Status: Success


Alphonsemission '14

Hark! Alphamission is upon us once again! Behold the majesty that is the birth of yet another season of our beloved SCUL. This mission had it all, new ships, new pilots, new rank point levels, and a NewNew TuTu!

Danimal christened his new ship Megas-TuTu, and Piranha also unveiled her latest build, a collaboration between Nosepicker's parts, Danimal's welding, Pecan's painting, and Piranha's design. A rechristened Chutes & Ladders also made its debut after suffering a massive hull breach at the end of last season.

Skunk, still recovering from his injuries sustained while fighting crime several months ago, opted to stay closer to the ground this evening, and with the help of Dr.Claw set up a thumping sonic disruptor array in Starhustler's basket.

Fresh babymaggots Snow, Runt, Fang, Red 40, and four crawling maggots joined 25 seasoned pilots on a mission to show Father Winter that he'd better not show his face around here for at least another 9 months. High fives and cheers aplenty were had from the civilian population. Much merriment was had, and a dirty dirty snowbank was beaten up as we were observed by the STs, who did not show objection.

A smaller artificial snowbank agent of Father Winter was located and equally decimated, but there are reports that it contained more than ice.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Yer Mom 249.676   Pilot
Buckminister El Guapo 144.441   Pilot
danimal Megas-TuTu 293.292   Aviator
DeathTrap Moneypenny 499.862   Aviator
dogi Mad Rabbit 502.193   Aviator
DrClaw Shockwave 601.878   Aviator First Class
DreadFlint Mjollnir 424.658   Aviator
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 380.637   Aviator
Fang Sloth 0  
hackworth Torpor 1273.21   Petty Officer Third Class
Klobb Spooky Pirate 0  
Leotard Trinity 442.376   Aviator
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 138.612   Pilot
Piranha Mazu 274.042   Aviator
Red 40 Chastity 0  
Red Squirrel Star Hustler (Bombardier) 455.947   Aviator
Runt Pestilence 0  
Saphron Greed 0  
Self Destruct Pale Horse 219.174   Pilot
Seven Of Nine Swamp Thing 855.722   Aviator First Class
Sidekick Doctor Love 0  
Skunk Star Hustler 1003.59   Petty Officer Third Class
Snow Ez Raider 0  
Stogie Wingnut 566.646   Aviator
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 261.43   Aviator
Treekiller Lust 273.167   Aviator
Tyrian Bieber Fever 283.711   Aviator
vomit Famine 293.665   Aviator
Wombat Bonnie & Clyde 323.718   Aviator
XXIII D.B. Cooper 0  
yt Secret Asian SCULly 297.427   Aviator
Zappa Ooh La La 216.371   Pilot
ZyGoat Anger 184.568   Pilot
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Leotard
Gate Attendant Seven Of Nine
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator yt
Tailgunner Treekiller
Com-Sat 1 DreadFlint
Tool Bag Fang
Flat Bag Zappa
Medi Bag danimal
Wookiee Bag dogi
Ambassador Sidekick
Chalk Bag Stogie
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock Tyrian
Life Support 1 DrClaw
Life Support 2 Leotard
Life Support 3 Threespeed
Damage Control Threespeed
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Reporter BaneThunderwolf
Cleaner hackworth
Compressor Wrangler hackworth
Filmer hackworth

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 33 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationThe last dirty snowbank in the greater Boston starcluster
Light Years13.113
G-Well Activity1.248
Technical Rating1.462