Little Red Riding pre-HONK!
Highlight of the mission : Dread Flint successfully somersaulted his ship 1.5 times. After the first somersault, the ship was clearly damaged; however, he proceeded with a second attempt, leading pilots to dispute whether he had earned a medal of valor or stupidity.
The mission failed early on as we pulled into the (Big Red Riding-) Hood Milk Bottle area. As soon as we landed, human Pastry Queen was nowhere to be seen; yet, a pumpkin spice latte was sitting smugly on her seat.
Two mechanicals occurred but were dispatched readily. Beetle Juice suffered a mehpantsical when her cuff caught in the chain of her coaster-brake ship, leaving her unable to move. Additionally, Antler's propulsion conduit failed, but the mission reporter did not directly witness the event, and witnesses did not have much to say. A source later divulged that, instead of calling a mechanical, he pushed Summer along on two feet, keeping good pace on uneven wormhole terrain.
Flying through the dense galaxy center, we encountered multiple construction crews, and we passed a dreary, sad-looking ST at his watch-post. Despite his apparent eye-rolling at the gang, Lord McFuzz was miraculously able to coax him into a high-five. Other pilots reported envy and disbelief at Lord McFuzz's display of people-skills.
We invested time to training for parades, riding around a home depot lot in an orbiting parade formation. This intense training toppled Shadow Cat, who was awarded a medal of injury for his self-perforation.
Tanager's wing-tank was jettisoned and given up for lost.
The record for most wheels belonging to a single pilot went to Dogi, with 12 wheels.