Status: Damaged

USB Spooky Pirate

It glows in the dark: what more could you want?

Inspired by a childhood game of Vomit's that involved a glow-in-the-dark pirate skeleton and injuries. The game goes like this:

  1. Get the Spooky Pirate Captain Crunch Toy super glowy by holding it right next to an incandescent light bulb for like a minute.

  2. Count to three and turn off the lights.

  3. Throw it in some random direction

  4. Get it before your sibling gets it by ANY MEANS NECESSARY

  5. (optional) Trip over random furniture and pets on route to said SPOOKY PIRATE

This used to be nothing but a Murray Firecat, but Skunk bartered with Apeman and Crazy Dan, who traded some Raleigh Chopper parts for the sweet glow-in-the dark powder coat.


Light Years2551.789
Thrust Rating6.044
Handling Rating2.114
Difficulty Rating6.041
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeMurray Firecat
Chief EngineerSkunk
Christened on2000.09.23
LocationFort Tyler
Navi Retro
Primary RetroCoaster


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