Status: Posi

BRC Summer

BRC Summer is one of the most fun-to-ride ships ever created. The navigational system is made of cable, a couple of springs, and a steering wheel from a boat. The pilot sits so far in the rear of the craft that turning feels more like pivoting; the bows swings around and you just rotate in place. Brakes sold separately. A new set of wheels and other power modifications have made this ship highly popular. Micromanaging navigation on this ship will get you dumped.

BRC Summer has a long and storied history. It is one of the most unusual ships in the SCUL armada, and it makes people gape and smile wherever it goes. This page is an attempt to document its current systems and status, pilots are encouraged to add to its history.

First constructed by the legendary builder Zeus, apparently welded with lightning and boogers. Later modified by Bushido and Skunk to become the blinged-out, colorful low-rider we know and love today. Mechanical and electrical renovations by Threespeed, Leotard and Dr.Claw.

Theme song: Low Rider by War (picked by Hackworth)


Light Years2591.155
Thrust Rating1.677
Handling Rating2.134
Difficulty Rating8.888
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull Type
Chief EngineerZeus
Christened on2000.06.03
LocationFort Antwerp
Navi RetroNone
Primary RetroCoaster


2024.05.18   Boot camp Ziqqurat
2024.05.11   Reverse Art Heist Ziqqurat
2023.09.03   Dead by Dawn Snarly
2023.07.08   Ameri-can-Yeah! Ziqqurat
2023.07.01   Myspace Your TikTok Ziqqurat
2021.08.28   Nochnoy Dozor DrClaw
2021.05.22   Through The Ringer Ziqqurat
2021.05.15   Asteroid Belt Amble Ziqqurat
2019.11.02   Hallowheels 19 DrClaw
2019.10.05   Skunk Day 50 Shepherd
2019.05.25   Life Support Synthesis DrClaw
2018.11.03   Omegamission / Life Day 2018 BaneThunderwolf
2018.09.22   Fall In Line Threespeed
2018.09.08   Play it Coool: the Top Class Luxury Mission eXceSs
2017.10.07   Little Red Riding pre-HONK! Antlers
2017.09.16   Meskenas Mischief perilous
2017.08.26   By The Book Antlers
2017.08.12   Sons of Perseus Silfr
2017.07.01   SCUL Day Observed Shepherd
2017.04.29   We're Smart, We'll Figure It Out perilous
2017.04.01   I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission DrClaw
2016.08.06   A View To A Thrill Beetle Juice
2016.07.30   Lowell Folk Funkival DreadFlint
2016.05.07   Yer Mom Is So Chopped Beetle Juice
2015.09.26   Where's The Beef? Silfr
2015.06.06   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Silfr
2015.05.23   Photon Overdrive Silfr
2015.05.16   Show and Tell Silfr
2014.09.06   Radiation Worship Bushido
2014.07.26   Scrambled Egg-stravaganza Mad Hare
2014.06.21   Operation Summer-ville Wombat
2014.05.17   Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex DrClaw
2013.10.05   Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Tyrian
2013.09.07   Back 2 SCUL Threespeed
2013.08.10   Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces DreadFlint
2013.08.03   Dollar A Pound DrClaw
2013.07.20   Please Sir May I Have S'more? DrClaw
2013.06.22   Super Mooning: The Revenge Skunk
2013.04.06   Alpacamission '13 Wombat
2012.10.20   Picture Day Disco Digital Snapshot Funtime Extreme beezwax
2012.10.13   Bring Them Home beezwax
2012.09.22   Where Is Wombat? Wiggles
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? magneato
2012.07.07   Castle Jam-booor-eeee Wombat
2012.06.23   Chopra vs. Godzilla Wiggles
2012.06.09   SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? DrClaw
2012.05.26   I Don't Want To Grow Up DrClaw
2012.04.28   Voyage to Arkham Spark
2012.04.14   Saturn in Opposition DrClaw
2011.12.31   Cranks for the Memories DrClaw
2011.10.08   Skunk Day DrClaw
2011.09.03   Movie Night and Bicycle Alchemy DrClaw
2011.07.30   Fashion Show DrClaw
2011.07.02   Wild Goose Chase DrClaw
2011.06.11   Ships at Sea Leotard
2011.05.28   Picnic By The Sea DrClaw
2011.04.30   Let Them Eat Cake eXceSs
2011.04.23   Shelter From The Storm DrClaw
2010.10.23   Shiny Metals Quandary
2010.10.16   Mega Ride Wombat
2010.10.09   Skunk Day Episode 2010 Wombat
2010.08.07   Veteran Pilots Day Meets Iron Cog Day Quandary
2010.07.24   Orchestral Maneuvers in Space hackworth
2010.05.29   Gelatinous Cube Self Destruct
2010.05.22   Secret Places ld50
2010.05.08   Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation hackworth
2010.05.01   Articular Matters hackworth
