Status: Destroyed

USB Skylab

One of the most loved HARVs in the fleet, Skylab causes fear amongst the mortals below. Some of our favorite memories are the rear cog shearing off and watching Gropo man SKP Bonnie & Clyde for the rest of the long mission (SCUL day 2002). Another Skylab memory involves Gropo getting sucked into a radiation pool at the Public Gardens of the Boston System (SkyLabSplashDown 2001). The most recent fun time memory is Monyshot's recent navigator duties on Skylab. We frequently had to remind him that he cannot go in front of himself or be fined 50 points.

In recent years, Skylab fell on harder times, developing several irreparable structural issues. In one of its last missions ever, Skylab had the unfortunate distinction of producing the only mechanical on all of Century 2012 — less than two light years from the landing pad! Sadly, Skylab was decommissioned on the afternoon of SCUL Day 2013, its mighty fork salvaged to become the foundation around which its eventual successor will be built.

Theme song: The Trip-Roni Size Remix by Skylab (picked by Sadie Blake)


Light Years3295.091
Thrust Rating8.89
Handling Rating2.34
Difficulty Rating7.76
Max Warp7

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeSchwinn Varsity and Other Miscellany
Chief EngineerSkunk
Christened on2000.07.22
LocationFort Tyler
Navi RetroSide-pull Caliper
Primary RetroDisc


