Pilot Date2000.04.01
Total Light Years956.00

Every gang needs a Sparky, and every Sparky needs a gang. This guy will get naked at the slightest provocation, especially in the public gardens. Inventor of 'the Sparky maneuver', in which you have five or six beers, ride down a hill, place your chest on the handlebars, place your legs on the rack, and proceed to the nearest curb, ejecting yourself thusly to the nearest bloody lip. Owner of one of the
niftiest biker jackets.


Tool Bag50
Medi Bag22


MRC Basic
Fort Maintenance


Hosted BySkunk
Pilot Date2000.04.01

Pilots Hosted: 7

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2006.09.23 MAD We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling Will Stutley
2006.07.29 MAD Subconscious Party Will Stutley
2006.07.08 MAD Waltor Day 2006 D.B. Cooper
2006.05.06 MAD Alphamission 06 D.B. Cooper
2005.09.24 MAD Isla Castilia D.B. Cooper
2005.07.23 MAD Megaseth Day D.B. Cooper
2004.07.31 MAD Tour De Nosepicker D.B. Cooper
2004.06.19 MAD I Dunno (vomit day) War
2004.05.15 MAD Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque D.B. Cooper
2004.05.01 MAD ShortAnd Sweet D.B. Cooper
2004.04.17 MAD Stop N Chop D.B. Cooper
2004.04.10 MAD Beta Ride D.B. Cooper
2004.04.03 MAD Alphamission 04 D.B. Cooper
2003.10.11 MAD Pump Up The Volume D.B. Cooper
2003.10.04 MAD Skunk Day 03 Will Stutley
2003.09.20 MAD Arbor Mayhem D.B. Cooper
2003.08.16 MAD NoWay Day A-OK D.B. Cooper
2003.08.09 MAD Large Melon SIH
2003.08.02 MAD Storm The Castle D.B. Cooper
2003.06.28 MAD Take The Plunge Will Stutley
2003.06.14 MAD Double Distress Call D.B. Cooper
2003.05.17 MAD Crack Day 2003 D.B. Cooper
2003.04.05 MAD AlphaMission Ez Raider
2002.10.05 MAD Skunk Day Observed D.B. Cooper
2002.08.03 MAD Full Moon-ing Circus Peanut
2002.07.20 MAD Wharf Rat D.B. Cooper
2002.07.13 MAD The Quickenin' D.B. Cooper
2002.06.22 MAD Super Lame-o Bailout War
2002.06.01 MAD SCUL Day 2002 D.B. Cooper
2002.05.25 MAD No Mo Negi Jiggi Mojo D.B. Cooper
2002.05.11 MAD Shakes Rattle & Roll Bonnie & Clyde
2002.04.20 MAD Fresh Pond Chat D.B. Cooper
2002.04.13 MAD 5000 Mile Mark Will Stutley
2002.04.06 MAD Alphamission 02 D.B. Cooper
2001.10.06 MAD El Cien Loco D.B. Cooper
2001.09.29 MAD Storytime D.B. Cooper
2001.09.08 MAD Skylab Splashdown Pale Horse
2001.08.11 MAD Film Noir Will Stutley
2001.07.07 MAD WalTor Day Devastation
2001.06.24 MAD Square Ride Bonnie & Clyde
2001.05.12 MAD Shake Yer Booty Will Stutley
2001.05.05 MAD Suicide Mission Will Stutley
2001.04.21 MAD Beep Beep Beep Whooo! War
2001.04.14 MAD Constant Groovin' Will Stutley
2001.04.07 MAD Aplhamission 21 Will Stutley
2000.10.29 MAD Hallowheels 20 Will Stutley
2000.10.14 MAD Moon Over Arboretum Will Stutley
2000.10.09 MAD SCULimpics Night Games 20 Will Stutley
2000.10.07 MAD SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Will Stutley
2000.10.01 MAD Close-Up And Personal Will Stutley
2000.09.24 MAD Where The Wind Blows Will Stutley
2000.08.19 MAD Two Hundred Scale Miles Per Hour Will Stutley
2000.08.12 MAD It Was Working When We Left Trez Bonz
2000.08.06 MAD Mindy Milky Will Stutley
2000.06.10 MAD DBD BBQ Will Stutley
2000.06.04 MAD Siege The Castle War
2000.05.20 MAD 19 Pilots Will Stutley
2000.04.24 MAD Diplosplat Will Stutley
2000.04.16 MAD Fudley Dudley Will Stutley
2000.04.09 MAD Proving Ground Will Stutley
2000.04.01 MAD April Fools Will Stutley