Status: Success


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Mission Objectives

get high fives
hit several constellations
ride on both sides of the Charles

Mission Summary

Pre-Mission Activities:

Two maggots were recruited into SCUL,
SpeedMetal and Smasher (not to be confused
with Smash). There was one christening,
SDV Groovlactica - the third and final ship in
the Trilogy of Funk, which quickly gained a
reputation as the funkiest ship in the fleet.

The Mission:

Having decided against the annual Marco Polo
ride, the fleet set out from Ft. Berkeley
towards the Davis constellation. Stopping at
Grendel's Fort for batteries and to eject
space molecules, we learned of his plight
fighting a space alien. After sympathizing for
a bit, the fleet headed toward the Harvard and
Central constellations, where we received an absurd
number of high fives.

Crossing the Charles nebula, the fleet
proceeded down the Commonwealth Starpath. An
overburdened space transport full of civilians
took note of the fleet and offered verbal

An overburdened transport (this picture has been lost to subspace gods)

The fleet stopped to derby in a parking lot,
where some spectators gathered.
ViciousSquirrel cut his derby teeth by quickly
dispatching most of the fleet in seconds. In
the second derby, Maddog suffered a core
meltdown and had to be towed to the sidelines
by spacewalking medics.

The fleet decided to call it a night, and
headed back to Ft. Berkeley, stopping at a
Luna 7-11 fuel center along the way.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Diva WhiteTrash 187.574   Aviator First Class
Gropo Abandon All Hope 279.603   Senior Chief Petty Officer
LoJack Pestilence 114.107   Petty Officer Second Class
Maddog George Dilboy 80.8662   Petty Officer Third Class
MegaSeth Groovlactica 239.009   Petty Officer Third Class
NoWay Annihilation 251.729   Senior Chief Petty Officer
RockStar Ooh La La 108.183   Petty Officer Third Class
Skunk Catastrophe 536.332   Lieutenant Commander
Smasher Devastation 92.8681   Aviator
Sparky War 140.89   Chief Petty Officer
Speed Metal Spooky Pirate 196.582   Aviator First Class
ViciousSquirrel Centvrion 142.537   Petty Officer Second Class
vomit Famine 119.009   Petty Officer Second Class
WalTor Singularity 217.305   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner Diva
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Reporter Gropo

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 14 pilots
OriginFort Berkeley
DestinationCommonwealth Starpath
Light Years13.300
G-Well Activity2.893
Technical Rating3.100