Status: Posi
JVH Trinity
Behold the holy fire!
Trinity's heptagonal frame comprises a Schwinn, a Huffy and a Univega, symbolizing respectively the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. The Univega was the commute ship of Professor Hermann Haus, late of MIT, whose Earthly life ended while ascending a G-well on it. His obituary is here. May he rest in peace.
This ship is loud and blinky and smart, sporting literally hundreds of RGB LED's controlled by several Tarduino's. Being of the Episcopalian faith, it has received the priestly sacrament of mechanical unction, composed of mingled holy water and chain lube. It has served as the emergency backup for Cloudbuster and is a rolling laboratory of destruction.
In 2019, builder and pilot Leotard ejected forcefully from Trinity and ruptured their ACL. After reconstruction they are no longer able to fly it (nerves mostly). During the cancelled 2020 season the ship has remained out of service, and its future remains to be seen.
Theme song: Shining Star by Earth, Wind and Fire
Trinity's heptagonal frame comprises a Schwinn, a Huffy and a Univega, symbolizing respectively the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. The Univega was the commute ship of Professor Hermann Haus, late of MIT, whose Earthly life ended while ascending a G-well on it. His obituary is here. May he rest in peace.
This ship is loud and blinky and smart, sporting literally hundreds of RGB LED's controlled by several Tarduino's. Being of the Episcopalian faith, it has received the priestly sacrament of mechanical unction, composed of mingled holy water and chain lube. It has served as the emergency backup for Cloudbuster and is a rolling laboratory of destruction.
In 2019, builder and pilot Leotard ejected forcefully from Trinity and ruptured their ACL. After reconstruction they are no longer able to fly it (nerves mostly). During the cancelled 2020 season the ship has remained out of service, and its future remains to be seen.
Theme song: Shining Star by Earth, Wind and Fire
Specifications
| Class | Battleship |
|---|---|
| Configuration | H.A.R.V |
| Missions | 172 |
| Light Years | 3200.796 |
| Thrust Rating | 3.188 |
| Handling Rating | 2.647 |
| Difficulty Rating | 7.65 |
| Max Warp | 5 |
Construction Data
| Hull Material | Steel |
|---|---|
| Hull Type | Schwuffyvega |
| Chief Engineer | Leotard |
| Builder | Leotard |
| Welder | DeathTrap |
| Origin | Out of the everywhere |
| Christened on | 2010.08.21 |
| Location | Fort Antwerp |
| Navi Retro | Center Pull Caliper |
| Primary Retro | Center Pull Caliper |
