Status: Negi

USB Devastation

Once upon a time USB Devastation was not to be flown by any pilot who refused to wear a trash-picked feather boa. But it was getting gross and people were getting sick, so we put it back where we found it.

The name 'Devastation' was for the devastating paint job by SCUL pilot Crack, who was practicing to be a painter at Independent Fabrication, and was given painter's choice by Skunk. She chose blaaaaaaaaack.

Alas this space and starpilots alike have not been kind to this ship, and it has been scarred, beaten, and out of service for many seasons, and it is uncertain it will ever see the stars again.


Light Years2070.238
Thrust Rating6.901
Handling Rating7.767
Difficulty Rating2.894
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypePretty Pretty Curvy Hull
Chief EngineerSkunk
Christened on2000.10.28
LocationFort Tyler
Navi Retro
Primary RetroCoaster


2012.05.26   I Don't Want To Grow Up Kpafun
2012.05.12   Word To Your Mother! Kpafun
2012.05.05   Super Mooning Kpafun
2012.04.21   Tea and Grackle WildKat
2012.04.14   Saturn in Opposition Instigator
2011.10.29   I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels hackworth
2011.10.22   Bells Angels WildKat
2011.09.10   Century Bendicorium Quo SCULibum Non Sit hackworth
2011.09.03   Movie Night and Bicycle Alchemy Shakes
2011.08.20   8-bit Seal Cruft metoikos
2011.08.13   Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Shakes
2011.07.23   Gong Swimmin' Killabetes
2011.07.16   Bach in the USSR (boretum) Spark
2011.07.09   Asylum Reboot Torch
2011.04.16   To The Finish Bendy
2011.04.09   Repo Men Bendy
2010.09.25   Ground Pounder ZyGoat
2010.07.03   Exquisite Corpsicle Bendy
2010.04.10   Blue Angels in a Ho-down Kpafun
2009.10.10   Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Buckminister
2009.07.11   Curse of the Crone hackworth
2009.04.25   Space, the Final Funtier ld50
2009.04.04   Aplhamission eHawk
2008.10.25   Radiation Schmadiation eHawk
2008.10.11   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk eHawk
2008.10.04   Skunk Day eHawk
2008.09.20   Dont Tell Mom II - Electric Boogaloo eHawk
2008.09.13   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) eHawk
2008.06.14   Kick It Like Vomit eHawk
2008.05.24   Space Truckin' BaneThunderwolf
2008.05.17   Bicycle Boogie eHawk
2008.05.10   Mixtape Kamikaze
2008.05.02   S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride eHawk
2008.04.26   Merit Badge eHawk
2008.04.12   Get Everyone Lathed eHawk
2007.10.20   Ah, Go Fly a Kite! eHawk
2007.10.13   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! eHawk
2007.10.06   Skunk Day Honkfest eHawk
2007.07.21   SCULimpics 2007 eHawk
2007.06.02   SCUL Day 2007 Pretzel
2007.04.28   Ollie Ollie Oxen Free eHawk
2006.10.21   Whistle While You Twerk eHawk
2006.10.14   80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) eHawk
2006.10.07   Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Masokist
2006.09.16   Big Trouble In Little China eHawk
2005.10.01   OctoberTest Sweetums
2005.09.10   Moose Day Celebrated Dreamer
2005.09.03   Somethin or other Crumpet
2005.08.26   Operation Super Posi Sweetums
2005.08.20   Egg Toss Crumpet
2005.08.13   No NoWay Day Crumpet
2005.07.30   NamelessDay: Local Defense System Crumpet
2005.07.16   Post SCULimpics Sweetums
2005.07.02   WalTor Day (2005) Treehugger
