Status: Away

FPS WhiteTrash

This ship was built for the short-legged pilot. It's hull weighs rougjhly 50 pounds and has withstood multiple derbies and a donut race without damage. The ship has attitudeā€¦and I'm not just referring to its hip and sporty appearance. Rather it enjoys tangling handlebars and pedals with other ships, offers squirrely handling, and has a temper. Fall of 2001 the ship was stolen in front of Fort Berkeley at 3am. However upon encountering a hill on the wheelie happy beast, the thief discarded White Trash a mere 1/4 mile away. It was left on the curbside where WalTor, looking for the ship, twice passed it thinking it was trash. And thus, White Trash lived up to its name.


Light Years350.72
Thrust Rating4.967
Handling Rating5.141
Difficulty Rating5.938
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull Type
Chief EngineerDiva
OriginDeep subspace of the New Hampshire Galaxy
Christened on2000.06.03
Navi RetroCoaster
Primary Retro


2002.10.19   Take The Canoli Diva
2002.04.06   Alphamission 02 Diva
2001.08.25   Catostrophic Failure Diva
2001.08.18   SCULimpics 2001 Games Diva
2001.07.21   FlamingGlobe Diva
2001.07.14   Narrow Passage Diva
2001.07.07   WalTor Day Diva
2001.06.24   Square Ride Diva
2001.06.16   Party At Franks Diva
2001.06.09   Moon Over Aborertum Diva
2001.05.26   The Naughty MIT Policeman Taught Us A New Word Diva
2001.05.12   Shake Yer Booty Diva
2001.05.05   Suicide Mission Diva
2001.04.28   Get Lost Diva
2001.04.21   Beep Beep Beep Whooo! Diva
2000.10.29   Hallowheels 20 Diva
2000.10.21   Life Day 20 Diva
2000.10.14   Moon Over Arboretum Diva
2000.10.09   SCULimpics Night Games 20 Diva
2000.10.07   SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Diva
2000.09.24   Where The Wind Blows Diva
2000.09.09   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Diva
2000.09.06   Logan Express Diva
2000.09.03   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Diva
2000.09.02   Constellation Hop Diva
2000.08.19   Two Hundred Scale Miles Per Hour Diva
2000.08.12   It Was Working When We Left Diva
2000.07.15   Slummerville Diva
2000.06.04   Siege The Castle Diva