2010.04.10   Blue Angels in a Ho-down Threespeed
2009.10.31   Hallowheels 2009 Zeus
2009.10.24   Pruny Hands on Film Quandary
2009.10.17   No Dis-integration Threespeed
2009.09.12   Puddle Jumpers Paisley
2009.08.29   Veteran Pilots Day Leotard
2009.08.22   Nitrogen Poop Monkey Buckminister
2009.05.23   Beach 'n' Heat magneato
2009.05.08   Live Long and Phosphor Skunk
2009.04.25   Space, the Final Funtier Snarly
2008.10.18   Downtown SayAgain
2008.10.11   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Leotard
2008.10.04   Skunk Day Buckminister
2008.09.27   What, Radiation Again? magneato
2008.08.30   13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? BaneThunderwolf
2008.08.16   Friendly Fire BaneThunderwolf
2008.08.02   Lost Boys Buckminister
2008.07.19   So Hot My Mission Name Melted Leotard
2008.06.07   SCUL Day 2008 Twitch
2008.05.31   Starship Safari Nameless
2008.05.02   S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Muon
2008.04.12   Get Everyone Lathed Axeman
2007.10.27   Omegamission Leotard
2007.10.20   Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Leotard
2007.10.13   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Rotwang
2007.08.11   Who's Got Tool Bag? [Diva Day] Schemey
2007.08.04   Radiation Treatment Leotard
2007.07.28   Hapto Day Texas
2007.07.15   WalTor Day pywaket
2007.07.01   Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Leotard
2007.05.12   Bring Your Own Fun Dozer
2007.04.28   Ollie Ollie Oxen Free Threespeed
2006.07.29   Subconscious Party Nosepicker
2006.07.16   SCULimpics De-Briefing Fly Boy
2006.07.15   SCULimpics 2006 Captain Underpants
2006.06.17   Vomit Day2006 Fly Boy
2006.05.27   Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) Rotwang
2006.05.20   Crack Day Of Awesome Rotwang
2005.10.22   Penultimate Radiation Conundrum Snarly
2005.10.01   OctoberTest Snarly
2005.09.24   Isla Castilia Appleseed
2005.09.17   Rain Rain Go Away Mosquito
2005.09.10   Moose Day Celebrated Captain Underpants
2005.09.03   Somethin or other Captain Underpants
2005.08.26   Operation Super Posi Nosepicker
2005.08.20   Egg Toss Blockhead Buri Bukh
2005.07.23   Megaseth Day Phooka
2005.07.16   Post SCULimpics Captain Underpants
2005.07.02   WalTor Day (2005) Schemey
2005.06.25   LowKey Itch
2005.06.11   Hot and Moist Schemey
2005.06.04   SCUL Day 2005 Schemey
2005.05.28   Full Metal Jackets (R0twang Day) Mosquito
2005.05.21   No Plan Threespeed
2005.04.02   Aplamission 05 MoneyShot
2004.10.23   Recurse The 'Verse Snarly
2004.10.16   Jump Start Rotwang
2004.10.09   Skunk Day 04 Threespeed
2004.09.21   Centvrion LoveII Nosepicker
2004.09.18   Broken Pickle Nosepicker
2004.09.11   College Rock Threespeed
2004.07.17   SCULimpics 2004 Phooka
2004.07.10   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Bushido
2004.06.12   Studio 53 Bushido
2004.06.05   SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Phooka
2004.05.29   Wherever The Wind Blows Threespeed
2004.05.01   ShortAnd Sweet Rotwang
2004.04.24   Oppo Oppo Bushido
2004.04.17   Stop N Chop Nameless
2004.04.10   Beta Ride Bushido
2004.04.03   Alphamission 04 Rotwang
2003.11.01   Hallowheels 03 Bushido
2003.10.18   Tour De Ville Bushido
2003.09.27   SCULimpics 2003 Asher
2003.09.20   Arbor Mayhem Bushido
2003.09.13   Port Foint Nameless
2003.09.06   Breaking Headlines Bushido
2003.08.23   Don't Tell Mom Bushido
2003.08.16   NoWay Day A-OK Nosepicker
2003.08.09   Large Melon Nosepicker
2003.08.02   Storm The Castle Nosepicker
2003.07.19   Inmates Run The Asylum Asher
2003.07.12   Happy Fun Times Bike Club Asher
2003.07.05   Waltor Day 2003 Bushido
2003.06.28   Take The Plunge Bushido
2003.06.14   Double Distress Call Bushido
2003.05.31   Double Clutchin' Diesel Drenchin' Bushido
2003.05.24   The Best Little Warehouse In Fenway Bushido
2003.05.10   Get Outta Town Bushido
2003.05.03   Back In The Saddle Bushido
2003.04.26   Come Or Go Asher
2003.04.19   MegaSeth Day Asher
2003.04.12   SloMoBetaMission Bushido
2002.10.26   Last Dance Bushido
2002.10.19   Take The Canoli Bushido
2002.10.12   Radiation Control Asher
2002.10.05   Skunk Day Observed Bushido
2002.09.28   SCULimpics 2002 Asher
2002.09.21   Massive Entropy Denial Bushido
2002.07.27   Three Hour Tour Bushido
2002.07.20   Wharf Rat Bushido
2002.07.06   Submersion Bushido
2002.06.29   Field Trip Bushido
2000.06.04   Siege The Castle Zeus
1999.12.31   Y2K Buggin Zeus