Status: Success


SCULimpics Day Games 2000

Mission Objectives

compete in multiple events
interview with Boston Phoenix
Don't get kicked out by STs

Mission Summary

The day games were wrought with injuries. We started with Skid which was on sandy pavement and took its first victim in Sprout. Skunk took gold with a 90ft 4 in skid. We then partiicipated in donut race where NoWay showed his fast swallowing abilities. Donut race was followed by riding Caddyack through a slalom course, designed to see who could keep down their donut molecules. The fourth event: Jump resulted in some rather nasty injuries. Several pilots decided to try the jump for the first time. They failed to understand the idea of pulling up on the handlebars. Shady had a nasty injury which caused him to have to need transport to a tissue rejuvenation center. Flama displayed the most alarming crash in history landing on his head! Luckily he was ok.
Events resumed including the frame toss of the heaviest frame we could get our hands on. Drillbit had an impressive toss and set a new bar but both Waltor and Flasher managed to surpass. Finally we had a ghost ride of the same beat up frame. We then beat the frame into full submission The fleet then headed to the fort to prepare for night games.

A full article from the phoenix was written about this event and includes pictures available here starting on page 5:

Gold: Skunk 90 ft, 4in
(remaining results were not recorded)

Gold: NoWay: 0:57
Silver: Smash: 1:27
Bronze: Maggot2: 1:28

Gold: TwistedMike - 39.22 seconds
Silver: Gropo - 41.40 seconds
Bronze: MoneyShot - 41.72 seconds

Gold: Sarge (who managed to stay on his ship)
Silver: ILLEGIBLE (this record has been lost to poor handwriting and sweat)
Bronze: Shady (despite his injury!)

Frame toss
Gold: Flasher - 26'10"
Silver: WalTor - 24'10"
Bronze: DrillBit - 24'0"

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Brat Blue Moon 43.5433   Aviator First Class
Dead By Dawn Transport 28.0116  
Diva WhiteTrash 199.354  
Drillbit Heart Attack Man 60.9375   Aviator First Class
Flama Pestilence 74.8281   Aviator
Flasher Caddy Yack 139.984  
Gropo Skylab 158.504  
Jenerator Chrome Pony (Bombardier) 129.992   Master Chief Petty Officer
Maddog Sloth 47.9612  
MegaTron Street Sweeper 86.0428  
MoneyShot Fire 149.924   Lieutenant
Mucus Gorm Claiomh 163.968  
Natty Gann Greed 136.385   Commander
NoWay Darkendank 87.1755  
RockStar Voltar 48.5966  
Sarge Water 60.4883  
Scum Spooky Pirate 133.119   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Shady SIH 100.141   Ensign
Skunk Catastrophe 440.174  
Smash Trez Bonz 84.2083   Captain
Sparky Will Stutley 140.57  
Sprout Chrome Pony 134.915   Petty Officer Second Class
vomit Circus Peanut 92.8899  
WalTor Singularity 144.616  
Zeus Hog 152.076  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner Diva
Still Cam Soul Sucka
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Reporter Diva

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 25 pilots
OriginFort Berkeley
Destinationsculympics day and night
Light Years8.730
G-Well Activity1.404
Technical Rating2.801