Status: Posi

JVH Trinity

Behold the holy fire!

Trinity's heptagonal frame comprises a Schwinn, a Huffy and a Univega, symbolizing respectively the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. The Univega was the commute ship of Professor Hermann Haus, late of MIT, whose Earthly life ended while ascending a G-well on it.  His obituary is here. May he rest in peace.

This ship is loud and blinky and smart, sporting literally hundreds of RGB LED's controlled by several Tarduino's. Being of the Episcopalian faith, it has received the priestly sacrament of mechanical unction, composed of mingled holy water and chain lube. It has served as the emergency backup for Cloudbuster and is a rolling laboratory of destruction.

In 2019, builder and pilot Leotard ejected forcefully from Trinity and ruptured their ACL. After reconstruction they are no longer able to fly it (nerves mostly). During the cancelled 2020 season the ship has remained out of service, and its future remains to be seen.

Theme song: Shining Star by Earth, Wind and Fire


Light Years3268.543
Thrust Rating3.188
Handling Rating2.647
Difficulty Rating7.65
Max Warp5

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeSchwuffyvega
Chief EngineerLeotard
OriginOut of the everywhere
Christened on2010.08.21
LocationFort Antwerp
Navi RetroCenter Pull Caliper
Primary RetroCenter Pull Caliper


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2023.08.12   Common Rat Race On Wheels BaneThunderwolf
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2023.07.29   Return of the Flight of the Navigators BaneThunderwolf
2019.10.26   Border Patrol Leotard
2019.10.05   Skunk Day 50 Leotard
2019.09.28   Princess Bride Leotard
2019.09.14   Pilots Need Pampers Leotard
2019.09.07   The Gang From L.A.Z.E.R. Leotard
2019.08.31   Quest For Dark Matter Leotard
2019.08.10   Night Watch R3dux BaneThunderwolf
2019.08.03   Parable of the Pearacle Leotard
2019.07.27   Reindeer Games Leotard
2019.07.20   A Trip to the Moon Leotard
2019.07.13   Splashdown! Leotard
2019.06.16   Funk Your Century, Let's Have Fun Leotard
2019.06.01   The Fog of Time: SCUL Day '19 Leotard
2019.05.25   Life Support Synthesis Leotard
2019.05.11   Tribblespottin' Leotard
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2018.11.03   Omegamission / Life Day 2018 Leotard
2018.10.13   Alien Egg Investigation Leotard
2018.10.07   A HONKing Good Time Leotard
2018.10.06   Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope Leotard
2018.09.15   Cats In Space Leotard
2018.09.08   Play it Coool: the Top Class Luxury Mission Leotard
2018.08.18   Chalk-Full-O'Funk Leotard
2018.07.21   Thunderclaws Is Coming To Town Leotard
2018.07.14   Flight of the Aviator Leotard
2018.07.07   Planetary Prom Night Leotard
2018.06.23   Tell and Show Leotard
2018.06.16   Double Dippin' Leotard
2018.06.09   Confusion Reigns perilous
2018.06.02   Hallelujah the Fuel Dump Leotard
2018.05.26   SCUL Day 22 Leotard
2018.05.12   Persephone Calling Leotard
2018.05.05   A.R.T.S.O.S. Leotard
2018.04.28   ABC It's as Easy as Objectives 1 2 3 Leotard
2018.04.07   Alohamission 2018 Leotard
2017.11.04   Life Day 2017 Leotard
2017.10.28   Hallowheels 2017 Leotard
2017.10.21   Rocky Hyperspace Picture Show Leotard
2017.10.14   Burgerlesque: Bane Bun Pun Run Leotard
2017.09.30   Big Dipper Leotard
2017.09.16   Meskenas Mischief Leotard
2017.09.09   Bermuda Triangle Leotard
2017.09.02   Hypno Wormhole Leotard
2017.08.19   Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Leotard
2017.08.12   Sons of Perseus Leotard
2017.08.05   Infinity Greaves Leotard
2017.07.29   Chop Beach Rinse Repeat Leotard
2017.07.15   Christmas In July Leotard
2017.07.01   SCUL Day Observed Leotard
2017.06.24   Army of Robots Leotard
2017.06.10   Cave-In Leotard
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2017.05.20   Eggscape To Poo Island Leotard
2017.05.06   Wheeled Migration Leotard
2017.04.29   We're Smart, We'll Figure It Out Leotard
2017.04.15   Egg-zaduration Leotard
2017.04.08   Z Axis Leotard
2016.10.29   Hallowheel sooogoood Leotard
2016.10.22   Poefection Leotard
2016.10.08   Skunk Day '16 Leotard
2016.10.02   Diva Day Double Dip Leotard
2016.10.01   Truck Stop: Diva Day Delayed Leotard
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2016.08.06   A View To A Thrill Leotard
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2016.07.16   Salem's Lot BaneThunderwolf
2016.07.09   Red Light Hustle Lordmcfuzz
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2016.06.25   Lickety Splat Skunk
2016.06.04   Twentieth Anniversary Fox Leotard
2016.05.21   Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET Leotard
2016.05.14   Do The Worm Leotard
2016.05.07   Yer Mom Is So Chopped Leotard
2016.04.30   Divine Comedy Leotard
2016.04.23   White Hole Leotard
2016.04.09   B-Side Leotard
2016.04.02   Alfrescomission '16 Leotard
2015.11.07   Omegamission 2015 Leotard
2015.10.10   Illuminus Leotard
2015.09.05   'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun Leotard
2015.08.15   Cosmic Safari Leotard
2015.07.11   Rat Pack Leotard
2015.06.20   Like Deers In Rain Silfr
2015.06.13   Keeping up ApPEARances Leotard
2014.11.08   Overtime: Omegamission '14 Leotard
2014.11.01   Halloweeeels '14 Leotard
2014.10.12   Chonk! Leotard
2014.10.04   Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Leotard
2014.09.27   Catch-22 Leotard
2014.09.13   Keep the Home Fort Burning Leotard
2014.09.06   Radiation Worship Leotard
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2014.07.05   Balls Bursting in Air Leotard
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2014.06.21   Operation Summer-ville Leotard
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2014.05.31   All Aboard the SCUL Express! Leotard
2014.05.24   Hobo Party Leotard
2014.05.10   Rhubarb Memorial Leotard
2014.05.03   Safety Dance Leotard
2014.04.12   Macular Assault Leotard
2014.04.05   Alphonsemission '14 Leotard
2013.11.02   Omegamission 2013 Leotard
2013.10.26   Bike-O-Ween Leotard
2013.10.19   Pen-Penultimate Mission Leotard
2013.10.05   Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Leotard
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2013.06.15   Casual Violence Leotard
2013.06.08   Sea or Sugar Leotard
2013.05.04   Mayday Art Overload Leotard
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2012.09.08   Spokesfest Civilian Escort Leotard
2012.08.18   Flight of the Bumblebee Leotard
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2012.05.19   Disco Diva Dance Party Leotard
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2012.04.21   Tea and Grackle Leotard
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2011.12.31   Cranks for the Memories Leotard
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2011.06.04   SCULimpics 2011 Leotard
2011.05.28   Picnic By The Sea Leotard
2011.04.09   Repo Men Leotard
2010.10.30   Omegamission Hallowheels Leotard
2010.10.23   Shiny Metals Leotard
2010.10.10   HONK! Parade 2010 Leotard
2010.10.02   War of 100 Light Years Leotard
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