Status: Success


Constant Groovin'

Mission Objectives

check out the USS constitution

Mission Summary

Pre-Mission Activities:
Two new recruits, ViciousSquirrel
and Shakes were introduced to the fleet.
Maddog took a quick nap.

The Mission:

The fleet set out from Ft. Berkeley, taking a direct course for the Charlestown System and the space-docked U.S.S. Constitution. Stopping at the Constitution, the fleet considered the option of derbying in place or traveling to a less conspicuous location. The latter was decided as the best course of action. The fleet then discovered a narrow zone surrounded on 3 sides by grey matter. This zone proved to be a formidable geometry for the dogfight derby, due to the threat of potential consumption by grey matter beasts.
En route to this zone, members of the fleet were asked by spacewalking civilians whether we were Americans. Derby was interesting due to a number of factors, including the location (a spacedock affording a limited amount of room), and the maggot Shakes, who proved to be an able pilot. The first derby was won in a scrape by Skunk. The second derby was won by MoneyShot, who had won in this location the previous stardate.

Rockstar on the prowl (this image has bene lost to subspace gods)

Following the derbys, and a long brisk journey
through the Cambridge system, the majority of
the fleet headed to a gathering of jovial
spacemonkies at spit's cantina... High
spirited lordosisdance ensued.
The maggot now known as ViciousSquirrel was
quite excited by the fact that the cantina
proprietors had erected a 6-foot banner
commemorating his namesake

MoneyShot "Shakes His Thang" (this image has been lost to subspace gods)

Spit hails the fleet (this image has been lost to subspace gods)

After the liveliness, the fleet headed back to
base, stopping for an inevitable thruster
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Dead By Dawn Durty Basturd 202.216   Petty Officer First Class
grendel Centvrion 80.8191   Aviator
Gropo Sky King 305.369   Petty Officer Second Class
LoJack War 124.049   Aviator First Class
Maddog George Dilboy 70.463   Aviator First Class
MoneyShot Silence 51.5798   Aviator First Class
Monkeyboy Famine 102.945   Petty Officer Second Class
Mucus Gorm Claiomh 209.521   Petty Officer First Class
Natty Gann Sloth 62.5522  
NoWay Annihilation 219.046   Petty Officer First Class
RockStar Voltar 63.6403   Aviator First Class
Shakes Devastation 81.0517   Aviator
Skunk Catastrophe 549.728   Ensign
Smash Tragedy 73.6694   Aviator First Class
Sparky Will Stutley 186.836   Petty Officer Second Class
ViciousSquirrel Greed 178.178   Aviator First Class
vomit Pestilence 123.896   Petty Officer Third Class
WalTor Singularity 190.94   Petty Officer First Class
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner Diva
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Debriefer Diva
Mission Reporter Gropo

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 18 pilots
OriginFort Berkeley
DestinationU.S.S. Constitution Space Dock
Light Years11.270
G-Well Activity2.870
Technical Rating3.102