2012.11.03   Novemberiffic Omegamission BaneThunderwolf
2012.10.13   Century 2012 BaneThunderwolf
2012.10.06   Skunk Day 2012 BaneThunderwolf
2012.09.29   Chasing The Stars With The Starchasers beezwax
2012.09.22   Where Is Wombat? beezwax
2012.09.15   Project MUM BaneThunderwolf
2012.09.01   Night of the Living U-Hauls BaneThunderwolf
2012.08.25   For Tinman BaneThunderwolf
2012.08.18   Flight of the Bumblebee BaneThunderwolf
2012.08.11   Shabadoonicorn BaneThunderwolf
2012.07.28   Poseidon's Pimple BaneThunderwolf
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? DrClaw
2012.04.14   Saturn in Opposition BaneThunderwolf
2012.04.07   Cranktabulous Alphamission! BaneThunderwolf
2011.10.22   Bells Angels bitwise
2011.08.20   8-bit Seal Cruft BaneThunderwolf
2011.07.09   Asylum Reboot eXceSs
2011.07.02   Wild Goose Chase Plasmonster
2011.06.25   Turn It Up WolfHawk
2011.06.04   SCULimpics 2011 eXceSs
2011.05.28   Picnic By The Sea BaneThunderwolf
2011.05.14   Cold Fusion Reactor eXceSs
2011.04.30   Let Them Eat Cake Plasmonster
2011.04.16   To The Finish Sadie Blake
2011.04.09   Repo Men eXceSs
2011.04.02   Alphamission Episode 2011 Wombat
2010.08.28   Hammer and Tongs pywaket
2010.08.14   Farmworth: Intergalactic! pywaket
2010.07.24   Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Sadie Blake
2010.07.17   OMGPWNIES pywaket
2010.07.10   Heavy Nebula Immersion Dozer
2010.07.03   Exquisite Corpsicle pywaket
2010.05.29   Gelatinous Cube pywaket
2010.05.22   Secret Places Gonzo
2010.05.01   Articular Matters pywaket
2010.04.17   From the Death Star(t) to the Finish magneato
2010.04.10   Blue Angels in a Ho-down pywaket
2010.04.02   Alpha-haha-mission 2010 pywaket
2009.10.31   Hallowheels 2009 Plasmonster
2009.10.17   No Dis-integration Axeman
2009.10.03   Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 pywaket
2009.09.12   Puddle Jumpers magneato
2009.09.05   Stormin' the Castle Gonzo
2009.08.22   Nitrogen Poop Monkey pywaket
2009.08.08   Toast to Toast Century pywaket
2009.07.18   Peeecamatic: Pechanical Dozer
2009.07.11   Curse of the Crone pywaket
2009.06.20   Wounded Bird pywaket
2009.05.23   Beach 'n' Heat ld50
2009.05.16   Fro00oot L0o0ops pywaket
2009.05.02   Art Like a Fart pywaket
2009.04.25   Space, the Final Funtier pywaket
2009.04.04   Aplhamission magneato
2008.10.18   Downtown Dr HeadCrash
2008.09.27   What, Radiation Again? pywaket
2008.09.20   Dont Tell Mom II - Electric Boogaloo BaneThunderwolf
2008.09.13   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) pywaket
2008.08.30   13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? SayAgain
2008.08.23   Dance & Derby Dr HeadCrash
2008.08.16   Friendly Fire Leotard
2008.08.09   SCULimpics ld50
2008.08.02   Lost Boys Dr HeadCrash
2008.07.19   So Hot My Mission Name Melted Kamikaze
2008.07.12   Balls in Spaaaaaaace pywaket
2008.07.05   Waltor Day Carnival pywaket
2008.06.28   S'more In Store magneato
2008.06.21   Submersive Choppah Underwater League Dr HeadCrash
2008.06.14   Kick It Like Vomit magneato
2008.06.07   SCUL Day 2008 pywaket
2008.05.31   Starship Safari magneato
2008.05.24   Space Truckin' magneato
2008.05.17   Bicycle Boogie pywaket
2008.05.10   Mixtape Dozer
2008.04.26   Merit Badge Dozer
2008.04.19   Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day ApeMan
2008.04.12   Get Everyone Lathed magneato
2008.04.05   AlphaMissle 08 pywaket
2007.12.31   Points We Hardly Knew Ye pywaket
2007.12.24   Santa Rode a Tallbike pywaket
2007.10.27   Omegamission pywaket
2007.10.20   Ah, Go Fly a Kite! pywaket
2007.10.13   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! magneato
2007.09.29   Walking the Party Line pywaket
2007.08.11   Who's Got Tool Bag? [Diva Day] AceHole
2007.08.04   Radiation Treatment AceHole
2007.07.28   Hapto Day pywaket
2007.07.21   SCULimpics 2007 pywaket
2007.07.15   WalTor Day Leotard
2007.07.01   Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! pywaket
2007.06.23   Fresh (Pond) Air dillweed
2007.06.15   Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] Rotwang
2007.06.02   SCUL Day 2007 Dozer
2007.05.26   Rotwang Day Dozer
2007.04.21   Down By The Old Mill Stream... pywaket
2007.04.21   OMG BBQ Crispy Ravers pywaket