2005.06.25   LowKey Crumpet
2005.06.18   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Numbers
2005.06.11   Hot and Moist Hapto
2005.06.04   SCUL Day 2005 Hapto
2005.05.28   Full Metal Jackets (R0twang Day) PainBunny
2005.04.23   Radiation Overload Hapto
2005.04.16   Mega Seth a liscous Captain Underpants
2005.04.02   Aplamission 05 Captain Underpants
2004.10.30   Hallowheels 2004 (Omegamission) Tight Pants
2004.10.23   Recurse The 'Verse Oppo
2004.10.16   Jump Start Drunkle
2004.10.09   Skunk Day 04 Luna Kahuna
2004.08.28   Picnic Basket (Moose Day) Babyshoot
2004.07.31   Tour De Nosepicker Tarantula
2004.07.18   I Can't Believe It's Not Hu-man Tarantula
2004.07.10   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Dirt
2004.07.03   Poisoning Pigeons In The Park? Sweetums
2004.06.26   FireFlies Chartreuse
2004.06.12   Studio 53 Phooka
2004.05.15   Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Phooka
2004.05.08   Derby Durby Derbie TorqueBox
2004.04.24   Oppo Oppo Onath
2004.04.17   Stop N Chop Natas
2004.04.10   Beta Ride Phooka
2004.04.03   Alphamission 04 Trogdor
2003.11.01   Hallowheels 03 Crocodile
2003.10.25   As Seen On TV Hoseclamp
2003.10.18   Tour De Ville Phooka
2003.10.11   Pump Up The Volume Ruckus
2003.10.04   Skunk Day 03 Ruckus
2003.09.27   SCULimpics 2003 Monkeyboy
2003.09.20   Arbor Mayhem ShotClock
2003.09.13   Port Foint Monkeyboy
2003.09.06   Breaking Headlines Trackstar
2003.08.16   NoWay Day A-OK Lefty Lucy
2003.08.09   Large Melon Evil Twin
2003.08.02   Storm The Castle Evil Twin
2003.07.19   Inmates Run The Asylum Rotwang
2003.07.12   Happy Fun Times Bike Club Threespeed
2003.07.05   Waltor Day 2003 Baby Crumbles
2003.05.31   Double Clutchin' Diesel Drenchin' pywaket
2003.05.24   The Best Little Warehouse In Fenway moose
2003.05.10   Get Outta Town Smasher
2002.11.02   Hallowheels Jo Mama
2002.10.26   Last Dance grendel
2002.10.12   Radiation Control grendel
2002.10.05   Skunk Day Observed grendel
2002.09.28   SCULimpics 2002 grendel
2002.09.21   Massive Entropy Denial grendel
2002.09.14   Stickem Up grendel
2002.09.07   Hangin Tough RockStar
2002.08.10   Castle Island Asher
2002.08.03   Full Moon-ing RockStar
2002.07.06   Submersion Shakes
2002.06.29   Field Trip Scabs
2002.06.22   Super Lame-o Bailout grendel
2002.06.08   ShouldaBeenThere grendel
2002.06.01   SCUL Day 2002 MoneyShot
2002.05.11   Shakes Rattle & Roll grendel
2002.04.20   Fresh Pond Chat Professor Rhino
2002.04.13   5000 Mile Mark Cockroach
2002.04.06   Alphamission 02 Flasher
2001.10.06   El Cien Loco LoJack
2001.09.29   Storytime Turtle
2001.09.22   Dirty Dozen Danger Mouse
2001.09.08   Skylab Splashdown Clean Phil
2001.09.01   Down Mechanical Lane Speed Metal
2001.08.25   Catostrophic Failure grendel
2001.08.18   SCULimpics 2001 Games Spackle
2001.08.11   Film Noir Sister
2001.08.04   Pancreatic Cramitore Diva
2001.07.28   Jamaica Pain LoJack
2001.07.21   FlamingGlobe Odie
2001.07.14   Narrow Passage MegaTron
2001.07.07   WalTor Day Sparky
2001.07.01   Super Heavy Radiation PigPen
2001.06.24   Square Ride LoJack
2001.06.09   Moon Over Aborertum Fex
2001.06.02   Mmmm... Ice Cream Rumblefish
2001.04.28   Get Lost RockStar
2001.04.21   Beep Beep Beep Whooo! Smasher
2001.04.14   Constant Groovin' Shakes
2001.04.07   Aplhamission 21 Gropo
2000.10.29   Hallowheels 20 MegaTron