Status: Success


So Hot My Mission Name Melted

Mission Objectives

*don't overheat
*radiation therapy
*consume snax

Mission Summary

It was hot.

Really hot.

Really really hot.

So we went swimming. Pilots submerged in the primordial ooze and then
emerged refreshed like newborn babies being born. Or like the
evolution of man. Either way it was fun to watch. We were somewhat
harrassed by the native tentacular-green lifeforms, but all pilots
survived victorious.

Then we found a playground with more radiation treatment
opportunities. This time, it was in the form of slightly-too-strong
super sprinkler rays. Climbing on structures was accomplished. Riding
of swings was performed. Several brave pilots attempted to tame a wild
bucking bicycle-shaped vessel, but that was no bicycle. AceHole
performed a totally awesome laser light show. Pilots successfully
averted their eyes to avoid cornea burn.

Once fully radiated, the fleet headed off for snack molecules.
Nosepicker and Nameless had a spectacular crash at some point, but
that's nothing new. We arrived at the snack molecule dispensing
station to discover many beloved species of candy formerly thought to
be extinct. After a successful refueling break, we returned to base.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 131.06  
BaneThunderwolf Compliance 0  
Buckminister Sloth 216.962  
Buntjigger Sprits'l 155.921   Commodore
eHawk Rauchbier 547.274   Admiral
Frenchy El Guapo 130.709   Petty Officer Second Class
Hapto Basquiat 126.662  
Joyride Sawed Off 151.06   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Kamikaze Skylab 0  
ld50 Spooky Pirate 182.925   Aviator First Class
Leotard Summer 724.47  
moose Loki Ducker 191.829  
Nameless Yer Mom 131.06  
Nosepicker Pestilence 92.3511  
pecan Popcycle 245.367   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
pywaket Catastrophe 620.704   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Rubbish Oolong 155.006   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Samurai Heartbreaker 256.845   Lieutenant Commander
Skunk Cloudbuster 528.713  
Thalo One Night Stand 0   Pilot
Triumphus Doctor Love 208.815   Petty Officer Third Class
UglySac $2 Drafts! 143.522  
vomit Jan Brady 475.668   Vice Admiral
ZombiePhD Curb Burner 180.833   Ensign
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer pecan
Gate Attendant BaneThunderwolf
MRC Officer eHawk
Navigator vomit
Tailgunner eHawk
Tool Bag Leotard
Flat Bag Triumphus
Medi Bag Buntjigger
Ambassador Skunk
Still Cam vomit
Airlock Joyride
Recycler AceHole
Life Support 1 Skunk
Damage Control BaneThunderwolf
Mission Reporter vomit
Radio Wrangler Kamikaze
Sentry Samurai
Stillcam Downloader vomit

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 24 pilots
OriginFort Summer
Destinationradiation treatment
Light Years10.907
G-Well Activity2.172
Technical Rating2.226