2007.04.14   Suburban White Boy Lament [MegaSeth Day] pywaket
2007.04.07   ALPHA 007 pywaket
2006.10.21   Whistle While You Twerk pywaket
2006.10.14   80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) AceHole
2006.08.06   Design Skwad pywaket
2006.08.05   Swing Set (Diva Day) Rotwang
2006.07.29   Subconscious Party Triumphus
2006.07.16   SCULimpics De-Briefing pywaket
2006.07.15   SCULimpics 2006 AceHole
2006.07.08   Waltor Day 2006 pywaket
2006.07.01   First of July Spooky
2006.06.17   Vomit Day2006 Spooky
2006.06.10   Rumble In Somerville AceHole
2006.05.27   Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) pywaket
2006.05.20   Crack Day Of Awesome Pengo
2006.05.06   Alphamission 06 Brewer
2005.10.30   Hallowheels05 Skunk
2005.09.03   Somethin or other Pengo
2005.08.26   Operation Super Posi Pengo
2005.08.20   Egg Toss Brewer
2005.08.13   No NoWay Day Snarly
2005.07.30   NamelessDay: Local Defense System Pengo
2005.07.23   Megaseth Day Onath
2005.07.16   Post SCULimpics Nosepicker
2005.07.02   WalTor Day (2005) Snarly
2005.06.25   LowKey Snarly
2005.06.11   Hot and Moist Brewer
2005.06.04   SCUL Day 2005 pywaket
2005.05.14   Stoodio53 Wrench
2005.04.30   Nothing But Strong Rotwang
2005.04.23   Radiation Overload Skunk
2005.04.02   Aplamission 05 Tarantula
2004.10.30   Hallowheels 2004 (Omegamission) Rotwang
2004.10.23   Recurse The 'Verse Nosepicker
2004.09.05   Southern Exposure (Century 04) Nosepicker
2004.08.28   Picnic Basket (Moose Day) Nosepicker
2004.08.07   Booty Camp pywaket
2004.07.31   Tour De Nosepicker Nosepicker
2004.07.24   Naked Keg Party Rotwang
2004.07.17   SCULimpics 2004 Zappa
2004.07.10   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Nosepicker
2004.06.26   FireFlies Nosepicker
2004.06.20   LoveTrain pywaket
2004.06.19   I Dunno (vomit day) Monkeyboy
2004.06.12   Studio 53 Nosepicker
2004.06.05   SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Rotwang
2004.05.29   Wherever The Wind Blows Nosepicker
2004.05.22   Howdy Partner (Rotwang Day) Nosepicker
2004.05.08   Derby Durby Derbie Nosepicker
2004.04.03   Alphamission 04 beezwax
2003.09.06   Breaking Headlines beezwax
2003.08.23   Don't Tell Mom TorqueBox
2003.08.16   NoWay Day A-OK Monkeyboy
2003.08.09   Large Melon Monkeyboy
2003.08.02   Storm The Castle Nameless
2003.07.26   Two Miles Per Hour Monkeyboy
2003.07.19   Inmates Run The Asylum Monkeyboy
2003.07.12   Happy Fun Times Bike Club Monkeyboy
2003.07.05   Waltor Day 2003 pywaket
2003.06.28   Take The Plunge MoneyShot
2003.06.21   Vomit Day 03 MoneyShot
2003.06.14   Double Distress Call LoJack
2003.05.17   Crack Day 2003 Monkeyboy
2003.05.10   Get Outta Town Giraffe
2003.05.03   Back In The Saddle Monkeyboy
2003.04.19   MegaSeth Day LoJack
2003.04.12   SloMoBetaMission Monkeyboy
2002.11.02   Hallowheels Monkeyboy
2002.10.26   Last Dance Vegetable
2002.10.19   Take The Canoli Giraffe
2002.10.12   Radiation Control LoJack
2002.10.05   Skunk Day Observed Monkeyboy
2002.09.28   SCULimpics 2002 NoWay
2002.09.21   Massive Entropy Denial Vegetable
2002.09.14   Stickem Up Giraffe
2002.09.07   Hangin Tough Monkeyboy
2002.08.17   NoWay Day 2002 Monkeyboy
2002.08.04   Intergalaxative Rode Onland Return Giraffe
2002.08.02   Intergalaxative Rode Onland Giraffe
2002.07.06   Submersion Giraffe
2002.04.13   5000 Mile Mark NoWay
2001.10.13   Skunk Day Observed Salad Bin Rotten
2001.10.06   El Cien Loco NoWay
2001.09.08   Skylab Splashdown Gropo
2001.09.01   Down Mechanical Lane LoJack
2001.08.11   Film Noir MRI
2001.08.04   Pancreatic Cramitore Pikachu
2001.07.28   Jamaica Pain NoWay
2001.07.21   FlamingGlobe LoJack
2001.07.14   Narrow Passage LoJack
2001.07.07   WalTor Day NoWay
2001.07.01   Super Heavy Radiation NoWay
2001.06.24   Square Ride Gossimar
2001.06.09   Moon Over Aborertum NoWay
2001.05.12   Shake Yer Booty Gropo
2001.04.28   Get Lost Gropo
2001.04.07   Aplhamission 21 Zeus
2000.10.14   Moon Over Arboretum Gropo
2000.10.09   SCULimpics Night Games 20 Gropo
2000.10.07   SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Gropo
2000.10.01   Close-Up And Personal Gropo
2000.09.06   Logan Express Gossimar
2000.07.22   Seige This Zeus
1997.10.04   IHOP Suicide Mission Skunk