Status: Posi

PDP Schadenfreude

Your discomfort is a chopper's prime directive, hence
This ship was built for the long haul, and though squirrely at low
speeds it
is surprisingly stable at warp, just like SDV BadMotivator whhich
was the inspiration for its geometry.

The fork was fabricated from 4130 tubing and steel plate. The
bay came from a patio table. Metal was joined with brazing, gas, and MIG


Light Years2174.883
Thrust Rating6.255
Handling Rating3.601
Difficulty Rating4.889
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeColumbia Torpedo
Chief EngineerThreespeed
Christened on2004.04.03
Navi Retro
Primary Retro


2022.04.09   Hydropolis Overdrive Threespeed
2019.10.26   Border Patrol Threespeed
2019.10.12   Intercepticon Threespeed
2019.09.07   The Gang From L.A.Z.E.R. Threespeed
2019.08.11   Dawn Patrol Episode 2019 Threespeed
2019.04.20   Soggy Space Matzah Threespeed
2018.09.08   Escape from the Cape Threespeed
2018.04.28   ABC It's as Easy as Objectives 1 2 3 Threespeed
2018.04.07   Alohamission 2018 Threespeed
2017.10.07   Little Red Riding pre-HONK! Threespeed
2017.09.02   Hypno Wormhole Threespeed
2017.08.26   By The Book Threespeed
2017.07.08   Matter States Threespeed
2017.07.01   SCUL Day Observed Threespeed
2017.05.20   Eggscape To Poo Island Dead Bride
2016.10.22   Poefection Threespeed
2016.06.04   Twentieth Anniversary Fox Snarly
2016.05.28   Reach The Beach Threespeed
2016.05.14   Do The Worm Threespeed
2016.04.16   The Friendly Skies Threespeed
2016.04.02   Alfrescomission '16 Threespeed
2015.08.22   Tooth Fairy Threespeed
2015.07.11   Rat Pack Threespeed
2015.07.04   Spindependence Threespeed
2015.06.27   Yellow SCULmarine Threespeed
2015.06.20   Like Deers In Rain Threespeed
2015.06.13   Keeping up ApPEARances Threespeed
2015.06.06   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Threespeed
2015.05.30   StarBuck Rojerthat Threespeed
2015.05.16   Show and Tell Threespeed
2015.05.09   Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Threespeed
2015.05.02   String Theory Threespeed
2015.04.25   Chop Your Own Adventure Threespeed
2014.10.18   Steam Release Threespeed
2014.08.30   Balanced Diet Threespeed
2014.08.23   Aquaprincess Threespeed
2014.08.09   Mind Trip Threespeed
2014.07.26   Scrambled Egg-stravaganza Threespeed
2014.06.28   Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island) Threespeed
2014.06.14   Barely Legal Threespeed
2014.05.15   Smiling in Salem Threespeed
2014.04.12   Macular Assault Threespeed
2013.09.14   Funky Mummy Threespeed
2013.08.24   15 Minutes to Fabulous Threespeed
2012.11.03   Novemberiffic Omegamission Threespeed
2012.07.14   Aurora SCULealis Threespeed
2012.06.16   Where My Party At? Threespeed
2012.06.09   SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Threespeed
2011.10.08   Skunk Day Threespeed
2011.09.24   Longrange Badass Rendezvous Threespeed
2011.08.13   Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Threespeed
2011.07.30   Fashion Show Threespeed
2011.05.28   Picnic By The Sea Threespeed
2011.05.21   So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... Threespeed
2011.04.23   Shelter From The Storm Threespeed
2010.09.18   SCULimpics Night Games Threespeed
2010.08.28   Hammer and Tongs Threespeed
2010.08.21   Get Committed to the Asylum Threespeed
2010.07.17   OMGPWNIES Threespeed
2010.07.10   Heavy Nebula Immersion Threespeed
2010.05.22   Secret Places Threespeed
2010.04.17   From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Threespeed
2009.10.31   Hallowheels 2009 pywaket
2009.10.24   Pruny Hands on Film Threespeed
2009.10.10   Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Threespeed
2009.07.18   Peeecamatic: Pechanical eHawk
2009.05.23   Beach 'n' Heat Threespeed
2009.04.25   Space, the Final Funtier Threespeed
2008.10.11   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Threespeed
2008.05.31   Starship Safari Threespeed
2008.05.10   Mixtape Threespeed
2008.04.26   Merit Badge Threespeed
2008.04.19   Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Threespeed
2008.04.05   AlphaMissle 08 Threespeed
2007.12.24   Santa Rode a Tallbike Threespeed
2007.10.20   Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Threespeed
2007.08.10   All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 eHawk
2007.07.28   Hapto Day eHawk
2007.06.15   Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] Threespeed
2007.05.12   Bring Your Own Fun Threespeed
2006.10.14   80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) Dozer
2006.09.23   We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling Threespeed
2006.09.16   Big Trouble In Little China Threespeed
2006.09.09   Homecoming Queen Threespeed
2006.07.22   Midnight Leopard Death Squad 2006 Threespeed
2006.07.08   Waltor Day 2006 Threespeed
2006.05.06   Alphamission 06 Threespeed
2005.10.15   Radiation Scattering Threespeed
2005.10.01   OctoberTest Spooky
2005.09.24   Isla Castilia Nameless
2005.09.17   Rain Rain Go Away Threespeed
2005.09.03   Somethin or other Threespeed
2005.08.26   Operation Super Posi Threespeed
2005.07.30   NamelessDay: Local Defense System Threespeed
2005.07.23   Megaseth Day Threespeed
2005.07.16   Post SCULimpics Threespeed
2005.07.02   WalTor Day (2005) Threespeed
2005.06.25   LowKey Threespeed
2005.06.18   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Threespeed
2005.06.11   Hot and Moist Threespeed
2005.06.04   SCUL Day 2005 Threespeed
2005.05.28   Full Metal Jackets (R0twang Day) Threespeed
2005.04.16   Mega Seth a liscous Threespeed
2005.04.09   Beta Missssion 05 Threespeed
2004.10.16   Jump Start Threespeed
2004.09.25   Axis of Elvis Threespeed
2004.09.18   Broken Pickle Threespeed
2004.09.05   Southern Exposure (Century 04) Threespeed
2004.06.26   FireFlies Threespeed
2004.06.20   LoveTrain Threespeed
2004.06.19   I Dunno (vomit day) Threespeed
2004.05.01   ShortAnd Sweet Threespeed
2004.04.24   Oppo Oppo Threespeed
2004.04.17   Stop N Chop Threespeed
2004.04.10   Beta Ride Threespeed
2004.04.03   Alphamission 04 Threespeed