Status: Success


Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret

Mission Objectives

  • Replicate late 20th century Earth clothing to blend in with the 80's.
  • Spock: start your computations for time warp!
  • Investigate a totally primo distress call for precisely thirty Earth minutes.
  • Tune sonic disruption frequencies to 1986.1031 mega-hurts.

Mission Summary

Lots of pilots showed up and looked like totally rad. Leg warmers, pink, blue eye shadow, we looked marvelous. Three baby maggots came along and dressed in style. With Vomit to lead us, we knew we were going to party like it was 1989. Our first stop was like to Magneato's fort who was calling for us to bring distress, so we totally brought it. We stocked up on Nerds for fueling. We must have been at his fort for like awhile because we celebrated Halloween, Valentines day and
brought in the New year. But someone said that less than 2 earth hours had passed and I was like, "what u talkin 'bout, Willis?"

At the party, Magneato offered Pascal to Kpafun. As Diva and Vomit watched it placed precariously on the back of Kpafun's ship, Diva was all like "we are totally going to have a mechanical in like the first 5 minutes" and Vomit was like "fer sure." Then it totally happened. Kpafun then tried to secure Pascal to the front of his ship and we set off again. YT led us around a black hole where she spun me round like a record round round.

But like, oh my gosh, shortly afterwards Pascal stuck his PVC foot into Kpafun's thruster and Kpafun had to eject from his cockpit. Smooth move, Ex-lax. The front fork was all twisted. Rideable? Bogus. Kpafun luckily was close to Sprout where he could exchange ships.

The fleet then headed out of Somerville finally and like stopped for some snacks at Luna Seven11. We were a little disappointed that they didn't have any PepsiFree. What-ever.

YT led us to a few playgrounds where we discovered like just how many pilots could zipline simultaneously. It was like totally awesome. Three pilots seemed to be the maximum. No duh! Finally we like headed into the Allston system where we like entered an arena. Baby Maggot Zoozy, ExceSs, Spark showed us their bitchin' acrobatic skills. Pilots grooved to popular songs while 4 derbies ensued. Stogie won his first derby ever with Wadlow. Self Destruct banged up his leg a bit, it was totally gnarly, but since it didn't gross us out the door or gag us with a spoon and since there was no blood involved, he got no medal of injury. Skunk and YT took each other out in one derby, leaving Wombat the winner. Nosepicker won two derbies but the second was at the expense of Diva's ship. Bogus!

While Nosepicker made field repairs, a civilian walked onto the derby lot. Skunk was like, "how did you find us?" Then the civilian was like, "I am riding my bike, dude. How did you find us?" Then Skunk was all like "I am us." Fer sure! We then took off before it digressed into another 'I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I' discussion.

We returned to base. Dude, this mission was like totally radical. Goodnight and be excellent.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
bitwise Yer Mom 0   Pilot
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 495.571  
Diva Toxic Waste 523.552  
DrClaw Pale Horse 546.268  
eXceSs Compliance 491.259  
hackworth Torpor 1028.61  
Kpafun Civilian Ship 143.239   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Leotard Trinity 540.606  
MegaSeth Sinistar 236.324   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Nosepicker Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino 274.633   Vice Admiral
Otter Anger 0   Pilot
parmesan Pestilence 0  
pecan Civilian Ship 37.239   Chief Petty Officer
Self Destruct Delirium 331.839   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Seven Of Nine Swamp Thing 748.926  
Skunk Cloudbuster 328.883  
Spark Darkendank 372.89   Petty Officer Second Class
Stogie Wadlow 793.511  
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 177.252  
Treekiller chlorophyll 921.989  
vomit Famine 1083.02   Admiral, Fleet Ready
WildKat Ez Raider 0   Pilot
Wombat Centvrion 366.275  
yt Secret Asian SCULly 796.146  
Zoozy Doctor Love 0   Pilot
ZyGoat Chastity 449.864   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader vomit
Deck Officer vomit
Gate Attendant Diva
Navigator yt
Tailgunner Treekiller
Com-Sat 1 Buckminister
Tool Bag Spark
Flat Bag Nosepicker
Medi Bag DrClaw
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Ambassador eXceSs
Chalk Bag Threespeed
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock Seven Of Nine
Life Support 1 Leotard
Life Support 2 Treekiller
Damage Control Wombat
Mission Reporter Diva
Compressor Wrangler hackworth
Filmer hackworth
Food Wrangler parmesan
Print Jockey hackworth
Skynet Operator Pre vomit

Mission Parameters

Mission Leadervomit
Mission Size 26 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationPac Man Fever
Light Years16.380
G-Well Activity0.997
Technical Rating3.482