Status: Success


Pruny Hands on Film

How did SCUL respond to predictions of major Saturnight radiation?
Epic radiation predicted. Epic radiation pwned. SCUL pilots ain't made
of sugar, that's for sure.

We had the largest contingent of the *season* ridin' in style,
including many maggots, and a few floaties. Three
(count them!) three radioboxes not only busted the funk, they shred
the funk into tiny little cross-cut bits, buried it with garlic, and
watered it down with cement. Pure

We had standard mission waypoints on routing, with a generally
accelerated schedule. Shore leave at the training modules (disguised
as a children's playground) was unexpectedly interrupted by three high
powered radiation beams, streaming forth from well-protected power
sources buried deep within the earth itself. We were generally well
prepared for much radiation this mission. Bendy self-diagnosed a case
of radiation-suit-fail-induced chopper crotch, and chose to rock the
underwear all the way back to base.

Multiple surveillance droids were present, if discreet. Apparently
some earth-based television producers wanted to film SCUL for their
"pilot" episode in a series about bike culture. (Har har.) We not only
allowed FBI and Lumber to ride with us, but they did not also become
our dinner. We got on well.

We all went back to the fort and had explosively decompressed
Earth corn.

Slow mutation effects from the excessive radiation included pruny
hands and bad hair, along with Bendy's aforementioned advanced case of
radiation-induced chopper crotch. Decontamination chambers were much

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Pestilence 431.106  
Dubble U Yellow Vomit 0  
FBI Lust 0   Pilot
hackworth Chastity 859.375  
Kpafun Donkey 425.351   Petty Officer First Class
ld50 Moroni 420.717  
Leotard Lazarus 678.509  
Lumber Angry Candy (Passenger) 0   Pilot
Pretzel Annihilation 376.927   Petty Officer Second Class
Quandary Summer 597.057   Admiral
Raven Darkendank 0  
Self Destruct Delirium 611.567   Lieutenant Commander
Skidmark Circus Peanut 0  
Skunk Cloudbuster 1093.15  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 734.753  
Treekiller Angry Candy (Passenger) 0  
vomit Jan Brady 350.932   Lieutenant
yt Pride 422.297  
ZombiePhD Yellow Submarine 313.011  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Bendy
MRC Officer Skunk
Navigator Skunk
Tailgunner Threespeed
Tool Bag Kpafun
Flat Bag Kpafun
Medi Bag Kpafun
Ambassador yt
Still Cam ld50
Airlock Leotard
Life Support 1 Leotard
Damage Control Self Destruct
Mission Debriefer Quandary
Mission Reporter Quandary
Beer Wrangler hackworth
Cleaner yt
Filmer Lumber
Food Wrangler hackworth
Maggot Filterer ZombiePhD
Skynet Operator Pre Leotard
Stillcam Downloader ld50

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 19 pilots
OriginFort Bartlett
DestinationOur inner nebula
Light Years12.779
G-Well Activity1.682
Technical Rating2.911