart Noises
2018.10.27   Hallowilla Raccoon
2018.10.20   Action Stations CYCLOPATH
2018.09.29   Super Easy Double Century (1:64 scale version) Shepherd
2017.07.15   Christmas In July Shepherd
2017.04.22   Creampuff Framerate
2017.04.01   I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission perilous
2016.10.22   Poefection Lordmcfuzz
2015.07.25   Local Early Bird Special hackworth
2015.06.20   Like Deers In Rain Cortana
2015.06.06   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 BaneThunderwolf
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2014.07.19   Ghost Ship Snow
2014.05.31   All Aboard the SCUL Express! Saphron
2014.04.19   Keester Bunny Runt
2014.04.05   Alphonsemission '14 Runt
2013.11.02   Omegamission 2013 undef
2013.08.17   Buzz Kill dillweed
2013.07.06   O Bridge, Where Art Thou? Red Squirrel
2013.05.11   Shake Your Bones Skunk
2013.04.13   Pajama Party Nosepicker
2013.04.06   Alpacamission '13 Manchild
2012.10.27   Hallowheels 2012 Wombat
2012.07.28   Poseidon's Pimple Skunk
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? steerpike
2012.07.07   Castle Jam-booor-eeee hackworth
2012.05.19   Disco Diva Dance Party Instigator
2012.05.12   Word To Your Mother! Piranha
2012.04.21   Tea and Grackle Nosepicker
2012.04.14   Saturn in Opposition Piranha
2011.10.29   I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels parmesan
2011.10.22   Bells Angels ZyGoat
2011.10.15   Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret parmesan
2011.10.01   Medley Mission Trainwreck
2011.07.23   Gong Swimmin' Spark
2011.07.16   Bach in the USSR (boretum) steerpike
2011.07.09   Asylum Reboot DreadFlint
2011.05.28   Picnic By The Sea eXceSs
2011.05.21   So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... Civitron
2011.04.30   Let Them Eat Cake Seven Of Nine
2011.04.02   Alphamission Episode 2011 ZyGoat
2010.10.09   Skunk Day Episode 2010 TurboPickle
2010.07.31   The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... hackworth
2010.05.22   Secret Places Brick
2010.04.10   Blue Angels in a Ho-down Burch
2009.10.31   Hallowheels 2009 Maestro
2009.10.24   Pruny Hands on Film Bendy
2009.10.03   Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 hackworth
2009.08.29   Veteran Pilots Day Shakes
2009.08.15   Insidious Perfection hackworth
2009.07.25   Soggy Bottom Shakes
2009.07.18   Peeecamatic: Pechanical BaneThunderwolf
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2008.10.18   Downtown BaneThunderwolf
2008.10.04   Skunk Day steerpike
2008.09.13   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) BaneThunderwolf
2008.09.06   The Pilots of Wetzpance (or The S stands for Su... Skunk
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2008.07.19   So Hot My Mission Name Melted Nosepicker
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2007.05.12   Bring Your Own Fun dillweed
2006.09.09   Homecoming Queen Mosquito
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2005.10.22   Penultimate Radiation Conundrum Turbo
2005.09.10   Moose Day Celebrated Mosquito
2005.07.16   Post SCULimpics Wrench
2005.07.02   WalTor Day (2005) Hothead
2005.06.18   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Kinky
2005.05.14   Stoodio53 Mosquito
2005.04.16   Mega Seth a liscous Bird
2005.04.02   Aplamission 05 Shakes
2004.07.10   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) RoadRash
2004.06.12   Studio 53 Bitzer
2004.05.01   ShortAnd Sweet The Feminist
2003.10.18   Tour De Ville ktron
2003.09.13   Port Foint Fool
2003.08.09   Large Melon Wrex
2003.07.12   Happy Fun Times Bike Club Turtle
2003.07.05   Waltor Day 2003 Turtle
2003.05.24   The Best Little Warehouse In Fenway Lefty Lucy
2003.04.19   MegaSeth Day Vegetable
2003.04.12   SloMoBetaMission Lefty Lucy
2003.04.05   AlphaMission Turtle
2002.10.26   Last Dance Snaggletooth
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2002.06.08   ShouldaBeenThere NoWay
2002.04.13   5000 Mile Mark Glitch
2001.10.20   Triple Derby NoWay
2001.09.08   Skylab Splashdown Monkey Bomb
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2001.08.25   Catostrophic Failure Smasher
2001.08.18   SCULimpics 2001 Games LoJack
2001.07.21   FlamingGlobe Emanon
2001.07.14   Narrow Passage Shakes
2001.07.07   WalTor Day Sister
2001.07.01   Super Heavy Radiation Killer Bee
2001.06.16   Party At Franks Monkey Bomb
2001.06.09   Moon Over Aborertum Grampa
2001.06.02   Mmmm... Ice Cream Bug
2001.05.26   The Naughty MIT Policeman Taught Us A New Word Grampa
2001.05.12   Shake Yer Booty Monkeyboy
2001.04.28   Get Lost vomit
2001.04.21   Beep Beep Beep Whooo! LoJack
2001.04.14   Constant Groovin' vomit
2000.10.16   Car Free Day RockStar
2000.10.14   Moon Over Arboretum vomit
2000.10.09   SCULimpics Night Games 20 Flama
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2000.10.01   Close-Up And Personal MoneyShot
2000.09.06   Logan Express MegaTron
2000.09.02   Constellation Hop vomit
2000.08.19   Two Hundred Scale Miles Per Hour vomit
2000.08.12   It Was Working When We Left MegaTron
2000.08.06   Mindy Milky Diva
2000.07.04   Tighty Whitey Spit
2000.06.10   DBD BBQ NoWay
2000.06.10   DBD BBQ Angel
2000.06.04   Siege The Castle Bulldog
2000.05.20   19 Pilots Nowhere
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2000.04.01   April Fools Diva
1999.06.13   Alpha Sculimpics: Episode 1999 Crack
1999.04.11   Robyn's Egg Crack
1998.10.31   Hallowheels Crack
1998.10.31   Hallowheels NoWay
1998.06.19   Performance Fart Crack
1998.06.12   Fresh Squeeze Crack