Status: Success


Radiation Overload

Mission Objectives

avoid melting like sugar should the radiation unleash

Mission Summary

Sweet sweet summer humidity…. Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink. Not a maggot to be seen, One sexy ship christened (Sleipnir) the Porno Squad way, which lead to Nosepicker getting a dooobleh flat within the first 20 minutes of the mission…. Which then lead to his self-inflicted punishment of having to ride Jumbo Shrimp (See that grimace of sheer glee? Yeah, that was pain) Sexy, sexy pilots got a lil' bit frisky and nibbled (ok, downright bit (hard)) wrestled and swung and posed round about the seekrit spots in the wildes in various states of nekkidness. I am pleased to report that there was some semi nekkid, semi derbying, and other trecherous chasing sans spacesuits) Mucho fun was had, and we even got to hang outside the Luna 7-11 like Silent Bob… (ok, less silent - apparently there was some guys talkin' trash about their 40,000 car, comparing themselves to our priceless choppers and our (clearly) superior groove) Little did they know our mad skillz of formations.
And lest we forget, despite the mission title there was nary a drop (ok, ok, a few drops, probably, maybe) of radiation.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Appleseed Chrome Pony 383.503   Lieutenant Junior Grade
beezwax Chrome Pony (Bombardier) 790.69   Ensign
Blipblipbeep Sloth 186.656   Ensign
Evil Twin Sleipnir 357.463   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Hapto Devastation 1106.03   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Mittens Greed 291.265   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Mosquito Abandon All Hope 403.365   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Nameless Annihilation 400.9   Lieutenant Commander
Nosepicker Ultra Super Mega Kill Bike 429.455   Lieutenant
Onath Catastrophe 747.635  
Oppo War 335.046   Commander
PainBunny Pale Horse 563.964   Lieutenant
Rotwang Holy Molar 359.786   Ensign
Samurai George Dilboy 227.417   Lieutenant
Scurvy Hip 2 Elbow 263.14   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Skunk Skylab 906.235   Commodore
Slug Doctor Love 343.743   Petty Officer Second Class
Snarly Mjollnir 451.234   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Spooky Delirium 955.632   Commander
Sweetums Spooky Pirate 280.777   Ensign
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Skunk
Navigator Skunk
Tailgunner PainBunny
Tool Bag Spooky
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Reporter Rotwang
Filmer PainBunny

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 20 pilots
OriginFort Summer
Destinationseekrit wildes
Light Years13.850
G-Well Activity3.100
Technical Rating3.700